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Old August 1st 07, 08:26 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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nightbat wrote

Nothing in general research is extremely subject
important then the proper spirits handling ability of future space Star
men as to the foam of the Gods.

See:
http://space.newscientist.com/articl...ine-news_rss20

No doubt where only the brave dare to go only the finest of elixir
spirits are not far behind.

cheers,
the nightbat
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Old August 1st 07, 11:24 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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"nightbat" wrote in message
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nightbat wrote

Nothing in general research is extremely subject important
then the proper spirits handling ability of future space Star men as to
the foam of the Gods.

See:
http://space.newscientist.com/articl...ine-news_rss20

No doubt where only the brave dare to go only the finest of elixir spirits
are not far behind.

cheers,
the nightbat



Officer Beeeert has already developed a rigorous training program for
himself. His training (or draining, as he prefers to call it) consists of
downing copious amounts of Bud Light. It also increases his grasp of the
Universe, as well as Planck length events, as evidenced by his many
postulations of warped space-time and big fat ugly Black Holes.

It is a program worth enrolling in, gradually working up to Johnnie Walker
Black, with a splash of club soda.

We'll leave the AUK coffee-boys to train at Starbucks.


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Old August 2nd 07, 12:28 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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Hagar (not so horrible) Reality is more Bud light is drunk in
California than water. Beer makes it possible for people to think more
clearly. The Romans concurred and ruled the world,and they drank lots of
beer. It was beer that did away with probation. You have to roll out
the beer barrel to have fun and get stuff done. bert

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Old August 2nd 07, 05:31 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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"G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message
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Hagar (not so horrible) Reality is more Bud light is drunk in
California than water. Beer makes it possible for people to think more
clearly. The Romans concurred and ruled the world,and they drank lots of
beer.


Alas, there is a flaw in your theory, Beeert!! The Germans are still the
undisputed champions of per capita beer consumption, yet their last two
attempts at world domination failed miserably, dispite imbibing copious
amounts of delicious beer and ingesting huge amounts of greasy bratwurst.


It was beer that did away with probation. You have to roll out
the beer barrel to have fun and get stuff done. bert



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Old August 2nd 07, 05:51 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Hagar (not very horrible) German's are dark beer drinkers. If they
drank Bud rthey would have had the bomb bert

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Old August 2nd 07, 10:02 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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On Aug 2, 9:51 am, (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
Hagar (not very horrible) German's are dark beer drinkers. If they
drank Bud rthey would have had the bomb bert



Hitler did not drink beer.

Maybe that was his fatal mistake!

Double-A




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Old August 3rd 07, 02:20 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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On Aug 2, 9:31 am, "Hagar" wrote:
"G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message

...

Hagar (not so horrible) Reality is more Bud light is drunk in
California than water. Beer makes it possible for people to think more
clearly. The Romans concurred and ruled the world,and they drank lots of
beer.


Alas, there is a flaw in your theory, Beeert!! The Germans are still the
undisputed champions of per capita beer consumption, yet their last two
attempts at world domination failed miserably, dispite imbibing copious
amounts of delicious beer and ingesting huge amounts of greasy bratwurst.

It was those pesky Jewish wizards of theirs, as them smart Jews were
simply not sufficiently into drinking beer. If them Jews had taken
their fair share of beer, we'd be speaking a whole lot of German,
along with a big Third Reich butt-crack of a smile at that.
- Brad Guth

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Old August 3rd 07, 02:25 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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On Aug 2, 9:51 am, (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
Hagar (not very horrible) German's are dark beer drinkers. If they
drank Bud rthey would have had the bomb bert


Common or even well above average Germans weren't actually very smart,
unless there were upper class Jewish Germans that already knew all
there was to know about physics and science, that which unfortunately
had somehow entirely missed the Bud Light factor. (probably Einstein's
fault for that one)
- Brad Guth

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Old August 3rd 07, 02:28 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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On Aug 2, 2:02 pm, Double-A wrote:
On Aug 2, 9:51 am, (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:

Hagar (not very horrible) German's are dark beer drinkers. If they
drank Bud rthey would have had the bomb bert


Hitler did not drink beer.

Maybe that was his fatal mistake!

Double-A


Much like our resident LLPOF warlord(GW Bush), Hitler became a Jewish
puppet, so it doesn't matter if he did or did not drink beer.
- Brad Guth

 




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