ED CONRAD ADDS ANOTHER CONVERT

Georgie ) wrote:

Scrapings from Ed Conrad's frontal lobes reveal clear evidence of Carboniferous Haversian canals when viewed under my Woolworth's Junior Scientist Kit microscope.

Ed Conrad's grateful response:

Congratulations! You've got a mighty fine microscope there.

I've just used my Tinkertoy microscope to check out your findings and
I'm pretty sure I'm seeing what you're seeing,except I think I'm also
seeing some bark of the Lepidodendron and some droppings from a giant
prehistoric scorpion.

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg

I'm wondering if your Woolworth's Junior Scientist Kit
microscope also cost $32.50 and was imported from
Taiwan?

Incidentally, soon as I get a few extra bucks, I'm going
to order one of those Tinkertoy telescopes. I sort of
question those photos being beamed back from the
Hubble and I'd sure like to check them out for myself.

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Mark Steese ) responded:

All right, who's responsible for this? Someone's
actually managed to write an 'Ed Conrad' spoof
that's funny enough to almost be believable as a
real post from lovable, furry old Ed.

It's a little too obvious but it's still great, especially
the total non-sequitur shift to the Hubble in the
last paragraph. Keep up the good work!

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HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
(Discovered Between Anthracite Coal Veins)

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skulla.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skullb.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg

PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH AND SOFT ORGANS
-- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
ttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg

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WHERE THESE BEAUTIES WERE FOUND

Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins beneath
Mahanoy City, Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid, meteor or
comet having struck the earth and offering the undeniable physical
evidence of a catastrophe.

Click on the URL to make it larger (or rub gently with Viagra).

THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
"Oh, the Humanity"

http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?...472383101&p=61

ED CONRAD'S OTHER CONTRIBUTIONS TO MANKIND

911 CONSPIRACY
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.f...owse_thread/th...
+conrad#3c33009a486b1b70

"GOOD GOD!" Boy, You Certainly Can Say THAT Again!
http://www.edconrad.org

JFK ASSASSINATION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY02Qkuc_f8
http://mcadams.posc.mu.edu/altgens2.jpg

CORRUPT GOSPELS
http://www.avilabooks.com/Jmmanuel.htm
http://www.tjresearch.info/

EXISTENCE OF EXTRATERRESTRIALS
http://www.billymeier.com/

CANCER CURE COVER-UP
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.f...e82dea4a938b35

THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mouUUWpEec0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9XBAxdKVRE

THE BEST GHOST PHOTOS EVER TAKEN
http://paranormal.about.com/od/ghost...-Ghost-Photos/

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