antagonist's digest, volume 2452836

Cypherpunk writes:

144 Message-ID:
144 From: "Dr. David Tholen"

144 Hi! Excitement!

144 You imposter! Stop pretending you are me or I'll have youz arrested!

144 You have a lot of noive impersonating me, the great Dr. David Tholen,
144 who discovered Pluto & Plutonium.

144 In fact, I named Pluto after Plutonium. Pretty Goofy, eh?

144 Hey! What happened to my domain registration for 'nospam.ham?'
144 Without it, it's legal FOR ANYONE to post as me...damn!!!

144 I'll complain to the police anyway by LYING that the imposter's
144 posts are illegal! (Of course, I won't show them this one.)

144 That's right, I'll stoop to lying to law enforcement to
144 achieve control of people ridiculing me on Usenet.

144 Wheee! I am Dr. David Tholen, the insane.

144 My name is copyrighted, ya know. No one else
144 can be assigned my name.

145 Message-ID:
145 From:

145 The latest tally, bolstered by the imposter Cypherpunk, and by those
145 who were suckered into Zwar's non sequitur follow-up of a digest:

145 I hate you all!

145 Leave me alone!

145 My balls itch!

145 ....must resist...must... scratch scratch scratch Ahhhhhh!!!

145 I'm feeling better. Everyone be on their way now.

145 It takes SIX circus tickets if you want to watch me scratch my balls.

145 I accept paypal.

146 Ugh, peoples, go back and look again at the post
146 for "volume 2452836." ;-)

146 It just goes to show how no one is reading his crap.

146 I found out how Tholen complains:

146 # We have actually received quite a few complaints from some user
146 # claiming that you are breaking the law. As we said before, we
146 # are not a law enforcement agency, and as such, we are not in
146 # a position to make judgements or take action.

146 Heh-heh-heh. Tholen seems to be spooked right now.

146 Or too busy trying to get me.

146 Muhahahahaha cough coughhahahaha!!!

147 I am smart! I'm a subgenius!

147 Pbltbltbltbltblt!

What do your forgeries have to do with astronomy, Cypherpunk?

"How ironic, coming from the person who makes the
most such posts."
--Cypherpunk

One hundred forty seven such postings in just thirty eight days. Fifteen
in just one day. You've underestimated yourself, Cypherpunk.

"Grow up."
--Cypherpunk

"So, how about it: try not to post off-topic."
--Cypherpunk

I see that you still haven't practiced what you preached, Cypherpunk.