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Old July 8th 07, 04:05 PM posted to alt.obituaries,sci.astro,alt.astronomy.alt.quotations,allt.gossip.celebriteis
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Default IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HEARSE?...


MEMORABLE MOMENTS IN MEDICINE

Ed Conrad in his doctor's office.

DOCTOR: "Ed, I'm going to give you a prescription
for some new brain medicine. It may help your condition."
.
(Doctor picks up a prescription pad, reaches into his
shirt pocket for his pen, begins writing the prescription
but finds his pen must be dry because it doesn't work..

(Doctor closely examines what he thought was his pen and
discovers -- to his horror -- that it is a rectal thermometer.

DOCTOR: "Son of bitch! Some asshole stole my pen."

======================================

One of the most deplorable things about the deceit,
deception, collusion and conspiracy that has kept
evolution alive and well after all these years is the
failure of medical experts to speak out about how
physical evidence is almost totally lacking in the
perpetuation of the absurd theory of man's evolution.

On the other hand, these same medics have buried
their heads in their ass when it comes to the physical
evidence that confirms, beyond any reasonable doubt,
that man existed while coal was being formed

They have avoided involvement like the plague for more
than a quarter-century and totally lack balls -- Excuse
me, Girls! -- in showing any courage by standing up
or The Truth.

Doctors, above anyone else, are aware that all sorts
of state-of-the-art testing performed on some of the
mindboggling specimens confirms what I've long been
saying they are... petrified human remains, found
in strata dated a minimum of 280 million years.

These specimens are the undeniable proof that man
had existed, in almost our present form, eons before
the start of Charles Darwin's absurd theory of evolution
that has warped the minds of men.

I guess what might've upset doctors most is that Dr. Jeremy
Dahl -- at the time called by an administrator of the Yerkes
Regional Primate Research Center in Atlantaas its most
authoritative bone expert -- had tested one of my specimens
and confirmed, in writing, that it indeed is bone.

Here's that documentation, accompanied by Dr. Dahl's
signature.

http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/Oh****!/MVC-008S.JPG

That said, I'd like to add that the courageous truth-seeker
Michael Moore didn't go far enough in his documentary, "Sicko."

He could've added that the vast majority of doctors -- particularly
specialists -- are afraid of their own shadow when it comes to
standing up for truth. They, too, are more concerned about
protecting their vested interests and fattening their bank
accounts.

They all could use a good colonoscopy (but while they're wide
awake).

http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...veTheWhale.jpg

Ed Conrad
http:///www.edconrad.com
Man as Old as Coal
(and the doctors, of all people, CERTAINLY KNOW IT!)

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http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...soldemboss.gif

TRUTH VS. THE MONUMENTAL LIE OF MAN'S EVOLUTION
(Fossils -- SOME HUMAN -- Found Between Coal Veins)

http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...HumanSkull.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...sOldasCoal.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...iscoveries.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...oreFossils.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...HumanBrain.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...estResults.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...OldestTool.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/Scorpion.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/MVC-013F.JPG

To prove they're the real McCoy..

PETRIFIED FOSSILS STILL EMBEDDED IN SLATE

http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-002S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-003S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-006S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-007S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-009S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-010S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-012S.JPG

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MONKEY BUSINESS -- A MESSAGE TO EVOLUTIONISTS

I sincerely apologize to all the pseudoscientists for the monkey --
your alleged ancestor -- I've been out of all of you with my
tractor-trailer load of petrified bones, teeth and even soft organs
(some human) found between anthracite veins.

You have criticized, chastised and did everything in your power
to belittle me and assassinate my character but, alas, all of your
efforts have failed miserably for more than 27 years .

You have NOT succeeded -- and you never will.!

Your snide, deplorable tactics have been your only answer
to truth that's been staring you in the eye -- and your theory
of the evolution of man isn't worth the paper that Charles Darwin
wrote it on.

As the late, great Dr. Immanuel Velikovsky once noted about
his legion of critics more than 50 years ago:
"RIDICULE IS THE ARGUMENT OF THE MOB."
And how very, very true!

Slowly and surely, John Q. Public is learning that you're far from
honest, uprighteous and all-knowing as you have long boasted.
The truth is, yoU're nothing more than egotistical vested-interest
;loons.

You have subscribed to -- or actually been engaged in --deceit,
deception, collusion and conspiracy in the perpetration of a
monumental conspiracy against mankind.

Once upon a time I said that your day would come. I think it
just might be right around the corner.

=============================

HOLY ****!
http://www.spacedaily.com/images/hub...-desk-1024.jpg

This is the Hubble's greatest photo that was taken of a black
speck of sky shown in a previous astounding photo of space that
it had taken some years earlier.

This view captures the mind-boggling outreaches of the universe
as if taken through an eight-inch straw.

No question, almost the same breathtaking scene would be
evident no matter where the Hubble is pointed. The size of the
universe is THAT incredible.

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