What if (on lady astronauts)

What if those two lady asttronauts and their male lover were part of the
crew on a space ship going to Mars? I think one would be pushed out the
air lock.and have to walk all the way home. bert

"G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message
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What if those two lady asttronauts and their male lover were part of the
crew on a space ship going to Mars? I think one would be pushed out the
air lock.and have to walk all the way home. bert


It would be bad, Bert, unless the lady astronaut were putting out for the
entire crew. Can you imagine if, during a mission that were to last 2 - 3
years (or more), that only one male astronaut who was lucky enough to be the
gals boyfriend were getting any? An 'accident' like falling out the airlock
without a space suit would probably happen within the first month, because
no one else would be getting the 'right stuff'.... only goes to show that
including a couple space - prostitutes on every long duration mission would
be a good idea. You could really call them 'mission(ary) specialists'....

greysky

On Jul 10, 6:30 am, "greysky" wrote:
"G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message

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What if those two lady asttronauts and their male lover were part of the
crew on a space ship going to Mars? I think one would be pushed out the
air lock.and have to walk all the way home. bert

It would be bad, Bert, unless the lady astronaut were putting out for the
entire crew. Can you imagine if, during a mission that were to last 2 - 3
years (or more), that only one male astronaut who was lucky enough to be the
gals boyfriend were getting any? An 'accident' like falling out the airlock
without a space suit would probably happen within the first month, because
no one else would be getting the 'right stuff'.... only goes to show that
including a couple space - prostitutes on every long duration mission would
be a good idea. You could really call them 'mission(ary) specialists'....

greysky


A blow up love doll would be easier to maintain on long missions, but
given NASA's track record, they would probably by one that cost $40
million!

Double-A

Greysky the only real answer was given to us by nature. The crew has to
be made up with homosexual astronauts. No chance of pregnancy. bert

Double-A Blow up Britney dolls would be the way to go. Blown up with
helium is the gas of choice. Its that or a masturbating closet,that
Woody Allen used. Reality is if the doll balloon "pops" that is a
sign of a great orgasm,and should get a cheer from the crew members. On
a 3 year trip to Mars sex is the only way to make time go faster. Happy
to say that is true. It is reality to go with a bang bert

"G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message
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Greysky the only real answer was given to us by nature. The crew has to
be made up with homosexual astronauts. No chance of pregnancy. bert


That would mean only Coffeeboys would get to go to mars! Unacceptable. NASA
can hire a few hookers and set up the first red light district on the Red
Planet - reality is once colonization begins, taxing sex can make Mars an
independent nation eventually.

Greysky

nightbat wrote

Double-A wrote:
Commander Double-A

On Jul 10, 6:30 am, "greysky" wrote:
Officer Greysky


"G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message
Officer Bert
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What if those two lady asttronauts and their male lover were part of the
crew on a space ship going to Mars? I think one would be pushed out the
air lock.and have to walk all the way home. bert

It would be bad, Bert, unless the lady astronaut were putting out for the
entire crew. Can you imagine if, during a mission that were to last 2 - 3
years (or more), that only one male astronaut who was lucky enough to be the
gals boyfriend were getting any? An 'accident' like falling out the airlock
without a space suit would probably happen within the first month, because
no one else would be getting the 'right stuff'.... only goes to show that
including a couple space - prostitutes on every long duration mission would
be a good idea. You could really call them 'mission(ary) specialists'....

greysky


Commander Double-A

A blow up love doll would be easier to maintain on long missions, but
given NASA's track record, they would probably buy one that cost $40
million!

Double-A

nightbat

Captain on the Bridge:

Oh the humanity!!!!!, Science Officers grab hold
of yourselves, I mean stand down. Sheesh!, auk coffeeboys are listening
in to our profound messages and hanging on our every word. These general
messages are not top priority encoded so anyone can listen in. You're
forgetting Star Science Officers will each have beautiful shape shifting
lovely Seans to attend to all our long mission sexual needs, so no need
for infighting jealous can't help themselves Earthgirls or blow-up
dolls. We are Sean Earth Federation distinguished so brilliant and sexy
net world famous science researchers sought by mostly everyone. And the
stowfiled silly bellhop coffeeboys have each other, oh brother!!!!!!!!!

carry on,
the nightbat

On Jul 11, 11:36 am, nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Double-A wrote:

Commander Double-A





On Jul 10, 6:30 am, "greysky" wrote:
Officer Greysky
"G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message
Officer Bert
...

