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Old October 25th 09, 08:18 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Sean Star Ships Come In Please Captain nightbat Calling

nightbat

Earth to Sean Star Ships-Earth calling-over
Adjust full gain audio transceivers light year reception
Earth to Sean Star Ships can you read-nightbat calling
Officer Greysky activate twin ocilator megatron laser pulsalator
Light your FTL impulse code generator, power up that mother!
Present time codics allow for delay signal realities.
Darla your majesty please come in-over
Captain nightbat calling-over


end of transmission
code one authenticated
Indy Base One

for Science Team Officers only,
the nightbat
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Old October 25th 09, 08:24 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Sean Star Ships Come In Please Captain nightbat Calling

On Oct 25, 12:18*pm, "
wrote:
nightbat

Earth to Sean Star Ships-Earth calling-over
Adjust full gain audio transceivers light year reception
Earth to Sean Star Ships can you read-nightbat calling
Officer Greysky activate twin ocilator megatron laser pulsalator
Light your FTL impulse code generator, power up that mother!
Present time codics allow for delay signal realities.
Darla your majesty please come in-over
Captain nightbat calling-over

end of transmission
code one authenticated
Indy Base One

* * * * * * * for Science Team Officers only,
* * * * * * * the nightbat


Good freaking grief.

~ BG
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Old October 25th 09, 08:27 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Sean Star Ships Come In Please Captain nightbat Calling

On Oct 25, 12:18*pm, "
wrote:
nightbat

Earth to Sean Star Ships-Earth calling-over
Adjust full gain audio transceivers light year reception
Earth to Sean Star Ships can you read-nightbat calling
Officer Greysky activate twin ocilator megatron laser pulsalator
Light your FTL impulse code generator, power up that mother!
Present time codics allow for delay signal realities.
Darla your majesty please come in-over
Captain nightbat calling-over

end of transmission
code one authenticated
Indy Base One

* * * * * * * for Science Team Officers only,
* * * * * * * the nightbat


Good freaking grief. You're in 5th grade and going on 13?

We can assume that you're potty trained, but has your voice changed
yet?

~ BG
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Old October 25th 09, 08:45 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Sean Star Ships Come In Please Captain nightbat Calling

On Oct 25, 4:27*pm, BradGuth wrote:
On Oct 25, 12:18*pm, "
wrote:





nightbat


Earth to Sean Star Ships-Earth calling-over
Adjust full gain audio transceivers light year reception
Earth to Sean Star Ships can you read-nightbat calling
Officer Greysky activate twin ocilator megatron laser pulsalator
Light your FTL impulse code generator, power up that mother!
Present time codics allow for delay signal realities.
Darla your majesty please come in-over
Captain nightbat calling-over


end of transmission
code one authenticated
Indy Base One


* * * * * * * for Science Team Officers only,
* * * * * * * the nightbat


Good freaking grief. *You're in 5th grade and going on 13?

We can assume that you're potty trained, but has your voice changed
yet?

*~ BG- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


nightbat

Earth lay net person please stop interupting top secret
communications, the fate of the Planet rests on hopeful arrival of
Sean Star Ships. Your brillience can be better served preparing for
posible extrateristial arrival. Save all notes for higher level degree
questioning. Try to blend in don't let your advanced knowledge give
you away. Seans are known shape shifters including mimic voice
adaptation.

stay alert,
the nightbat
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Old October 25th 09, 08:49 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Sean Star Ships Come In Please Captain nightbat Calling

On Oct 25, 12:45*pm, "
wrote:
On Oct 25, 4:27*pm, BradGuth wrote:



On Oct 25, 12:18*pm, "
wrote:


nightbat


Earth to Sean Star Ships-Earth calling-over
Adjust full gain audio transceivers light year reception
Earth to Sean Star Ships can you read-nightbat calling
Officer Greysky activate twin ocilator megatron laser pulsalator
Light your FTL impulse code generator, power up that mother!
Present time codics allow for delay signal realities.
Darla your majesty please come in-over
Captain nightbat calling-over


end of transmission
code one authenticated
Indy Base One


* * * * * * * for Science Team Officers only,
* * * * * * * the nightbat


Good freaking grief. *You're in 5th grade and going on 13?


We can assume that you're potty trained, but has your voice changed
yet?


*~ BG- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


nightbat

* * * * * * *Earth lay net person please stop interupting top secret
communications, the fate of the Planet rests on hopeful arrival of
Sean Star Ships. Your brillience can be better served preparing for
posible extrateristial arrival. Save all notes for higher level degree
questioning. Try to blend in don't let your advanced knowledge give
you away. Seans are known shape shifters including mimic voice
adaptation.

* * * * * * *stay alert,
* * * * * * *the nightbat


You mean they could look and sound exactly like GW Bush and Dick
Cheney?

Do any of them look like rabbis?

