PETRIFIED BRAIN FOUND ON COLLEGE CAMPUS -- Penn State Mysery

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UNIVERSITY PARK, Pa. (Rueters) --
Campus police at Penn State University
discovered a portion of petrified human
brain outside the back entrance of the
Dept. of Anthropology Building early this
morning..
"We estimate its age at a minimum
of 280 million years, probably dating
back to the time that coal was being
formed," said Lt. Oscar Shagnaty. "It
certainly must be as old as anthracite,
give or take a few thousand years.
"We've had no reports of any or our
anthropologists or paleontologists
being missing, so we can rule out
the possibility that it's one of them."
University President Graham Spanier
said it may be "the greatest discovery
in the history of the world."
His comments had to be limited,
he said, because his breakfast was
getting cold.
Incidentally, Spanier was having
breakfast with Joe Paterno and new
Presidential candidate Cutis R.
Greenwald. All were having two eggs
over, with sausage.

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GREATEST CONSPIRACY IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORY
(A Helluva Lot Worse Than 911)

Petrified Bones, Teeth and Even Soft Organs (Some Human)
Discovered Between Coal Veins in Pennsylvania

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In article ,
Ed Conrad wrote:



Shows that you have to be careful to whom you grant tenure.

On Wed, 16 May 2007 23:13:15 -0400, Walter Bushell
wrote:

In article ,
Ed Conrad wrote:



Shows that you have to be careful to whom you grant tenure.


No, quoting (or otherwise referenceng his posts) shows only that you
need to associate with a better caliber of loon.