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OT - Glenn Beck shows us all what _real_ courage looks like
Fred J. McCall wrote:
"Greg D. Moore \(Strider\)" wrote: Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote: You sound upset. He should have some tea. Sounds like you lot should have some Thorazine. Hint: The old Stupid Usenet Tricks "Oooo, he lost his temper" tactic is probably older than you are. Hint: It's only Usenet. Clue, this is Greg. Greg, this is a clue. Try to remember what one looks like in future... Really, really upset. Here, have a cookie. |
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On 9/8/2010 7:28 AM, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote:
Really, really upset. Here, have a cookie. There was another knock on the door this morning, and it was those same two guys again, but this time they were wearing fake noses and mustaches, and claiming to be Seventh Day Adventists. "I'll bet you're wondering what Seventh Day Adventists think about Santa Claus." one said "...and we'd be glad to tell if you happened to have any Lobsters and Dom Pérignon Champagne lying around." "Ah, you can't fool me this time." I replied, "You're some of those damn Norski Lutherans pulling one of off your jokes again at the expense of us decent Irish Catholics! We'll have none of that here!" "He's on to us Sven! The Irish aren't as dumb as they say!" said the taller of the two. "Yah, you betcha Ole...but I'll bet they're _nearly_ as dumb as they say." said the short one. They both laughed at this witticism and were off in a flash. ;-) Pat |
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On 9/8/2010 7:11 AM, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote:
Pat Flannery wrote: On 9/7/2010 8:31 PM, Greg D. Moore (Strider) wrote: Fred J. McCall wrote: Well, Roundly Cheeseburger and Fries, why are you all twitching and screaming? Poor Sensitive Pat can't stand up for himself? Or perhaps he's bright enough to realize he doesn't need to, unlike, say, YOU. You're missing the point yet once again. There's nothing for him to to stand up for. In fact I'm not sure Pat would stand for much. Why, no sooner than had I finished writing my last posting on this subject than there came a knock on the door, and who should be standing there but two Mormons! Immediately I invited them in, which surprised them to no end, as the normal response they get is people slamming the door in their face so hard that a Mormon missionary's success is measured by how many times he's had his nose broken. "Now, let's get to the bottom of this Santa Claus stuff in relation to The Church Of Latter Day Saints." I said, and asked them if they would like anything to eat or drink. "Just warm water and stale bread for us..." they replied "...as we wish to remain pure." "That's too bad, as I've just finished grilling three filet mignons and have opened a bottle of Chateau Petrus, but I admire your piety." "Although we wish to remain pure, it is sometimes impossible in a wicked world like this...I do hope you let the Petrus air properly, as I see it's vintage 1998, and that year was noted for a bit more of a tannin bite than most." was their answer, and I think I got only around half an once of that wine when all was said and done; but as yet they were hesitant to talk about the man in red, as it is considered a church teaching known to only a select few. When we were deep into the second bottle of Laphroaig whisky and on our third Havana cigar, they finally spilled the beans on the matter. It seem that Santa Claus was really the angel Macaroni, brother of Moroni, and his elves are nothing less than the Ten Lost Tribes Of Israel, condemned to live at the North Pole for their disbelief in the divinity of Jesus and drinking coffee. I also found out that Michael Jackson is now also an angel, and ruling a planet of zombie children orbiting a star named Kolob or Kobal, (their speech was becoming somewhat slurred by now) which is apparently at war with the Cylons. They asked me if I wanted to become an angel also, and also get to rule a planet. "Hot Damn, Yes!" was my reply "I want the planet Mongo, and I want to inflict my will on those filthy Hawkmen so severely that they will wish they'd never been hatched!" "Everyone wants to rule Mongo...but it's already taken...Hitler is running it." they responded. "Hitler was a Mormon?" I asked in astonishment. "It's a fact we don't advertise much, but you note he neither smoked or drank." was their reply. "Would you settle for The Planet Of The Vampires?" I told them I would think about it. When we had finished the third bottle of Laphroaig they had to call it an evening, as they had to be up early the next morning to beat the crap out of some Jehovah's Witnesses who had been seen going door-to-door in the neighborhood. "This is our turf, and no way are we going to let those mofo's go treading around on it. We are going to cut their white asses." ;-) I'm glad you were able to clear that up. Thank you for your hard work. Pat needs to get a blog. Something like this : http://cosmic.lifeform.org |
