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Old August 31st 14, 05:18 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Hägar
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Delivered by the unequalled eloquence of George Carlin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPOfurmrjxo

And that's why I am an Atheist.

Q: What is the one advantage of being a Christian ???
A: You have a name to call out during the final throes of sex.

The best us Atheists can come up with is: Oh Darwin .....
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Old August 31st 14, 09:02 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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On Sunday, August 31, 2014 9:18:33 AM UTC-7, Hägar wrote:
Delivered by the unequalled eloquence of George Carlin:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPOfurmrjxo



Could you send a transcript?


And that's why I am an Atheist.



Q: What is the one advantage of being a Christian ???

A: You have a name to call out during the final throes of sex.



The best us Atheists can come up with is: Oh Darwin .....



See Pascal's wager.

Double-A

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Old September 1st 14, 01:29 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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"Double-A" wrote in message
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On Sunday, August 31, 2014 9:18:33 AM UTC-7, Hägar wrote:
Delivered by the unequalled eloquence of George Carlin:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPOfurmrjxo


Could you send a transcript?

*** Send you a transcript of what, you dumpster diving moron ...
the audio provided couldn't be any more explicit ... unless
you're a dumb-ass, like you, for instance ...


And that's why I am an Atheist.



Q: What is the one advantage of being a Christian ???

A: You have a name to call out during the final throes of sex.



The best us Atheists can come up with is: Oh Darwin .....



See Pascal's wager.

Double-A

*** No.

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Old September 3rd 14, 01:40 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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On Sunday, August 31, 2014 5:29:37 PM UTC-7, Hägar wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message

...



On Sunday, August 31, 2014 9:18:33 AM UTC-7, H�gar wrote:

Delivered by the unequalled eloquence of George Carlin:








https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPOfurmrjxo




Could you send a transcript?



*** Send you a transcript of what, you dumpster diving moron ...

the audio provided couldn't be any more explicit ... unless

you're a dumb-ass, like you, for instance ...



All the computers here at the library have to remain silent. Haven't you ever been in a library? I suppose not.


And that's why I am an Atheist.








Q: What is the one advantage of being a Christian ???




A: You have a name to call out during the final throes of sex.








The best us Atheists can come up with is: Oh Darwin .....






See Pascal's wager.



Double-A



*** No.



Ignoramus!

Double-A

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Old September 3rd 14, 02:15 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Hägar
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"Double-A" wrote in message
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On Sunday, August 31, 2014 5:29:37 PM UTC-7, Hägar wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message

...



On Sunday, August 31, 2014 9:18:33 AM UTC-7, H�gar wrote:

Delivered by the unequalled eloquence of George Carlin:








https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPOfurmrjxo




Could you send a transcript?



*** Send you a transcript of what, you dumpster diving moron ...

the audio provided couldn't be any more explicit ... unless

you're a dumb-ass, like you, for instance ...



All the computers here at the library have to remain silent. Haven't
you ever been in a library? I suppose not.


And that's why I am an Atheist.








Q: What is the one advantage of being a Christian ???




A: You have a name to call out during the final throes of sex.








The best us Atheists can come up with is: Oh Darwin .....






See Pascal's wager.



Double-A



*** No.



Ignoramus!

Double-A


*** You are not very bright, are you, AA ... Atheists don't have
to place wagers regarding the existence of an God ... any God ...
that little factoid seems to go right over your pea-brained head.
You religious pukes are the ones who insist on placing religious
labels on everyone, the fact that some of us simply don't believe
cannot be processed by your Neanderthal DNA saturated brain.
But then you also believe in Hope and Change ... and you know
what that got you ... dumpster diving and using (or abusing) a
Public Library computer to spread your utter ignorance.

 




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