Bull**** artists stung in nationwide sting

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BREAKING NEWS
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WASHINGTON, D.C. (Rueters) --
A nationwide FBI sting at major
U.S universities has resulted in
the arrest of upwards of 7,200
"science" professors who have
been charged with participating
in a monumental conspiracy
against mankind.

A police spokesman said they
all are accused of being involved
in a vast conspiracy promoting
"the bull**** theory" of man's
evolution.

"Actually, the sting proved
to be so successful, we were
lucky we had enough buses to
haul all of the scumbag to the
hoosegow," said police Lt. Mike
Hunt

He was asked to explain the
word, "hoosegow" and said it's
an antiquated term for prison
and only the oldest of old-timers
on the force ever calls it that.

Meanwhile, there were tears
and lots of gnashing of teeth
as the allegedly criminals were
read their Miranda rights before
climbing aboard with hands and
-- in some cases -- legs shackled.

Hunt said police and FBI agents
acted on a tip supplied by one
Ed Conrad that the professors
have been warping the mind of
students for decades preaching
about the evolution of man (and
women, too, they assume).

Conrad told agents the turkeys
have promoted the asinine theory
of Darwinian evolution even though
they're well aware it's nothing
more than a colossal hoax and
that its "physical evidence
wouldn't cover the head of
the "i" in bull****."

He went bananas when informed
about the successful sting and
especially when informed that
he'll receive a pile of reward
money.

The new American hero was
exclusively interviewed by BillO
Reilly of Fox News but only had
this to say:

"Evolutionists, their interests so vested
"And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
"Their deceit and deception
"Near the point of perfection
"If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested."

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