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kT wrote:
On 9/8/2010 7:11 AM, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote: Pat Flannery wrote: On 9/7/2010 8:31 PM, Greg D. Moore (Strider) wrote: Fred J. McCall wrote: Well, Roundly Cheeseburger and Fries, why are you all twitching and screaming? Poor Sensitive Pat can't stand up for himself? Or perhaps he's bright enough to realize he doesn't need to, unlike, say, YOU. You're missing the point yet once again. There's nothing for him to to stand up for. In fact I'm not sure Pat would stand for much. Why, no sooner than had I finished writing my last posting on this subject than there came a knock on the door, and who should be standing there but two Mormons! Immediately I invited them in, which surprised them to no end, as the normal response they get is people slamming the door in their face so hard that a Mormon missionary's success is measured by how many times he's had his nose broken. "Now, let's get to the bottom of this Santa Claus stuff in relation to The Church Of Latter Day Saints." I said, and asked them if they would like anything to eat or drink. "Just warm water and stale bread for us..." they replied "...as we wish to remain pure." "That's too bad, as I've just finished grilling three filet mignons and have opened a bottle of Chateau Petrus, but I admire your piety." "Although we wish to remain pure, it is sometimes impossible in a wicked world like this...I do hope you let the Petrus air properly, as I see it's vintage 1998, and that year was noted for a bit more of a tannin bite than most." was their answer, and I think I got only around half an once of that wine when all was said and done; but as yet they were hesitant to talk about the man in red, as it is considered a church teaching known to only a select few. When we were deep into the second bottle of Laphroaig whisky and on our third Havana cigar, they finally spilled the beans on the matter. It seem that Santa Claus was really the angel Macaroni, brother of Moroni, and his elves are nothing less than the Ten Lost Tribes Of Israel, condemned to live at the North Pole for their disbelief in the divinity of Jesus and drinking coffee. I also found out that Michael Jackson is now also an angel, and ruling a planet of zombie children orbiting a star named Kolob or Kobal, (their speech was becoming somewhat slurred by now) which is apparently at war with the Cylons. They asked me if I wanted to become an angel also, and also get to rule a planet. "Hot Damn, Yes!" was my reply "I want the planet Mongo, and I want to inflict my will on those filthy Hawkmen so severely that they will wish they'd never been hatched!" "Everyone wants to rule Mongo...but it's already taken...Hitler is running it." they responded. "Hitler was a Mormon?" I asked in astonishment. "It's a fact we don't advertise much, but you note he neither smoked or drank." was their reply. "Would you settle for The Planet Of The Vampires?" I told them I would think about it. When we had finished the third bottle of Laphroaig they had to call it an evening, as they had to be up early the next morning to beat the crap out of some Jehovah's Witnesses who had been seen going door-to-door in the neighborhood. "This is our turf, and no way are we going to let those mofo's go treading around on it. We are going to cut their white asses." ;-) I'm glad you were able to clear that up. Thank you for your hard work. Pat needs to get a blog. Something like this : kook site removed Pat isn't a kook. |
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On 9/10/2010 1:20 PM, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote:
