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Old October 19th 09, 09:56 PM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
Pat Flannery
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http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/nation/6673981.html
Buzz Aldrin thinks it's a good idea; I hereby nominate Buzz to be the
first man on Mars.
But Buzz needs someone to keep him company up there, and given the bold
imagination and innovation it will take to survive for long in that
hostile environment, the obvious choice is that expert on absolutely
everything, Dr. Michio Kaku...a man whose comprehensive scientific
knowledge puts even Mr. Wizard to shame.
See them boldly standing beneath the whirling moons of Barsoom.
See them realizing that I have sabotaged their radio before liftoff, so
that I need never need hear either of their voices again as I leave them
marooned on that remote and forbidding sphere.
See me laughing my ass off back on Earth while dressed like Ming The
Merciless.
Ah, bliss.

Pat
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Old October 19th 09, 10:46 PM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
Glen Overby[_1_]
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Pat Flannery wrote:
See them realizing that I have sabotaged their radio before liftoff, so
that I need never need hear either of their voices again as I leave them
marooned on that remote and forbidding sphere.
See me laughing my ass off back on Earth while dressed like Ming The
Merciless.
Ah, bliss.


KAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

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Old October 20th 09, 12:33 AM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
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Maybe the poor sod will forget all about Planet Earth?


"I know that a few Apollo-era astronauts have said that they would
do a one-way mission," said Leroy Chiao"

Oh, ya mean like in that movie Space Cowboys?
Ya, that's a good one. Thank God NASA turned to Hollywood
for their ideas. For a while there I was getting worried.

Send Buzz please.


Jonathan

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Old October 20th 09, 12:39 AM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
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"Fred J. McCall" wrote in message
...

Pat, there are days when I think that you REALLY need to get a life...



This kind of article makes me think the desperation "Mars Direct" plan B
isn't going anywhere. They've become desperate to allow this kind of
trial balloon to be floated.


:-)



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Old October 20th 09, 05:27 AM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
Pat Flannery
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Default Kamikaze Mars mission is back in news

Glen Overby wrote:
Pat Flannery wrote:
See them realizing that I have sabotaged their radio before liftoff, so
that I need never need hear either of their voices again as I leave them
marooned on that remote and forbidding sphere.
See me laughing my ass off back on Earth while dressed like Ming The
Merciless.
Ah, bliss.


KAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!



Michio Kaku must realize he is dealing with the _superior_ mind...
Did anyone else think that he saw the gap in the science television
ecosystem created by Sagan's death, and hopped in there before the
corpse was even cold?

Pat
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Old October 21st 09, 12:38 AM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
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" 'It's not like you're committing yourself to die, you're committing
the last part of your life to exploring a totally new environment,' he
said."

I like that. Very cute.
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Old October 21st 09, 01:00 PM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
BradGuth
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On Oct 19, 4:39*pm, "Groucho" wrote:
"Fred J. McCall" wrote in messagenews:gptpd51tbhvukf22u4ifut3trnl30g3mno@4ax .com...



Pat, there are days when I think that you REALLY need to get a life...


This kind of article makes me think the desperation "Mars Direct" plan B
isn't going anywhere. They've become desperate to allow this kind of
trial balloon to be floated.

:-)


But then you're just as phony as most everyone else. So, why are you
even here?

Are you the official NASA asshole, or just the butt-wipe in charge of
infomercial damage-control?

You even please "OM" to no end, so you must be another one of his
kind.

~ BG
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Old October 21st 09, 01:10 PM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
BradGuth
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Default Kamikaze Mars mission is back in news

On Oct 20, 4:38*pm, Damien Valentine wrote:
" 'It's not like you're committing yourself to die, you're committing
the last part of your life to exploring a totally new environment,' he
said."

I like that. *Very cute.


Yes in deed it's cute, and at least currently the only viable
alternative unless you've got a Boeing OASIS or that of my LSE-CM/ISS
to work from. Why not end your advanced life doing exactly what you
love best?

We could always send Dick Cheney and Henry Kissinger, except there's
no one else on Mars for either of them to screw with.

~ BG
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Old October 21st 09, 04:18 PM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
Jeff Findley
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"Groucho" wrote in message
news

"OM" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:33:49 -0400, "Groucho"
wrote:

Jonathan


...Another ****ing nym change, "jonathan"?

RE-PLONK




Damn your're good! What tipped you off?


Jonathan,

Changing your name to fool killfiles isn't nice. In other words, if someone
killfiles you, they don't want to read anything you post ever again. Please
get that through your thick skull.

Thanks,
Jeff
--
"Take heart amid the deepening gloom
that your dog is finally getting enough cheese" - Deteriorata - National
Lampoon



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Old October 23rd 09, 04:56 AM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
BradGuth
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On Oct 23, 6:29*pm, "Jonathan" wrote:
"Jeff Findley" wrote in message

...



Changing your name to fool killfiles isn't nice. *In other words, if someone
killfiles you, they don't want to read anything you post ever again. *Please
get that through your thick skull.


Well in the case of OM and Pat, they actively encourage others not
to read my posts. That's different from merely not wanting to read
it themselves. OM has spent years following my posts with things
like, DONT READ I'm a known troll, nazi, pervert, and god knows
how many other names I can't remember. He does it to lots of
people. That's bad for any ng. *OM is a self appointed
anti-welcome wagon.

Why should I 'be nice' to people that try to drive me out of here?



Thanks,
Jeff
--
"Take heart amid the deepening gloom
that your dog is finally getting enough cheese" - Deteriorata - National
Lampoon


Why even try being the least bit nice to Zionist/Nazis and otherwise
born-again Republicans (aka losers and parrots) like OM.and Pat.

I'd return the topic/author bashing favor with all the love and
affection that I could muster.

~ BG
 




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