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You'd think the rocket scientists posting to sci.astro.amateur would
be content just posting messages about spaceships, Mars and maybe even
extraterrestrials beneath the header "COUNTDOWN TICKING FOR TODAY'S
LAUNCH OF MARS ROVER." -- all in screaming capital letters

Hell, NO! They've got to sneak in something rather
derogatory about Yours Truly Ed Conrad and have
only servedto give me even more aggravation,

Chris L. Peterson ) started it off by warning
Sam, a fellow rocket scientist who
started the thread with the header in all caps:

Sam,
I know you're probably just copying and pasting the title but PLEASE
don't use all caps for the subject.
I filter posts to reject those that do this, as it gets rid of all
that Ed Conrad crap.

Responded Sam Wormley ):

Thanks for letting me know, Chris.

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The Holier-Than-Thou Spacemen opened up a can of worms because I have
just received this stern e-mail warning from the International
Internet Commission (IIC) about my longtime habit of using all capital
letters in the headers of my postings.

From International Internet Commission (IIC)
212 1/2 Fleet Street
London, England

Dear Mr. Ed Conrad:

Please be advised that we here at the International Internet
Commission are now well aware of your erratic behavior while posting
to various news groups on the Internet.

To put it mildly, It disturbs us greatly.

We have received countless complaints from customers that there has
been a drastic shortage
of capital letters while trying to post messages
to news groups from many parts of the world.,

Our intense investigation has determined that YOU are primarily
responsible for the shortfall.

Your disgusting habit of writing your headers in all capital letters
has slowly depleted the available supply.

Consequently, it has been the source of frustration and great
annoyance to millions of other
Internet users worldwide, especially in the Far East when your early
evening is their late morning in their time zone.

You are hereby instructed to cease and desist from using capital
letters with reckless abandon and, by doing so, leave some for our
other faithful customers worldwide.

Meanwhile, we would appreciate if you would download your computer and
return -- via Priority Mail -- ALL of the capital letters (as well as
all exclamation points) stored inside your hard drive in order to help
us replenish our dwindling resources until the situation gets back to
normal.

Rufus C. Kingsley
Chairman

(c) Howard C. Steinberg, Esq.
Steinberg, Goldberg, Friedberg and O'Brien

We have sent a copy of this e-mail to Mr. Chris. L. Petersen and Mr.
Sam Womrley.

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MURDERERS' ROW

Three jeers for George Bush and Dick Cheney
Still unpunished for their War Crimes. It's zany!
There's more than enough evidence
911 was planned at their "residence"
You'd think Congress would act -- but disdain-y.

http://11sep.info/images/New_York_Times_9-11.jpg

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911 CONSPIRACY
http://www.travisredding.com/bush-91...l-wtc-laff.jpg

EXPLOSIVES FOUND IN WTC DUST
http://video.google.com/videosearch?...en&emb=0&aq=f#

http://911research.wtc7.net/essays/t..._residues.html

http://cipshare.com/NielsHarrit_org/

FAKE 911 CRASH FOOTAGE FROM HELICOPTER

Plane Appears Out of Nowhere, Nose
Goes through South Tower

http://videos.wittysparks.com/id/115387558

THE SMOKING GUN
http://www.911foreknowledge.com/bravenewworld.htm

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ED CONRAD'S OTHER CONTRIBUTIONS TO MANKIND

JFK ASSASSINATION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY02Qkuc_f8
http://mcadams.posc.mu.edu/altgens2.jpg

CANCER CURE CONSPIRACY
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.f...e5efa37c129adf

HOLY ****! THERE "IS" A GOD
http://www.edconrad.org

MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com

EXISTENCE OF EXTRATERRESTRIALS
http://www.billymeier.com/
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.c...1eab3f8eebaed0

THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mouUUWpEec0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9XBAxdKVRE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6MvcIs4OcQ&NR=1

CORRUPT GOSPELS
http://www.avilabooks.com/Jmmanuel.htm
http://www.tjresearch.info/

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LATEST FBI FILE PHOTO OF ED CONRAD
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg

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