~ BG
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Old October 25th 09, 09:09 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Sean Star Ships Come In Please Captain nightbat Calling

On Oct 25, 4:49*pm, BradGuth wrote:
On Oct 25, 12:45*pm, "
wrote:





On Oct 25, 4:27*pm, BradGuth wrote:


On Oct 25, 12:18*pm, "
wrote:


nightbat


Earth to Sean Star Ships-Earth calling-over
Adjust full gain audio transceivers light year reception
Earth to Sean Star Ships can you read-nightbat calling
Officer Greysky activate twin ocilator megatron laser pulsalator
Light your FTL impulse code generator, power up that mother!
Present time codics allow for delay signal realities.
Darla your majesty please come in-over
Captain nightbat calling-over


end of transmission
code one authenticated
Indy Base One


* * * * * * * for Science Team Officers only,
* * * * * * * the nightbat


Good freaking grief. *You're in 5th grade and going on 13?


We can assume that you're potty trained, but has your voice changed
yet?


*~ BG- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


nightbat


* * * * * * *Earth lay net person please stop interupting top secret
communications, the fate of the Planet rests on hopeful arrival of
Sean Star Ships. Your brillience can be better served preparing for
posible extrateristial arrival. Save all notes for higher level degree
questioning. Try to blend in don't let your advanced knowledge give
you away. Seans are known shape shifters including mimic voice
adaptation.


* * * * * * *stay alert,
* * * * * * *the nightbat


You mean they could look and sound exactly like GW Bush and Dick
Cheney?

Do any of them look like rabbis?

*~ BG- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


nightbat

Yes now you have the picture, would they be so called
advanced beings if they couldn't blend in themselves, all are suspect.
Even our saul well, nah he is very slow getting alot of this so I'll
pass on him. They can adapt the Seans that is they have confirmed
mixing with humans since the beginning of time. Their eyes are
reportedly not as good as humans, but they can hold their own in
social circles.

remain at your stations,
the nightbat
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Old October 26th 09, 07:09 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Sean Star Ships Come In Please Captain nightbat Calling

On Oct 25, 1:09*pm, "
wrote:
On Oct 25, 4:49*pm, BradGuth wrote:



On Oct 25, 12:45*pm, "
wrote:


On Oct 25, 4:27*pm, BradGuth wrote:


On Oct 25, 12:18*pm, "
wrote:


nightbat


Earth to Sean Star Ships-Earth calling-over
Adjust full gain audio transceivers light year reception
Earth to Sean Star Ships can you read-nightbat calling
Officer Greysky activate twin ocilator megatron laser pulsalator
Light your FTL impulse code generator, power up that mother!
Present time codics allow for delay signal realities.
Darla your majesty please come in-over
Captain nightbat calling-over


end of transmission
code one authenticated
Indy Base One


* * * * * * * for Science Team Officers only,
* * * * * * * the nightbat


Good freaking grief. *You're in 5th grade and going on 13?


We can assume that you're potty trained, but has your voice changed
yet?


*~ BG- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


nightbat


* * * * * * *Earth lay net person please stop interupting top secret
communications, the fate of the Planet rests on hopeful arrival of
Sean Star Ships. Your brillience can be better served preparing for
posible extrateristial arrival. Save all notes for higher level degree
questioning. Try to blend in don't let your advanced knowledge give
you away. Seans are known shape shifters including mimic voice
adaptation.


* * * * * * *stay alert,
* * * * * * *the nightbat


You mean they could look and sound exactly like GW Bush and Dick
Cheney?


Do any of them look like rabbis?


*~ BG- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


nightbat

* * * * * * Yes now you have the picture, would they be so called
advanced beings if they couldn't blend in themselves, all are suspect.
Even our saul well, nah he is very slow getting alot of this so I'll
pass on him. *They can adapt the Seans that is they have confirmed
mixing with humans since the beginning of time. *Their eyes are
reportedly not as good as humans, but they can hold their own in
social circles.

* * * * * * * remain at your stations,
* * * * * * * the nightbat


So, right off the bat we can pretty much suspect anyone wearing
contacts or glasses as being potential ETs. I’ve often wondered why
so may folks seemed to have visual impairments (seems odd or at least
unusual for the truly terrestrial evolved human species to have gotten
such genetically bad eyesight).

Try to imagine your having to survive from their cave right after the
last ice-age and in the nude, especially if any number of your heathen
tribe were sight impaired. Odds are that you wouldn’t last through
one season before those other hungry animals with their near perfect
or better than perfect eyesight picked you off.

How about ET’s nose and hearing? (I know of many folks [some Jewish]
that wear glasses that can’t hardly smell anything that’s bad for you,
and half the time they also can’t hear worth a damn because it seems
they always have their music and whatever else cranked up to 110+db.

Perhaps we’re on to something, figuring the more evolved you get the
less capable your senses and thus your ability to survive in the wild
gets pretty pathetic, when so much of your pampered life as an
advanced ET becomes technology and various implant assisted.
Obviously that’s why they want all of this public funded health care,
because their ET biology simply can’t cope with our local microbes and
bugs, though I might bet they’re unaffected by the Venus panspermia of
N1H1.

~ BG
 




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