What if those two lady asttronauts and their male lover were part of the
crew on a space ship going to Mars? I think one would be pushed out the
air lock.and have to walk all the way home. bert

It would be bad, Bert, unless the lady astronaut were putting out for the
entire crew. Can you imagine if, during a mission that were to last 2 - 3
years (or more), that only one male astronaut who was lucky enough to be the
gals boyfriend were getting any? An 'accident' like falling out the airlock
without a space suit would probably happen within the first month, because
no one else would be getting the 'right stuff'.... only goes to show that
including a couple space - prostitutes on every long duration mission would
be a good idea. You could really call them 'mission(ary) specialists'....

greysky
Commander Double-A

A blow up love doll would be easier to maintain on long missions, but
given NASA's track record, they would probably buy one that cost $40
million!

Double-A

nightbat

Captain on the Bridge:

Oh the humanity!!!!!, Science Officers grab hold
of yourselves, I mean stand down. Sheesh!, auk coffeeboys are listening
in to our profound messages and hanging on our every word. These general
messages are not top priority encoded so anyone can listen in. You're
forgetting Star Science Officers will each have beautiful shape shifting
lovely Seans to attend to all our long mission sexual needs, so no need
for infighting jealous can't help themselves Earthgirls or blow-up
dolls. We are Sean Earth Federation distinguished so brilliant and sexy
net world famous science researchers sought by mostly everyone. And the
stowfiled silly bellhop coffeeboys have each other, oh brother!!!!!!!!!

carry on,
the nightbat


Captain Sir,

I am sure that each of us having a beautiful Sean maden to tend to our
needs will make a long voyage go quickly. Except for Warhol. He is
insisting on 72 just for himself!

Double-A

On Jul 11, 12:10 pm, "Charles D. Bohne" wrote:
On Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:50:32 -0700, Double-A
wrote:

I am sure that each of us having a beautiful Sean maden to tend to our
needs will make a long voyage go quickly. Except for Warhol. He is
insisting on 72 just for himself!

He will have to wait until he's died.
C.

They can't fool Warhol. He knows he won't be able to get it up after
he's dead. That's why he wants them now!

Double-A

nightbat wrote

Double-A wrote:
Commander Double-A

On Jul 11, 11:36 am, nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Double-A wrote:
Commander Double-A

On Jul 10, 6:30 am, "greysky" wrote:
Officer Greysky



"G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message
Officer Bert
...

What if those two lady asttronauts and their male lover were part of the
crew on a space ship going to Mars? I think one would be pushed out the
air lock.and have to walk all the way home. bert

Officer Greysky
It would be bad, Bert, unless the lady astronaut were putting out for the
entire crew. Can you imagine if, during a mission that were to last 2 - 3
years (or more), that only one male astronaut who was lucky enough to be the
gals boyfriend were getting any? An 'accident' like falling out the airlock
without a space suit would probably happen within the first month, because
no one else would be getting the 'right stuff'.... only goes to show that
including a couple space - prostitutes on every long duration mission would
be a good idea. You could really call them 'mission(ary) specialists'....

greysky


Commander Double-A

A blow up love doll would be easier to maintain on long missions, but
given NASA's track record, they would probably buy one that cost $40
million!

Double-A



nightbat

Captain on the Bridge:

Oh the humanity!!!!!, Science Officers grab hold
of yourselves, I mean stand down. Sheesh!, auk coffeeboys are listening
in to our profound messages and hanging on our every word. These general
messages are not top priority encoded so anyone can listen in. You're
forgetting Star Science Officers will each have beautiful shape shifting
lovely Seans to attend to all our long mission sexual needs, so no need
for infighting jealous can't help themselves Earthgirls or blow-up
dolls. We are Sean Earth Federation distinguished so brilliant and sexy
net world famous science researchers sought by mostly everyone. And the
stowfiled silly bellhop coffeeboys have each other, oh brother!!!!!!!!!

carry on,
the nightbat


Commander Double-a

Captain Sir,

I am sure that each of us having a beautiful Sean maden to tend to our
needs will make a long voyage go quickly. Except for Warhol. He is
insisting on 72 just for himself!

Double-A


nightbat

Oh the humanity!, just like that holy chaplain Officer needing
72 Sean space virgins just for himself. With so many beautiful advanced
dolls heaven would be ours.

oh boy,
the nightbat