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The Universe Was Created For The Glory Of God
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Douglas Berry wrote: What's so funny about peace, love and Sea Wasp posting the following on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 22:42:13 GMT iin alt.atheism? No, no. It was created so that it would ultimately, after much work and refinement, produce *ME*. Nonsense. The universe was created so that beer could exist, and day baseball games exist so that we have a place to enjoy beer. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. -- Benjamin Franklin. (Unfortunately, that "proof" assumes the premise that beer is good, a sentiment to which I do not subscribe. I think it tastes nasty.) |
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The Universe Was Created For The Glory Of God
"Douglas Berry" wrote in message news What's so funny about peace, love and Sea Wasp posting the following on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 22:42:13 GMT iin alt.atheism? No, no. It was created so that it would ultimately, after much work and refinement, produce *ME*. Nonsense. The universe was created so that beer could exist, and day baseball games exist so that we have a place to enjoy beer. Begone, foul non-beer-drinking-at-night-games heretic! |
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The Universe Was Created For The Glory Of God
Douglas Berry wrote: Nonsense. The universe was created so that beer could exist, and day baseball games exist so that we have a place to enjoy beer. But they made a mistake and created doubleheaders, and people got drunk off their asses and woke up the next morning in the restroom of 3 Rivers Stadium. (Once on a charter trip to 3 rivers some guy got so drunk in the double header, that he never made it back to the bus. Whether he woke up in the restroom is sheer speculation, but hey they is the group for speculative fiction, right?) Of course if they got drunk say at Candlestick, and still woke up in Pittsburgh, well that just like the magic wardrobe in the Lion the witch and the Wardrobe, right? |
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The Universe Was Created For The Glory Of God
Douglas Berry wrote in
news What's so funny about peace, love and Sea Wasp posting the following on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 22:42:13 GMT iin alt.atheism? No, no. It was created so that it would ultimately, after much work and refinement, produce *ME*. Nonsense. The universe was created so that beer could exist, and day baseball games exist so that we have a place to enjoy beer. Bull****! This universe is actually hell for sume higher universe. As proof, I remind you that bagpipes exist! -- Enkidu AA#2165 http://www.thoughts.leaddogs.org/ EAC Chaplain and ordained minister, ULC, Modesto, CA "The United States is not a Christian nation any more than it is a Jewish or a Mohammedan nation." -- Treaty of Tripoli (1797) |
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The Universe Was Created For The Glory Of God
Douglas Berry wrote:
What's so funny about peace, love and Sea Wasp posting the following on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 22:42:13 GMT iin alt.atheism? No, no. It was created so that it would ultimately, after much work and refinement, produce *ME*. Nonsense. The universe was created so that beer could exist, and day baseball games exist so that we have a place to enjoy beer. I'm sorry that you and Sea Wasp are so critically short of information, Doug, but the fact is, the Universe and Everything was created by and for cats. You old Silly, you. Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34 EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding skyeyes at dakotacom dot net |
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The Universe Was Created For The Glory Of God
Alan Anderson wrote in
: In article , Douglas Berry wrote: What's so funny about peace, love and Sea Wasp posting the following on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 22:42:13 GMT iin alt.atheism? No, no. It was created so that it would ultimately, after much work and refinement, produce *ME*. Nonsense. The universe was created so that beer could exist, and day baseball games exist so that we have a place to enjoy beer. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. -- Benjamin Franklin. (Unfortunately, that "proof" assumes the premise that beer is good, a sentiment to which I do not subscribe. I think it tastes nasty.) Drink some good stuff, perhaps some Karl Strauss Woodie Gold on West Mission Bay Drive. With pizza. Better still, sail from DeAnza Cove in a Snark, beach the boat in Santa Barbara Cove, win the race, Joe, your buddy with the slow boat pays for that beer and pizza. Best beer I ever had was last Thursday. Perfect temp, not too cold. -- Enkidu AA#2165 http://www.thoughts.leaddogs.org/ EAC Chaplain and ordained minister, ULC, Modesto, CA Man is a marvelous curiosity, he thinks he is the Creator's pet, he even believes the Creator loves him; has a passion for him; sits up nights to admire him; yes and watch over him and keep him out of trouble. He prays to him and thinks He listens. Isn't it a quaint idea. -- Mark Twain |
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The Universe Was Created For The Glory Of God
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oups.com: Douglas Berry wrote: Nonsense. The universe was created so that beer could exist, and day baseball games exist so that we have a place to enjoy beer. But they made a mistake and created doubleheaders, and people got drunk off their asses and woke up the next morning in the restroom of 3 Rivers Stadium. Yeah? What's your point? Everyone's gotta wake up somewhere. -- Enkidu AA#2165 http://www.thoughts.leaddogs.org/ EAC Chaplain and ordained minister, ULC, Modesto, CA Now Playing: The moral and religious teachings of no bible reach a higher altitude than the intelligence and mental development of the age and country which produced it. -- Kersey Graves |
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The Universe Was Created For The Glory Of God
"Sound of Trumpet" wrote:
So to me it is unimaginable that Homo sapiens will still exist on earth ten million years from now, except perhaps by some remote chance in zoos or special preserves, a throwback much like Przewalski's horse. Yep! So,what would pe a point of the Universe,that is "going to go on for billions of year without us", assuming it was created for us ? We ain't the centre of the universe and the universe was not especiually created for us. We're just visiting this universe. This universe is not our home. You stated,that G-d will interven to prevent the end of the universe...but when? God does what God does. Prediction of God's mind is a risky business. Not that I'm aware of. When discussing *cosmology* they refer to these things. When discussing eschatology, they usually refer to the coming of Christ in glory on the Last Day, and to various supernatural and geopolitical events they expect to see. Is it true or wishful thinking ... OR metaphor? I think it is more use of metaphor. But then again, I also see no particular reason why, if he chooses, God could not bring this particular universe to an end in the next five seconds. That too! |
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"\"Mark T\"" thinkaboutwh@youaredoing987576875686585485445 wrote in
: God does what God does. Prediction of God's mind is a risky business. A lot of people seem pretty sure of God's mind. I understand from some that He hates gays, from others that He hates abortion. Still others claim that He hates Jews, blacks, Mormons, atheists, Muslims, Christians, etc. In fact, I doubt that there's any group in the history of mankind who has not been hated by one or more of their neighbors' god or gods. If Christians quit predicting God's wants and acting as His proxy, the rest of us might find it easier to get along with them -- Enkidu AA#2165 http://www.thoughts.leaddogs.org/ EAC Chaplain and ordained minister, ULC, Modesto, CA Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for every noble enterprize, every expanded prospect. -- James Madison |
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The Universe Was Created For The Glory Of God
"Sound of Trumpet" wrote in message oups.com... Space colonization: Ain't gonna happen. We will build a thriving metropolis in Antarctica before we build a modest sustainable colony on Mars. And Mars is about the limit of our spacefaring. We ain't *never* getting off the earth. And so will eventually die one of our favorite ersatz eschatons: the infinite proliferation of the human race throughout the cosmos. We'll stay right here and take our medicine till Christ returns. This is so typical of religious thought. Don't bother even thinking! Don't discover! (like the dumb ass Pope said) Just hang out and wait for Jesus. |
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