State Department Troll Service, was Fake landing on moon

" George" wrote in message
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"Warhol" wrote in message
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USA State department employs tons of trolls.


Tons? How many tons, Wartholio? 6 tons, 16 tons, 100 tons? I've been
told by
a little bird in Brussels that there is a straight jacket for sale in a
discount
shop near you. I suggest you rush out and buy it today before you go into
seizures. I wouldn't want you to break anything vital.

Actually, under the Clinton administration the State Department decided to
outsource its troll requirement due to an inability to hire and retain
trolls in house. An unamed FFRDC (Federally Funded Research and Development
Corporation) helped prepare the original requirement's document for trolls.
At that time, trolls were required to be American citizens (its pretty hard
for a non-citizen to pretend to have access to classified information), or
at least ex-members of NATO governments. They also had to pass a 3rd grade
reading comprehension test and sixth grade writing skills test, and show the
ability to use a spell-checker.

During the early days of the Bush administration, the contract for the State
Department Troll Service (SDTS) was given to a Halibuton subsidiary (United
Seafood), who then promptly received a waiver from the office of the
vice-president allowing them to outsource lower-grade troll jobs overseas.
(All records of this meeting are currently unavailable due to executive
priveledge.) It appears, from the evidence, that one of the major
subcontracters is located in Belgium. High-level trolling is still supplied
domestically, and it appears that one of the major sub-contractors is Fox
News.

On Mon, 5 Apr 2004 09:43:45 -0400, "Ami Silberman"
wrote:

High-level trolling is still supplied domestically, and it appears that one of the major sub-contractors is Fox
News.

....Cue Rand :-)