5 Awesome Stars You Won't Believe Science Class Left Out

"Stars are science we used to pray to.

Gravity draws things together, compressing light elements until they undergo
fusion and start glowing. The mere existence of matter automatically creates
shining lights in the darkness, joining things together to create warmth with a
more stable result. The laws of physics are surprisingly romantic.

Stars are the source of all light, life, and warmth, and we take their name in
vain to describe no-talent carbon wastes on reality TV. "Jesus, what is wrong
with reality stars" is triple blasphemy against every noun in that sentence.
Which is why we're looking at real stars worthy of your attention."

See:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-awesom...lass-left-out/