kT wrote: On 9/8/2010 7:11 AM, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote: Pat Flannery wrote: On 9/7/2010 8:31 PM, Greg D. Moore (Strider) wrote: Fred J. McCall wrote: Well, Roundly Cheeseburger and Fries, why are you all twitching and screaming? Poor Sensitive Pat can't stand up for himself? Or perhaps he's bright enough to realize he doesn't need to, unlike, say, YOU. You're missing the point yet once again. There's nothing for him to to stand up for. In fact I'm not sure Pat would stand for much. Why, no sooner than had I finished writing my last posting on this subject than there came a knock on the door, and who should be standing there but two Mormons! Immediately I invited them in, which surprised them to no end, as the normal response they get is people slamming the door in their face so hard that a Mormon missionary's success is measured by how many times he's had his nose broken. "Now, let's get to the bottom of this Santa Claus stuff in relation to The Church Of Latter Day Saints." I said, and asked them if they would like anything to eat or drink. "Just warm water and stale bread for us..." they replied "...as we wish to remain pure." "That's too bad, as I've just finished grilling three filet mignons and have opened a bottle of Chateau Petrus, but I admire your piety." "Although we wish to remain pure, it is sometimes impossible in a wicked world like this...I do hope you let the Petrus air properly, as I see it's vintage 1998, and that year was noted for a bit more of a tannin bite than most." was their answer, and I think I got only around half an once of that wine when all was said and done; but as yet they were hesitant to talk about the man in red, as it is considered a church teaching known to only a select few. When we were deep into the second bottle of Laphroaig whisky and on our third Havana cigar, they finally spilled the beans on the matter. It seem that Santa Claus was really the angel Macaroni, brother of Moroni, and his elves are nothing less than the Ten Lost Tribes Of Israel, condemned to live at the North Pole for their disbelief in the divinity of Jesus and drinking coffee. I also found out that Michael Jackson is now also an angel, and ruling a planet of zombie children orbiting a star named Kolob or Kobal, (their speech was becoming somewhat slurred by now) which is apparently at war with the Cylons. They asked me if I wanted to become an angel also, and also get to rule a planet. "Hot Damn, Yes!" was my reply "I want the planet Mongo, and I want to inflict my will on those filthy Hawkmen so severely that they will wish they'd never been hatched!" "Everyone wants to rule Mongo...but it's already taken...Hitler is running it." they responded. "Hitler was a Mormon?" I asked in astonishment. "It's a fact we don't advertise much, but you note he neither smoked or drank." was their reply. "Would you settle for The Planet Of The Vampires?" I told them I would think about it. When we had finished the third bottle of Laphroaig they had to call it an evening, as they had to be up early the next morning to beat the crap out of some Jehovah's Witnesses who had been seen going door-to-door in the neighborhood. "This is our turf, and no way are we going to let those mofo's go treading around on it. We are going to cut their white asses." ;-) I'm glad you were able to clear that up. Thank you for your hard work. Pat needs to get a blog. Something like this : http://cosmic.lifeform.org Pat isn't a kook. The evidence doesn't support your conclusion. |
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kT wrote:
On 9/10/2010 1:20 PM, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote: kT wrote: On 9/8/2010 7:11 AM, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote: Pat Flannery wrote: On 9/7/2010 8:31 PM, Greg D. Moore (Strider) wrote: Fred J. McCall wrote: Well, Roundly Cheeseburger and Fries, why are you all twitching and screaming? Poor Sensitive Pat can't stand up for himself? Or perhaps he's bright enough to realize he doesn't need to, unlike, say, YOU. You're missing the point yet once again. There's nothing for him to to stand up for. In fact I'm not sure Pat would stand for much. Why, no sooner than had I finished writing my last posting on this subject than there came a knock on the door, and who should be standing there but two Mormons! Immediately I invited them in, which surprised them to no end, as the normal response they get is people slamming the door in their face so hard that a Mormon missionary's success is measured by how many times he's had his nose broken. "Now, let's get to the bottom of this Santa Claus stuff in relation to The Church Of Latter Day Saints." I said, and asked them if they would like anything to eat or drink. "Just warm water and stale bread for us..." they replied "...as we wish to remain pure." "That's too bad, as I've just finished grilling three filet mignons and have opened a bottle of Chateau Petrus, but I admire your piety." "Although we wish to remain pure, it is sometimes impossible in a wicked world like