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THREE CHEERS FOR BABY JESUS
THREE CHEERS FOR BABY JESUS
alt.tv.american-idol, sci.astro, rec.arts.movies.current-films, alt.marketing.online.ebay, alt.california http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkHNNPM7pJA =================== ANOTHER PSEUDOSCIENTIST SEES THE LIGHT On July 29, 1996, (Darwin Boy) wrote: Scrapings from Ed Conrad's frontal lobes reveal clear evidence of Carboniferous Haversian canals when viewed under my Woolworth's Junior Scientist Kit microscope. Ed Conrad, who obviously was tickled pink, responded: Congratulations! You've got a mighty fine microscope there. I've just used my Tinkertoy microscope to check out your findings and I'm pretty sure I'm seeing what you're seeing, except I think I'm also seeing some bark of the Lepidodendron and some droppings from a giant prehistoric scorpion. I'm wondering if your Woolworth's Junior Scientist Kit microscope also cost $32.50 and was imported from Taiwan? Incidentally, soon as I get a few extra bucks, I'm going to order one of those Tinkertoy telescopes. I sort of question those photos being beamed back from the Hubble and I'd sure like to check them out for myself. ================= Mark Steese ) added his two-cents worth: All right, who's responsible for this? Someone's actually managed to write an 'Ed Conrad' spoof that's funny enough to almost be believable as a real post from lovable, furry old Ed. It's a little too obvious, but it's still great, especially the total non-sequitur shift to the Hubble in the last paragraph. Keep up the good work! --Mark Steese =============================================== YOU CAN SEE IT, TOO! Meet Your GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGreat-Grandpa http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/proof2.jpg Granules removed from the specimen resembling a human skull embedded in the boulder reveal Haversian canals, the telltale indicator of bone. This photo was taken at 400X, using top lighting and a dark field. It is important to note that, because of height differential, portions of the photo are blurry. http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/proof1.jpg This is an enlargement of a portion of the previous photo taken at approximately 800X. THE CELL STRUCTURE OF BONE http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...a/textbook.gif Photograph of cross section of bone, showing Haversian systems. Each Haversian system is seen as a nearly round area. The light circular core of each system is the Haversian canal, through which blood vessels pass. Artwork of compact bone shows details of the Haversian systems. 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THREE CHEERS FOR BABY JESUS
I saw Jesus today.
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