"Jeff Jewett?!?!?!,...., JJAYBOYDs site!!!..." and family...

Its OK Blozo?,
"Having a Degree in psychology and being the psychologists that
I am, I came to several conclusions about you months ago, and
the only way I can finalize my findings would be to meet you
personally, but I wouldnt want to have to rid my garments and
or myself of known pests that I believe you would pass over to
me, such as Crabs, Lice, ect,. (not to mention what you'd be
transferring to me by just a simple hand-shake or cough
(E. coli, herpes, gonorrhea infected smegma, morgellons, ect.,),
know what I mean?!?!?!,...., so just for my protection, we'll
leave my diagnostics just where they are, and maybe
later???,...., you (Blozo), can tell us here in USENET, ACS
(or even doing a simple reply), what actual medical
condition(s) and or disease(s), both or all, you really have..."

My diagnosis are as follows?,
"After reading all of Blozo post/replies four months ago
(371,000 of them), my findings were that Blozo is or;

1. Born Developmentally Disabled -
Subject is a slow learner, whom cant assume level of
responsibility or care for himself.
Subject has problems with simple navigating which usually
results in getting lost if more than 1-block away from
residence.
Subject gets confussed if things happen too fast (such as
high-speed Internet, which would justify subject having
a dial-up connection at this moment.

2. Fetal Alcoholic Syndrome -
Subject has been born with a facial deformity so severe that
his mother named him Bozo (just as Krusty the Clown' mother
named Krusty, Krusty (on the Simpsons)).
Subject suffered severe depression during childhood because
all his peers made fun of his facial deformity during his
school years.
Subject has severe Head-Bobbing while sitting at his
computer and or while the Subject is Googling.

3. Severe Alcoholism -
Subject has a significant amount of typing slurs and always
misses the point of any such article written.
Subject is suffering from Liver failure which is causing an
Encephalitis type symptom (wetbrain), which is diagnost by
the way subject replies to any post on USENET.

4. Homosexuality -
Subject has been expressing a same-sex attraction to a
certain individual here in USENET known as Gölök Buday,
whereas Subject is even referring other patrons of USENET
(who aren't even homosexual), to get in touch with
Gölök Buday, so that those the Subject refers, may be
subjected to homosexual abuse, just as he is himself.
Or in otherwords, the Subject just wants to share his
male-friend with others.

5. Googlelytus -
Subject has a severe addiction to googling with Google
on the Internet, and then procedes to share his findings
with those who dont even share his same interests.
Because of his Googlelytus, Subject gets offended literally
when patrons of USENET post there articles of news
with a signature of more than 1-line of text at the end of
their post/reply.

6. Idiot -
Even tho the Subject can spell words and make sentences,
the Subject has never achieved an I.Q. score higher than
Idiot.

So if you would Bozo?,
"Please reply to this post and inform us of which number(s)
above (1 thru 6 and or all), best fits your pesonality and or
ailments so we can all stop guessing who'da'****'u'r!!!..."

Oh and please Bozo?,
"Take Gölök Buday' cock outta'yer'mouth, you've been mumbling
much too much lately, you cock'suckin'****'ass'faggot!!!..."

--
¸,.,¸,.,
:HaHaHa ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´
`^'^´~`'
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,
:VK all the way ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^
..,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.
:Colonel Jake (TM) ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`

http://www.coloneljake.com

http://www.coloneljake.com/archives/01/

¸,.,¸
:AUK: Goofy Azzed Babboon, Sep 05
`^'^´ http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page001/
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Unabomber Surprise, Apr 06
`^'^´ http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page002/
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #20, Apr 06
`^'^´ http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page003/
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 06
`^'^´ http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page004/
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, May 06
`^'^´ trained by Pinku-Sensei
http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page005/

¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,
»»»xXx««« ko( o )kY b( O )ogers »»»xXx«««
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´

http://www.netcabal.com/auk/kookle.p...h=colonel+jake

http://www.netcabal.com/auk

,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,
Nada???,...., ain't got ****e from AFA-B yet ???
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`'
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.
«,» AUK's der'any RAMD'sters go home «,»
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.

©2007 Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
Colonel Jake is a registered trademark
of Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
All rights reserved.

