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Old April 4th 17, 12:01 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Hägar
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Default Astronomers discover three new Fast Radio Bursts

FRBs, whose origins are as yet unknown, their distances from
Earth are wild guesses and they do not last very long:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/astronome...102402644.html

noTroll Oneholer Farts (NOFs) however are precisely timed
gas emissions from Missoura hillbillies when taking thunderous
dumps on their one/twoholers. Their composition can be
determined by spectral analysis of the brown stains in their
underwear.

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Default Astronomers discover three new Fast Radio Bursts



"Hägar" wrote in message
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FRBs, whose origins are as yet unknown, their distances from
Earth are wild guesses and they do not last very long:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/astronome...102402644.html

noTroll Oneholer Farts (NOFs) however are precisely timed
gas emissions from Missoura hillbillies when taking thunderous
dumps on their one/twoholers. Their composition can be
determined by spectral analysis of the brown stains in their
underwear.

*************This from a man who was designated a COMMUNITY PEST by the Elk
Grove city council. Even on his short bus, no one will sit next to him.
He's cool with that as it gives him two windows to lick.

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Old April 4th 17, 02:43 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Astronomers discover three new Fast Radio Bursts

On Monday, April 3, 2017 at 4:28:58 PM UTC-7, Notroll2016 wrote:
"Hägar" wrote in message
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FRBs, whose origins are as yet unknown, their distances from
Earth are wild guesses and they do not last very long:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/astronome...102402644.html

noTroll Oneholer Farts (NOFs) however are precisely timed
gas emissions from Missoura hillbillies when taking thunderous
dumps on their one/twoholers. Their composition can be
determined by spectral analysis of the brown stains in their
underwear.

*************This from a man who was designated a COMMUNITY PEST by the Elk
Grove city council. Even on his short bus, no one will sit next to him.
He's cool with that as it gives him two windows to lick.



'windows to lick.' lolz
 




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