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Appeasing the Sky...
Folk wisdom tells that when one buys astronomical equipment, then one
calls the clouds. It has been proven to me that if I buy astronomical equipment, then the Sky brings clouds. I bought a Nagler, I've had almost two months of clouds. Good enough proof for me. (apologies to all those in the New Orleans area. It's my fault.) Therefore, scientifically speaking, if I *destroy* astronomical equipment, then I'll call forth clear skies. I have equipment which I'm willing to sacrifice to the Sky in return for clear skies... So, I'm asking the list for advice in the best way to ritualistically destroy astronomical equipment to appease the Sky. I envision a nice ritual where I take a hammer and smash the equipment four times, in each of the cardinal directions. Tradition might recommend that I do this at a crossroads during the full/new moon. What do you all think? (* all in good fun... I think... but the buying equipment/clouds ratio has been damn well on... maybe I'm onto something here... *) |
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Appeasing the Sky...
Mark Ensley wrote:
I have equipment which I'm willing to sacrifice to the Sky in return for clear skies... Three years ago my wife and I attended the South Pacific Star Party. At the beginning of the star party they hold a sacrificial rite to bring good weather for the star party. In 2003 they burned a telescope replica on a bonfire. (It was an Astro-Fizzics Startfire.) Unfortunately it rained cats and dogs three days out of four. :/ Mojo -- Morris Jones * San Rafael, CA http://www.whiteoaks.com |
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Morris Jones wrote:
In 2003 they burned a telescope replica on a bonfire. (It was an Astro-Fizzics Startfire.) Doh! I meant 2000. Mojo -- Morris Jones * San Rafael, CA http://www.whiteoaks.com |
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From: mojo Three years ago my wife and I attended the South Pacific Star Party. At the beginning of the star party they hold a sacrificial rite to bring good weather for the star party. In 2003 they burned a telescope replica on a bonfire. (It was an Astro-Fizzics Startfire.) Unfortunately it rained cats and dogs three days out of four. :/ Ahhhhh. The "Powers that Be" know a Phony. Sincerity is Rewarded, but Attempts to Fool are Punished!!!!!!!! ;-) Crazy Ed |
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Hey Mark,
If you get your jollies from hot peppers (I kind of like the hot stuff too), you would be in heaven with a taste of the pepper sauce I picked up the last time I was in New Orleans. Actually, I wouldn't let you taste it unless you first signed a waiver. This stuff is absolutely lethal...one swig and you could have a convulsion and die. All kidding aside, it is the hottest stuff I ever tasted. I'm making a mental note to go through the kitchen cabinets and see if I can find it. If I do, I'll give you the name of it. Al "Mark Ensley" wrote in message om... "Al" wrote in message . net... I'm sorry to report, gentlemen, that you both have it wrong. My method is tested and proven...just consider the wonderful weather we've been having where I live here in the northeast. Okay, here's how the system works... If you want to have good weather and you must buy astronomy equipment, you need to offset your purchase of astronomy stuff with a commodity that is linked to bad weather (rain). Let's say that you purchase an eyepiece at the cost of $400...then you must also purchase, at least an equal dollar amount (more is better), of items such as sod, flowers, birdbaths, expensive raincoats, etc. Oh yes, do not conclude that you can avoid all this and just move to Arizona. It is guaranteed that if you do this, it will be raining in Arizona when you arrive. Al Hmmm... around the same time I bought that Nagler I think we also DID invest in some gardening supplies. I got some window boxes for herbs and hot peppers, and my wife re-planted the flowerbeds (I'm the cook, she's the decorator). But, in thinking about it, I didn't *personally* spend nearly as much on MY gardening supplies as I did on the eyepiece... and it was Noticed. With all this rain, my peppers are doing magnificently *sigh*. But then again capsaicin is a mild psychotropic, so maybe all that hot food will cheer me up... -Mark Ensley |
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Al, probably either the Scotch Bonnet, or the jabenero (Pronounced Hab ben YAIR o) TW Al wrote: Hey Mark, If you get your jollies from hot peppers (I kind of like the hot stuff too), you would be in heaven with a taste of the pepper sauce I picked up the last time I was in New Orleans. Actually, I wouldn't let you taste it unless you first signed a waiver. This stuff is absolutely lethal...one swig and you could have a convulsion and die. All kidding aside, it is the hottest stuff I ever tasted. I'm making a mental note to go through the kitchen cabinets and see if I can find it. If I do, I'll give you the name of it. Al "Mark Ensley" wrote in message om... "Al" wrote in message . net... I'm sorry to report, gentlemen, that you both have it wrong. My method is tested and proven...just consider the wonderful weather we've been having where I live here in the northeast. Okay, here's how the system works... If you want to have good weather and you must buy astronomy equipment, you need to offset your purchase of astronomy stuff with a commodity that is linked to bad weather (rain). Let's say that you purchase an eyepiece at the cost of $400...then you must also purchase, at least an equal dollar amount (more is better), of items such as sod, flowers, birdbaths, expensive raincoats, etc. Oh yes, do not conclude that you can avoid all this and just move to Arizona. It is guaranteed that if you do this, it will be raining in Arizona when you arrive. Al Hmmm... around the same time I bought that Nagler I think we also DID invest in some gardening supplies. I got some window boxes for herbs and hot peppers, and my wife re-planted the flowerbeds (I'm the cook, she's the decorator). But, in thinking about it, I didn't *personally* spend nearly as much on MY gardening supplies as I did on the eyepiece... and it was Noticed. With all this rain, my peppers are doing magnificently *sigh*. But then again capsaicin is a mild psychotropic, so maybe all that hot food will cheer me up... -Mark Ensley |
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Appeasing the Sky...
"Mark Ensley" wrote in message om... "Al" wrote in message . net... Hey Mark, If you get your jollies from hot peppers (I kind of like the hot stuff too), you would be in heaven with a taste of the pepper sauce I picked up the last time I was in New Orleans. Actually, I wouldn't let you taste it unless you first signed a waiver. This stuff is absolutely lethal...one swig and you could have a convulsion and die. All kidding aside, it is the hottest stuff I ever tasted. I'm making a mental note to go through the kitchen cabinets and see if I can find it. If I do, I'll give you the name of it. Al Al, consider the waiver signed! But by the way, for the record and all, I'm more into flavor than heat. This was conclusively proven to me the LAST time I had to sign a waiver to try a hot sauce! It was in Cincinnati, and the local Subway had a thing going where they featured lots of different hot sauces. They had one called "Endorphin Rush" and you had to sign a form for them to put it on your sub. I looked at the bottle, and it was pepper *extract*. I signed the form and had the guy put one drop on my sub... my stomach hurt for over an hour! And it didn't taste like anything! Anyway, the current crop is Bolivian rainbow peppers and another called Looking at the Sun from India. My this is off topic! Let's get it back... I don't have anything like a Nagler to sacrifice to the Sky, but I was planning to off my crappy meade 2" plastic focuser I got at a flea market, and the loathsome Meade Series 4000 Plossl I've got. =Mark I've got a POS Celestron 10mm SMA I could offer as sacrifice. Tom |
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