`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸

I'll say whatever I flockin' want!!!

```````'''··°v°··'''´´´´´´´


^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^´^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^

"Bozo you ****ing Idiot!!!,...., someday you'll make Moron?!?!?!..."

¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´

original message restored

If you really must see JJAYBOYDs site?,
(click below) »»»
http://web.archive.org/web/200602072....comedyli.com/

Now Jewett?,
"You aint gotta'****in'thing to say, cause its
still up and running,...., so?!?!?!,....,
STFU!!!!..."

And for some?,
"JEweBoyD' Family pic?!?!?!..."
(click below) »»»
http://gallery.photo.net/photo/3262127-md.jpg
Doesnt?,
"Dr. Jason Ewe Boy'd Plawner??? (Bah-ah-ah,...., Bah-ah-ah),...., Look so
happy, with his kids?!?!?!..."

A Special word for the Dr. JEweBoyd Plawner (Bah-ah-ah,...., Bah-ah-ah)

Like always?,
"Watch out 'WHERE', the Dog ****z'ya!!!..."
And especially?,
"Watch out 'HOW', the Dog ****z'ya!!!..."
(click below) »»»
http://dog****art.com/images/boyand****2.jpg

sig snipped

"Bozo" wrote in message
oups.com...
Kernel Jake you are one ****'n weird dude.
Trolls like who drop-in with their long-winded
sig-lines convulsing with all kinds of names, words
and expressions are the most truly disabled and pathetic
among us here. Get help dude. You need it. Nobody knows
what the **** you're trying to say or do here.
Maybe you should get in touch with Gölök Buday.
He may be the only other person among us who's in a position
to understand your problem and help you express yourself;
you poor ****n weirdo.

-Bozo-

Colonel Jake wrote:

`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸

I'll never say whatever I flockin' want!!!

```````'''··°v°··'''´´´´´´´


^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^´^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^

"Lame Jewett!!!..."

¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´

ng's added

Colonel Jake wrote:
Its OK Blozo?,
"Having a Degree in psychology and being the psychologists that
I am, I came to several conclusions about you months ago, and
the only way I can finalize my findings would be to meet you
personally, but I wouldnt want to have to rid my garments and
or myself of known pests that I believe you would pass over to
me, such as Crabs, Lice, ect,. (not to mention what you'd be
transferring to me by just a simple hand-shake or cough
(E. coli, herpes, gonorrhea infected smegma, morgellons, ect.,),
know what I mean?!?!?!,...., so just for my protection, we'll
leave my diagnostics just where they are, and maybe
later???,...., you (Blozo), can tell us here in USENET, ACS
(or even doing a simple reply), what actual medical
condition(s) and or disease(s), both or all, you really have..."

My diagnosis are as follows?,
"After reading all of Blozo post/replies four months ago
(371,000 of them), my findings were that Blozo is or;

1. Born Developmentally Disabled -
Subject is a slow learner, whom cant assume level of
responsibility or care for himself.
Subject has problems with simple navigating which usually
results in getting lost if more than 1-block away from
residence.
Subject gets confussed if things happen too fast (such as
high-speed Internet, which would justify subject having
a dial-up connection at this moment.

2. Fetal Alcoholic Syndrome -
Subject has been born with a facial deformity so severe that
his mother named him Bozo (just as Krusty the Clown' mother
named Krusty, Krusty (on the Simpsons)).
Subject suffered severe depression during childhood because
all his peers made fun of his facial deformity during his
school years.
Subject has severe Head-Bobbing while sitting at his
computer and or while the Subject is Googling.

3. Severe Alcoholism -
Subject has a significant amount of typing slurs and always
misses the point of any such article written.
Subject is suffering from Liver failure which is causing an
Encephalitis type symptom (wetbrain), which is diagnost by
the way subject replies to any post on USENET.

4. Homosexuality -
Subject has been expressing a same-sex attraction to a
certain individual here in USENET known as Gölök Buday,
whereas Subject is even referring other patrons of USENET
(who aren't even homosexual), to get in touch with
Gölök Buday, so that those the Subject refers, may be
subjected to homosexual abuse, just as he is himself.
Or in otherwords, the Subject just wants to share his
male-friend with others.

5. Googlelytus -
Subject has a severe addiction to googling with Google
on the Internet, and then procedes to share his findings
with those who dont even share his same interests.
Because of his Googlelytus, Subject gets offended literally
when patrons of USENET post there articles of news
with a signature of more than 1-line of text at the end of
their post/reply.

6. Idiot -
Even tho the Subject can spell words and make sentences,
the Subject has never achieved an I.Q. score higher than
Idiot.

