Something to laugh at

Three of Ruth's friends (old hens) dropped by to see if I was alright.
It was 5 30 pm and made myself some Campbell tomato soup. They knew I
liked to cook and asked if I made the soap myself. I lied and said I
made it from scratch. They asked if they could try some. I went
into the kitchen and there was not enough in the pot for three servings
(idea flashed) I went to the frig,and took out V 8 juice dumped enough
in with the tomato soup,and served it nice and hot. They loved it and
had seconds. They claimed it was the best tomato soap in the world. When
they left I tried it. Reality is it was the best tasting tomato soap I
ever tasted. Go figure What has this got to do with astronomy. I
relate it to the moon being made of Swiss cheese TreBert

"G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message

" I went to the frig,and took out V 8 juice dumped enough
in with the tomato soup,and served it nice and hot."

Don't eat that ! That's what they are using to kill those giant jellyfish
in Japan ! Eat low carbs for life.

H.J. (diet expert )

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Three of Ruth's friends (old hens) dropped by to see if I was alright.
It was 5 30 pm and made myself some Campbell tomato soup. They knew I
liked to cook and asked if I made the soap myself. I lied and said I
made it from scratch. They asked if they could try some. I went
into the kitchen and there was not enough in the pot for three servings
(idea flashed) I went to the frig,and took out V 8 juice dumped enough
in with the tomato soup,and served it nice and hot. They loved it and
had seconds. They claimed it was the best tomato soap in the world. When
they left I tried it. Reality is it was the best tasting tomato soap I
ever tasted. Go figure What has this got to do with astronomy. I
relate it to the moon being made of Swiss cheese TreBert


That V8 Juice is pretty good. Never thought about serving it hot
though.

It's best when you dump in a bunch of Tabasco Sauce! Well, I guess
that's sort of serving it hot.

Makes good Bloody Marys too. Just mix with vodka and dump in lots of
Tabasco Sauce! Stick in a celery stick if you want to be fancy.

Watch those old hens. They're just sizing you up in case you become
available. Sort of like vultures gathering.

Double-A

Mock Campbell's tomato soup? Oh the silliness!

Saul Levy


On Thu, 19 Jan 2006 19:34:02 -0500, (G=EMC^2
Glazier) wrote:

Three of Ruth's friends (old hens) dropped by to see if I was alright.
It was 5 30 pm and made myself some Campbell tomato soup. They knew I
liked to cook and asked if I made the soap myself. I lied and said I
made it from scratch. They asked if they could try some. I went
into the kitchen and there was not enough in the pot for three servings
(idea flashed) I went to the frig,and took out V 8 juice dumped enough
in with the tomato soup,and served it nice and hot. They loved it and
had seconds. They claimed it was the best tomato soap in the world. When
they left I tried it. Reality is it was the best tasting tomato soap I
ever tasted. Go figure What has this got to do with astronomy. I
relate it to the moon being made of Swiss cheese TreBert

"G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message
...
Three of Ruth's friends (old hens) dropped by to see if I was alright.
It was 5 30 pm and made myself some Campbell tomato soup. They knew I
liked to cook and asked if I made the soap myself. I lied and said I
made it from scratch. They asked if they could try some. I went
into the kitchen and there was not enough in the pot for three servings
(idea flashed) I went to the frig,and took out V 8 juice dumped enough
in with the tomato soup,and served it nice and hot. They loved it and
had seconds. They claimed it was the best tomato soap in the world. When
they left I tried it. Reality is it was the best tasting tomato soap I
ever tasted. Go figure What has this got to do with astronomy. I
relate it to the moon being made of Swiss cheese TreBert

How do you know they don't read this group Bert???

(one of them may even be Darla)

Hey Bert
Remember the ancient saying of Confucius: "Is better to
sleep with old hen than pullet." :-)
oc

"Bill Sheppard" wrote in message
...
Hey Bert
Remember the ancient saying of Confucius: "Is better to
sleep with old hen than pullet." :-)
oc


That was before the pleague of lawyers swarmed over the world !

H.J. ( alimony sucks )

HJ:
Alimony is the screwin' you get for the screwin' you got.
BTW, what is a 'pleague'?
oc

"Bill Sheppard" wrote in message
...
HJ:
Alimony is the screwin' you get for the screwin' you got.
BTW, what is a 'pleague'?
oc


Beats me !

H.J.

In the spirit of the thread, this might be worth a few laffs:

www.micom.net/oops/

oc