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Old December 18th 15, 05:39 PM posted to alt.astronomy
notroll2015
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"Saul Levy" wrote in message
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FAKER IS VERY ****ED IN THE HEAD!

HIS MESSAGE PROVES IT!

SHOVE YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASSHOLE!

WHAT AN IMBECILE!

Saul Levy


On Thu, 17 Dec 2015 15:34:53 -0800, The Starmaker
wrote:

The Starmaker wrote:

Sam Wormley wrote:

On 12/14/15 10:02 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
Once scientist believed the only thing that existed was the milky
way.

Hubble and other scientist of his time, using bigger telescopes
showed
that the Milky Way was just one of many galaxies. And that's not all
that they found.


I understand, ..you don't know the definition of the word..."Once".

once
w?ns/
adverb
adverb: once


2.
at some time in the past; formerly.

https://www.google.com/#q=define+Once

(why is it i always have to give...English lessons here?)

Strange that the only people who understand English here are the Science
Fiction Writers..
(and i never read a sf book.)

(that won't stop me from writing one)

I guess the Science people only wake up when they enter the Science
class...

History class must have been boring to them...

This guy Sam Wormley believes History started with a guy named Hubble...

The truth is, these science people have no idea what planet they are on.

Sure they can tell you all about a desolate place called Mars, but have
no idea what a girl is on Earth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...GdYqo#t=15 61

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWt9...M&spfreload=10



The reason why the majority of people in the 'scientific community' are not
good at math is becasue....they hate math!!!

This show is all about how much they *don't* know..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWt9...M&spfreload=10


and they don't know practically everything!


They don't even know what to do with a chick...


I'll help you guys out...next time you see a girl, tell her..

"I want to feel you up."

She'll say, "Excuse me?"

That's a signal, put your hand on her breast..

She'll say, "What the **** do you think you're doin???"

That's another signal...that's when you put
your other hand on her other breast.


By now you should have two hands on her breast...

She'll say "WHAT THE **** DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING PUTTING YOUR HAND ON MY
BREAST???"

That means she loves it!

That's when you tell her, "What are you going to do with your hands?"


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Is Solly supposed to utilize the same process with Fatima, his camel?

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Old December 18th 15, 08:24 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Arc Michael
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On Friday, December 18, 2015 at 9:39:29 AM UTC-8, Notroll2015 wrote:
"Saul Levy" wrote in message
...

FAKER IS VERY ****ED IN THE HEAD!

HIS MESSAGE PROVES IT!

SHOVE YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASSHOLE!

WHAT AN IMBECILE!

Saul Levy


On Thu, 17 Dec 2015 15:34:53 -0800, The Starmaker
wrote:

The Starmaker wrote:

Sam Wormley wrote:

On 12/14/15 10:02 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
Once scientist believed the only thing that existed was the milky
way.

Hubble and other scientist of his time, using bigger telescopes
showed
that the Milky Way was just one of many galaxies. And that's not all
that they found.

I understand, ..you don't know the definition of the word..."Once".

once
w?ns/
adverb
adverb: once


2.
at some time in the past; formerly.

https://www.google.com/#q=define+Once

(why is it i always have to give...English lessons here?)

Strange that the only people who understand English here are the Science
Fiction Writers..
(and i never read a sf book.)

(that won't stop me from writing one)

I guess the Science people only wake up when they enter the Science
class...

History class must have been boring to them...

This guy Sam Wormley believes History started with a guy named Hubble...

The truth is, these science people have no idea what planet they are on.

Sure they can tell you all about a desolate place called Mars, but have
no idea what a girl is on Earth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...GdYqo#t=15 61

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWt9...M&spfreload=10



The reason why the majority of people in the 'scientific community' are not
good at math is becasue....they hate math!!!

This show is all about how much they *don't* know..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWt9...M&spfreload=10


and they don't know practically everything!


They don't even know what to do with a chick...


I'll help you guys out...next time you see a girl, tell her..

"I want to feel you up."

She'll say, "Excuse me?"

That's a signal, put your hand on her breast..

She'll say, "What the **** do you think you're doin???"

That's another signal...that's when you put
your other hand on her other breast.


By now you should have two hands on her breast...

She'll say "WHAT THE **** DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING PUTTING YOUR HAND ON MY
BREAST???"

That means she loves it!

That's when you tell her, "What are you going to do with your hands?"


*****************
Is Solly supposed to utilize the same process with Fatima, his camel?


better be-careful too much camel chow will make it a FAT ima, a gordo two humper.
 




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