So if you would Bozo?,
"Please reply to this post and inform us of which number(s)
above (1 thru 6 and or all), best fits your pesonality and or
ailments so we can all stop guessing who'da'****'u'r!!!..."

Oh and please Bozo?,
"Take Gölök Buday' cock outta'yer'mouth, you've been mumbling
much too much lately, you cock'suckin'****'ass'faggot!!!..."

--
¸,.,¸,.,
:HaHaHa ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´
`^'^´~`'
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,
:VK all the way ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^
.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.
:Colonel Jake (TM) ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`

http://www.coloneljake.com

http://www.coloneljake.com/archives/01/

¸,.,¸
:AUK: Goofy Azzed Babboon, Sep 05
`^'^´ http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page001/
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Unabomber Surprise, Apr 06
`^'^´ http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page002/
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #20, Apr 06
`^'^´ http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page003/
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 06
`^'^´ http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page004/
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, May 06
`^'^´ trained by Pinku-Sensei
http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page005/

¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,
»»»xXx««« ko( o )kY b( O )ogers »»»xXx«««
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´

http://www.netcabal.com/auk/kookle.p...h=colonel+jake

http://www.netcabal.com/auk

,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,
Nada???,...., ain't got ****e from AFA-B yet ???
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`'
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.
«,» AUK's der'any RAMD'sters go home «,»
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.

©2007 Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
Colonel Jake is a registered trademark
of Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
All rights reserved.

`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸

I'll say whatever I flockin' want!!!

```````'''··°v°··'''´´´´´´´


^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^´^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^

"Bozo you ****ing Idiot!!!,...., someday you'll make Moron?!?!?!..."

¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´

original message restored

If you really must see JJAYBOYDs site?,
(click below) »»»
http://web.archive.org/web/200602072....comedyli.com/

Now Jewett?,
"You aint gotta'****in'thing to say, cause its
still up and running,...., so?!?!?!,....,
STFU!!!!..."

And for some?,
"JEweBoyD' Family pic?!?!?!..."
(click below) »»»
http://gallery.photo.net/photo/3262127-md.jpg
Doesnt?,
"Dr. Jason Ewe Boy'd Plawner??? (Bah-ah-ah,...., Bah-ah-ah),...., Look so
happy, with his kids?!?!?!..."

A Special word for the Dr. JEweBoyd Plawner (Bah-ah-ah,...., Bah-ah-ah)

Like always?,
"Watch out 'WHERE', the Dog ****z'ya!!!..."
And especially?,
"Watch out 'HOW', the Dog ****z'ya!!!..."
(click below) »»»
http://dog****art.com/images/boyand****2.jpg

sig snipped

"Bozo" wrote in message
oups.com...
Kernel Jake you are one ****'n weird dude.
Trolls like who drop-in with their long-winded
sig-lines convulsing with all kinds of names, words
and expressions are the most truly disabled and pathetic
among us here. Get help dude. You need it. Nobody knows
what the **** you're trying to say or do here.
Maybe you should get in touch with Gölök Buday.
He may be the only other person among us who's in a position
to understand your problem and help you express yourself;
you poor ****n weirdo.

-Bozo-

Colonel Jake wrote:

`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸

I'll never say whatever I flockin' want!!!

```````'''··°v°··'''´´´´´´´


^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^´^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^

"Lame Jewett!!!..."

¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´

ng's added


Colonel Jake, would you please keep these Bozos out of alt.astronomy!

Double-A

Double-A wrote:

Colonel Jake wrote:
Its OK Blozo?,
"Having a Degree in psychology and being the psychologists that
I am, I came to several conclusions about you months ago, and
the only way I can finalize my findings would be to meet you

[kookdrool flushed]

"Lame Jewett!!!..."

¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´

ng's added


Colonel Jake, would you please keep these Bozos out of alt.astronomy!

Double-A

Why are you trying to hide from AUK right after voting in the Kook of
the Year ballot?

Colonel Jake wrote:
Its OK Blozo?,
"Having a Degree in psychology and being the psychologists that
I am, I came to several conclusions about you months ago, and
the only way I can finalize my findings would be to meet you
personally, but I wouldnt want to have to rid my garments and
or myself of known pests that I believe you would pass over to
me, such as Crabs, Lice, ect,. (not to mention what you'd be
transferring to me by just a simple hand-shake or cough
(E. coli, herpes, gonorrhea infected smegma, morgellons, ect.,),
know what I mean?!?!?!,...., so just for my protection, we'll
leave my diagnostics just where they are, and maybe
later???,...., you (Blozo), can tell us here in USENET, ACS
(or even doing a simple reply), what actual medical
condition(s) and or disease(s), both or all, you really have..."

