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NOW EC HAS INTERNET COMMISSION ON HIS BACK
You'd think the rocket scientists posting to sci.astro.amateur would be content just posting messages about spaceships, Mars and maybe even extraterrestrials beneath the header "COUNTDOWN TICKING FOR TODAY'S LAUNCH OF MARS ROVER." -- all in screaming capital letters Hell, NO! They've got to sneak in something rather derogatory about Yours Truly Ed Conrad and have only servedto give me even more aggravation, Chris L. Peterson ) started it off by warning Sam, a fellow rocket scientist who started the thread with the header in all caps: Sam, I know you're probably just copying and pasting the title but PLEASE don't use all caps for the subject. I filter posts to reject those that do this, as it gets rid of all that Ed Conrad crap. Responded Sam Wormley ): Thanks for letting me know, Chris. ========================== The Holier-Than-Thou Spacemen opened up a can of worms because I have just received this stern e-mail warning from the International Internet Commission (IIC) about my longtime habit of using all capital letters in the headers of my postings. From International Internet Commission (IIC) 212 1/2 Fleet Street London, England Dear Mr. Ed Conrad: Please be advised that we here at the International Internet Commission are now well aware of your erratic behavior while posting to various news groups on the Internet. To put it mildly, It disturbs us greatly. We have received countless complaints from customers that there has been a drastic shortage of capital letters while trying to post messages to news groups from many parts of the world., Our intense investigation has determined that YOU are primarily responsible for the shortfall. Your disgusting habit of writing your headers in all capital letters has slowly depleted the available supply. Consequently, it has been the source of frustration and great annoyance to millions of other Internet users worldwide, especially in the Far East when your early evening is their late morning in their time zone. You are hereby instructed to cease and desist from using capital letters with reckless abandon and, by doing so, leave some for our other faithful customers worldwide. Meanwhile, we would appreciate if you would download your computer and return -- via Priority Mail -- ALL of the capital letters (as well as all exclamation points) stored inside your hard drive in order to help us replenish our dwindling resources until the situation gets back to normal. Rufus C. Kingsley Chairman (c) Howard C. Steinberg, Esq. Steinberg, Goldberg, Friedberg and O'Brien We have sent a copy of this e-mail to Mr. Chris. L. Petersen and Mr. Sam Womrley. ======================= MURDERERS' ROW Three jeers for George Bush and Dick Cheney Still unpunished for their War Crimes. It's zany! There's more than enough evidence 911 was planned at their "residence" You'd think Congress would act -- but disdain-y. http://11sep.info/images/New_York_Times_9-11.jpg ============================= 911 CONSPIRACY http://www.travisredding.com/bush-91...l-wtc-laff.jpg EXPLOSIVES FOUND IN WTC DUST http://video.google.com/videosearch?...en&emb=0&aq=f# http://911research.wtc7.net/essays/t..._residues.html http://cipshare.com/NielsHarrit_org/ FAKE 911 CRASH FOOTAGE FROM HELICOPTER Plane Appears Out of Nowhere, Nose Goes through South Tower http://videos.wittysparks.com/id/115387558 THE SMOKING GUN http://www.911foreknowledge.com/bravenewworld.htm ========================== ED CONRAD'S OTHER CONTRIBUTIONS TO MANKIND JFK ASSASSINATION http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY02Qkuc_f8 http://mcadams.posc.mu.edu/altgens2.jpg CANCER CURE CONSPIRACY http://groups.google.com/group/alt.f...e5efa37c129adf HOLY ****! THERE "IS" A GOD http://www.edconrad.org MAN AS OLD AS COAL http://www.edconrad.com EXISTENCE OF EXTRATERRESTRIALS http://www.billymeier.com/ http://groups.google.com/group/alt.c...1eab3f8eebaed0 THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mouUUWpEec0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9XBAxdKVRE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6MvcIs4OcQ&NR=1 CORRUPT GOSPELS http://www.avilabooks.com/Jmmanuel.htm http://www.tjresearch.info/ ========================== LATEST FBI FILE PHOTO OF ED CONRAD http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg ============ |
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