WHY ED CONRAD IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE...

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LATER BULLETIN
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By OSCAR SHAGNASTY
The Washington Pist

HERSHEY, Pa. -- Neurologists
who performed an autopsy on Ed Conrad's
brain have determined the source of
his problem but expressed regret that
they won't be able to fix it.
"We've found that Conrad's brain is much
too close to his asshole," said Dr. Werner
Weener, head of the eight-man surgical
team. "This, we feel, explains why he acts
as he does.
"We've consulted the Urban Dicktionary
and it pinpoints the reason for Conrad's
erratic behavior, especially when he
accuses evolutionists of being brain-
washed vested-interest pseudoscience
zombies or insists the Smithsonian
experts are phonier than a four-dollar bill."

This is what the Average Joe's brain looks like
http://www.sciencedaily.com/images/2...0111165229.jpg

This is what Ed Conrad's brain looks like
http://www.posiesplace.net/wp-conten...tetrazzini.jpg

The sophisticated Urban Dicktionary, used
extensively in the medical profession,
can be found at:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asshole

MORE AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE
http://www.nurple.com/sideshow/

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By NICHOLAS SWADE
The New York Tmes

WASHINGTON, D.C, (Special))
-- Tthe National Academy of Sciences
are performing an autopsy on Ed Conrad's
brain to determine why it is getting so
damn close to destroying the Theory of
the Evolution.
"I know it's going to hurt," said
Conrad, from his room (Room 418) at
Hershey (Pa.) Medical Center this
morning. "But I've decided to have it done
for the sake of science.
"In any event,, the very worse thing that
can happen is that the neurosurgeons
make a mistake and I have to live out
the rest of my life as a babbling idiot.
"I'm sure David Iain Greig, moderator
of talk.origins will lift the blackball that
he put on me because then I'll be right
in company with the babbling idiots
posting there for years."

MORE MORE MORE
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THE RETARD AND HIS DOG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...onrad&Blue.jpg

For the complete article, see
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/0627/science/09ROSE.html

============ Oh, No! Not This **** Again! ================

http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...soldemboss.gif

TRUTH VS. THE MONUMENTAL LIE OF MAN'S EVOLUTION
(Fossils -- SOME HUMAN -- Found Between Coal Veins)

http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...HumanSkull.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...sOldasCoal.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...iscoveries.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...oreFossils.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...HumanBrain.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...estResults.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...OldestTool.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/Scorpion.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/MVC-013F.JPG

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To prove they're the real McCoy:

PETRIFIED FOSSILS STILL EMBEDDED IN SLATE

http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-002S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-003S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-006S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-007S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-009S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-010S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-012S.JPG

Ed Conrad
Man as Old as Coal AND Proof of Life After Death
http://www.edconrad.com

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TIME TO CONSERVE INTERNET MEMORY
Please keep all responses brief, no more than four-five
lines. Cyberspace, unfortunately, has been running on
empty lately and no one seems to know why. Kindly show
some consideration for your fellow man.
-- David Iain Greig, moderator of talk.origins

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