My diagnosis are as follows?,
"After reading all of Blozo post/replies four months ago
(371,000 of them), my findings were that Blozo is or;

1. Born Developmentally Disabled -
Subject is a slow learner, whom cant assume level of
responsibility or care for himself.
Subject has problems with simple navigating which usually
results in getting lost if more than 1-block away from
residence.
Subject gets confussed if things happen too fast (such as
high-speed Internet, which would justify subject having
a dial-up connection at this moment.

2. Fetal Alcoholic Syndrome -
Subject has been born with a facial deformity so severe that
his mother named him Bozo (just as Krusty the Clown' mother
named Krusty, Krusty (on the Simpsons)).
Subject suffered severe depression during childhood because
all his peers made fun of his facial deformity during his
school years.
Subject has severe Head-Bobbing while sitting at his
computer and or while the Subject is Googling.

3. Severe Alcoholism -
Subject has a significant amount of typing slurs and always
misses the point of any such article written.
Subject is suffering from Liver failure which is causing an
Encephalitis type symptom (wetbrain), which is diagnost by
the way subject replies to any post on USENET.

4. Homosexuality -
Subject has been expressing a same-sex attraction to a
certain individual here in USENET known as Gölök Buday,
whereas Subject is even referring other patrons of USENET
(who aren't even homosexual), to get in touch with
Gölök Buday, so that those the Subject refers, may be
subjected to homosexual abuse, just as he is himself.
Or in otherwords, the Subject just wants to share his
male-friend with others.

5. Googlelytus -
Subject has a severe addiction to googling with Google
on the Internet, and then procedes to share his findings
with those who dont even share his same interests.
Because of his Googlelytus, Subject gets offended literally
when patrons of USENET post there articles of news
with a signature of more than 1-line of text at the end of
their post/reply.

6. Idiot -
Even tho the Subject can spell words and make sentences,
the Subject has never achieved an I.Q. score higher than
Idiot.

So if you would Bozo?,
"Please reply to this post and inform us of which number(s)
above (1 thru 6 and or all), best fits your pesonality and or
ailments so we can all stop guessing who'da'****'u'r!!!..."

Oh and please Bozo?,
"Take Gölök Buday' cock outta'yer'mouth, you've been mumbling
much too much lately, you cock'suckin'****'ass'faggot!!!..."

--
¸,.,¸,.,
:HaHaHa ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´
`^'^´~`'
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,
:VK all the way ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^
.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.
:Colonel Jake (TM) ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`

http://www.coloneljake.com

http://www.coloneljake.com/archives/01/

¸,.,¸
:AUK: Goofy Azzed Babboon, Sep 05
`^'^´ http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page001/
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Unabomber Surprise, Apr 06
`^'^´ http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page002/
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #20, Apr 06
`^'^´ http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page003/
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 06
`^'^´ http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page004/
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, May 06
`^'^´ trained by Pinku-Sensei
http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page005/

¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,
»»»xXx««« ko( o )kY b( O )ogers »»»xXx«««
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´

http://www.netcabal.com/auk/kookle.p...h=colonel+jake

http://www.netcabal.com/auk

,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,
Nada???,...., ain't got ****e from AFA-B yet ???
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`'
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.
«,» AUK's der'any RAMD'sters go home «,»
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.

©2007 Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
Colonel Jake is a registered trademark
of Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
All rights reserved.