this...I do hope you let the Petrus air properly, as I see it's vintage 1998, and that year was noted for a bit more of a tannin bite than most." was their answer, and I think I got only around half an once of that wine when all was said and done; but as yet they were hesitant to talk about the man in red, as it is considered a church teaching known to only a select few. When we were deep into the second bottle of Laphroaig whisky and on our third Havana cigar, they finally spilled the beans on the matter. It seem that Santa Claus was really the angel Macaroni, brother of Moroni, and his elves are nothing less than the Ten Lost Tribes Of Israel, condemned to live at the North Pole for their disbelief in the divinity of Jesus and drinking coffee. I also found out that Michael Jackson is now also an angel, and ruling a planet of zombie children orbiting a star named Kolob or Kobal, (their speech was becoming somewhat slurred by now) which is apparently at war with the Cylons. They asked me if I wanted to become an angel also, and also get to rule a planet. "Hot Damn, Yes!" was my reply "I want the planet Mongo, and I want to inflict my will on those filthy Hawkmen so severely that they will wish they'd never been hatched!" "Everyone wants to rule Mongo...but it's already taken...Hitler is running it." they responded. "Hitler was a Mormon?" I asked in astonishment. "It's a fact we don't advertise much, but you note he neither smoked or drank." was their reply. "Would you settle for The Planet Of The Vampires?" I told them I would think about it. When we had finished the third bottle of Laphroaig they had to call it an evening, as they had to be up early the next morning to beat the crap out of some Jehovah's Witnesses who had been seen going door-to-door in the neighborhood. "This is our turf, and no way are we going to let those mofo's go treading around on it. We are going to cut their white asses." ;-) I'm glad you were able to clear that up. Thank you for your hard work. Pat needs to get a blog. Something like this : http://cosmic.lifeform.org Pat isn't a kook. The evidence doesn't support your conclusion. ---auk and Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. are thataway. The evidence supports the conclusion that Pat is a gifted and wildly imaginative writer. The evidence supports the conclusion that you are a nutjob. Back into the killfile with you, Tommy-Boy. There are far and away more amusing kooks than you on which I can waste some time. |
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On 9/10/2010 9:11 PM, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote:
kT wrote: On 9/10/2010 1:20 PM, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote: kT wrote: On 9/8/2010 7:11 AM, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote: Pat Flannery wrote: On 9/7/2010 8:31 PM, Greg D. Moore (Strider) wrote: Fred J. McCall wrote: Well, Roundly Cheeseburger and Fries, why are you all twitching and screaming? Poor Sensitive Pat can't stand up for himself? Or perhaps he's bright enough to realize he doesn't need to, unlike, say, YOU. You're missing the point yet once again. There's nothing for him to to stand up for. In fact I'm not sure Pat would stand for much. Why, no sooner than had I finished writing my last posting on this subject than there came a knock on the door, and who should be standing there but two Mormons! Immediately I invited them in, which surprised them to no end, as the normal response they get is people slamming the door in their face so hard that a Mormon missionary's success is measured by how many times he's had his nose broken. "Now, let's get to the bottom of this Santa Claus stuff in relation to The Church Of Latter Day Saints." I said, and asked them if they would like anything to eat or drink. "Just warm water and stale bread for us..." they replied "...as we wish to remain pure." "That's too bad, as I've just finished grilling three filet mignons and have opened a bottle of Chateau Petrus, but I admire your piety." "Although we wish to remain pure, it is sometimes impossible in a wicked world like this...I do hope you let the Petrus air properly, as I see it's vintage 1998, and that year was noted for a bit more of a tannin bite than most." was their answer, and I think I got only around half an once of that wine when all was said and done; but as yet they were hesitant to talk about the man in red, as it is considered a church teaching known to only a select few. When we were deep into the second bottle of Laphroaig whisky and on our third Havana cigar, they finally spilled the beans on the