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Old November 23rd 12, 01:58 PM posted to sci.archaeology,alt.tv.american-idol,sci.astro,rec.arts.movies.current-films,alt.marketing.online.ebay
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THREE CHEERS FOR BABY JESUS
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkHNNPM7pJA

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ANOTHER PSEUDOSCIENTIST SEES THE LIGHT

On July 29, 1996, (Darwin Boy) wrote:

Scrapings from Ed Conrad's frontal lobes reveal clear evidence
of Carboniferous Haversian canals when viewed under my
Woolworth's Junior Scientist Kit microscope.

Ed Conrad, who obviously was tickled pink, responded:

Congratulations! You've got a mighty fine microscope there. I've
just used my Tinkertoy microscope to check out your findings
and I'm pretty sure I'm seeing what you're seeing, except I think
I'm also seeing some bark of the Lepidodendron and some droppings
from a giant prehistoric scorpion.

I'm wondering if your Woolworth's Junior Scientist Kit microscope
also cost $32.50 and was imported from Taiwan?

Incidentally, soon as I get a few extra bucks, I'm going to order
one of those Tinkertoy telescopes. I sort of question those photos
being beamed back from the Hubble and I'd sure like to check
them out for myself.

=================

Mark Steese ) added his two-cents
worth:

All right, who's responsible for this? Someone's actually managed
to write an 'Ed Conrad' spoof that's funny enough to almost be
believable as a real post from lovable, furry old Ed. It's a little
too obvious, but it's still great, especially the total non-sequitur
shift to the Hubble in the last paragraph. Keep up the good work!

--Mark Steese


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YOU CAN SEE IT, TOO!
Meet Your GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGreat-Grandpa

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/proof2.jpg

Granules removed from the specimen resembling a human skull
embedded in the boulder reveal Haversian canals, the telltale
indicator of bone. This photo was taken at 400X, using top lighting
and a dark field. It is important to note that, because of height
differential, portions of the photo are blurry.

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/proof1.jpg

This is an enlargement of a portion of the previous photo taken at
approximately 800X.

THE CELL STRUCTURE OF BONE

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...a/textbook.gif

Photograph of cross section of bone, showing Haversian systems.
Each Haversian system is seen as a nearly round area. The light
circular core of each system is the Haversian canal, through which
blood vessels pass. Artwork of compact bone shows details of
the Haversian systems. According to "Science in Archaeology,"
the Haversian canals always exist and are always identifiable in
bone, despite its age or that it has been subjected to the process
of petrification.

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...hefactthat.gif

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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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YOU'RE REALLY NOT DEAD WHEN YOU DIE
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I saw Jesus today.

He stopped by my warehouse and bought some pallet racking.

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