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Business proposal
Dear Sir,
Please let me humbly introduce myself to you. I am the late son of the great chief Joshua Nobosso Zambelli III recently killed when his 56" Dobsonian telescope went out of balance & resulted in a fatal decapitation. The reason of this most tragic of accidents were due to my late great father stuffing 1000's of $100 bills down by the main mirror & putting the optical device truly out of balance. Apparently his 16 wife's were always trying to find his secret stash of dollars to spoil themselves on new handbags & shoes for example. This fear of having to admire new ladies fashion accessories drove my late father to drink in his later years. Subsequently, the Inland Revenue are not currently aware of my late fathers embezzlement of the Royal Nigerian Astronomical Society's Christmas Fund for poor orphaned blind children. Therefore I must apologise most profusely for this solicitation as this recently found money could disgrace my family name & create evil though out the lands. Thus my proposal to you is this. If you could forward your bank account details to me & to transfer £10.00 of your English fine pounds to my PO box in Lagos, on receipt, I Chief Katanga Zamika Zambelli IIII will transfer the amount of $13,000,175 & 75 cents directly to your fine English Barclay's Bank the above said amounts. Katanga to you my trusted new friend. PO Box 996 Lagos Nigeria. |
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