matter. It seem that Santa Claus was really the angel Macaroni, brother of Moroni, and his elves are nothing less than the Ten Lost Tribes Of Israel, condemned to live at the North Pole for their disbelief in the divinity of Jesus and drinking coffee. I also found out that Michael Jackson is now also an angel, and ruling a planet of zombie children orbiting a star named Kolob or Kobal, (their speech was becoming somewhat slurred by now) which is apparently at war with the Cylons. They asked me if I wanted to become an angel also, and also get to rule a planet. "Hot Damn, Yes!" was my reply "I want the planet Mongo, and I want to inflict my will on those filthy Hawkmen so severely that they will wish they'd never been hatched!" "Everyone wants to rule Mongo...but it's already taken...Hitler is running it." they responded. "Hitler was a Mormon?" I asked in astonishment. "It's a fact we don't advertise much, but you note he neither smoked or drank." was their reply. "Would you settle for The Planet Of The Vampires?" I told them I would think about it. When we had finished the third bottle of Laphroaig they had to call it an evening, as they had to be up early the next morning to beat the crap out of some Jehovah's Witnesses who had been seen going door-to-door in the neighborhood. "This is our turf, and no way are we going to let those mofo's go treading around on it. We are going to cut their white asses." ;-) I'm glad you were able to clear that up. Thank you for your hard work. Pat needs to get a blog. Something like this : http://cosmic.lifeform.org Pat isn't a kook. The evidence doesn't support your conclusion. ---auk and Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. are thataway. The evidence supports the conclusion that Pat is a gifted and wildly imaginative writer. i.e. - a kook. The evidence supports the conclusion that you are a nutjob. i.e. - a human being. Back into the killfile with you, Tommy-Boy. There are far and away more amusing kooks than you on which I can waste some time. Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries thinks she's 'normal. That's just plain kooky! |
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On 9/13/2010 9:28 AM, kT wrote:
Pat isn't a kook. The evidence doesn't support your conclusion. ---auk and Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. are thataway. The evidence supports the conclusion that Pat is a gifted and wildly imaginative writer. i.e. - a kook. The evidence supports the conclusion that you are a nutjob. i.e. - a human being. Back into the killfile with you, Tommy-Boy. There are far and away more amusing kooks than you on which I can waste some time. Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries thinks she's 'normal. That's just plain kooky! You know, as long as the two of you are alternately praising and damning me (and each other) could you at least snip the quoted previous postings, so I can get down to the actual new postings where I'm God's gift to man or completely insane more quickly while reading them? ;-) Pat |
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Pat Flannery wrote:
You know, as long as the two of you are alternately praising and damning me (and each other) could you at least snip the quoted previous postings, so I can get down to the actual new postings where I'm God's gift to man or completely insane more quickly while reading them? ;-) I rarely snip anything these days. It's a bad habit that started in auk, but since the lawsuit, it seems safer to keep the context for my comments intact. The one thing that Novins drove home in the most costly possible way is that any nutjob in the world (and Elifritz is high on that list, no matter what he calls himself these days) can make what he wants of one's words, at least temporarily (i.e., long enough to be somewhat expensive). In Novins' case, it was worth the money to see him smacked around by his peers and a federal court judge, but it's unlikely that I'd be so amused a second time. With that said, the best response to Elifritz is no response at all, and I should be roundly chastised for giving in to my knee-jerk reaction. |
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Pat Flannery wrote:
You know, as long as the two of you are alternately praising and damning me (and each other) could you at least snip the quoted previous postings, so I can get down to the actual new postings where I'm God's gift to man or completely insane more quickly while reading them? ;-) Pat Pat clearly you are man's gift to an insane God. Dave |
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