`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸

I'll say whatever I flockin' want!!!

```````'''··°v°··'''´´´´´´´


^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^´^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^

"Bozo you ****ing Idiot!!!,...., someday you'll make Moron?!?!?!..."

¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´

original message restored

If you really must see JJAYBOYDs site?,
(click below) »»»
http://web.archive.org/web/200602072....comedyli.com/

Now Jewett?,
"You aint gotta'****in'thing to say, cause its
still up and running,...., so?!?!?!,....,
STFU!!!!..."

And for some?,
"JEweBoyD' Family pic?!?!?!..."
(click below) »»»
http://gallery.photo.net/photo/3262127-md.jpg
Doesnt?,
"Dr. Jason Ewe Boy'd Plawner??? (Bah-ah-ah,...., Bah-ah-ah),...., Look so
happy, with his kids?!?!?!..."

A Special word for the Dr. JEweBoyd Plawner (Bah-ah-ah,...., Bah-ah-ah)

Like always?,
"Watch out 'WHERE', the Dog ****z'ya!!!..."
And especially?,
"Watch out 'HOW', the Dog ****z'ya!!!..."
(click below) »»»
http://dog****art.com/images/boyand****2.jpg

sig snipped

"Bozo" wrote in message
oups.com...
Kernel Jake you are one ****'n weird dude.
Trolls like who drop-in with their long-winded
sig-lines convulsing with all kinds of names, words
and expressions are the most truly disabled and pathetic
among us here. Get help dude. You need it. Nobody knows
what the **** you're trying to say or do here.
Maybe you should get in touch with Gölök Buday.
He may be the only other person among us who's in a position
to understand your problem and help you express yourself;
you poor ****n weirdo.

-Bozo-

Colonel Jake wrote:

`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸

I'll never say whatever I flockin' want!!!

```````'''··°v°··'''´´´´´´´


^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^´^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^

"Lame Jewett!!!..."

¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´

ng's added



Take your BS elsewhere "stupid idiot", we don't need this on this board
wasting space.

Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Colonel Jake wrote:
Its OK Blozo?,
"Having a Degree in psychology and being the psychologists that
I am, I came to several conclusions about you months ago, and
the only way I can finalize my findings would be to meet you

[kookdrool flushed]

"Lame Jewett!!!..."

¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´

ng's added


Colonel Jake, would you please keep these Bozos out of alt.astronomy!

Double-A

Why are you trying to hide from AUK right after voting in the Kook of
the Year ballot?


Don't cry about it. I didn't vote for you this time.

Double-A

"Drew McMahon" wrote in message
oups.com...
Take your BS elsewhere "stupid idiot", we don't need
this on this board wasting space.

Dont have too?,
"You Dumbass mother ****er!!!,....,
you already did it for me!!!..."

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"Go **** your mother again Drew!!!..."

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:And then some...
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Colonel Jake wrote:


CornHole Jake, you blathering ****ing idiot, go the **** away already,
don't you have a moronic web site somewhere to keep you busy you
loitering clerk ****ing typist!?!

-Bozo-

Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
fake Double-0-Anus wrote:
Colonel Jake wrote:
Its OK Blozo?,

kO0kscreed flushed.

ng's added

Colonel Jake, would you please keep these Bozos out of alt.astronomy!

Double-0-Anus

Request denied, saucerhead.


Hey, good luck in your Coward of the Year award competition, Bruce!

Double-A

I'm posting this again?,
"Because I believe that Bozo is going to inform us this
time???,...., who Bozo really is?!?!?!..."

Its OK Blozo?,
"Having a Degree in psychology and being the psychologists that
I am, I came to several conclusions about you months ago, and
the only way I can finalize my findings would be to meet you
personally, but I wouldnt want to have to rid my garments and
or myself of known pests that I believe you would pass over to
me, such as Crabs, Lice, ect,. (not to mention what you'd be
transferring to me by just a simple hand-shake or cough
(E. coli, herpes, gonorrhea infected smegma, morgellons, ect.,),
know what I mean?!?!?!,...., so just for my protection, we'll
leave my diagnostics just where they are, and maybe
later???,...., you (Blozo), can tell us here in USENET, ACS
(or even doing a simple reply), what actual medical
condition(s) and or disease(s), both or all, you really have..."

My diagnosis are as follows?,
"After reading all of Blozo post/replies four months ago
(371,000 of them), my findings were that Blozo is or;

1. Born Developmentally Disabled -
Subject is a slow learner, whom cant assume level of
responsibility or care for himself.
Subject has problems with simple navigating which usually
results in getting lost if more than 1-block away from
residence.
Subject gets confussed if things happen too fast (such as
high-speed Internet, which would justify subject having
a dial-up connection at this moment.

2. Fetal Alcoholic Syndrome -
Subject has been born with a facial deformity so severe that
his mother named him Bozo (just as Krusty the Clown' mother
named Krusty, Krusty (on the Simpsons)).
Subject suffered severe depression during childhood because
all his peers made fun of his facial deformity during his
school years.
Subject has severe Head-Bobbing while sitting at his
computer and or while the Subject is Googling.

3. Severe Alcoholism -
Subject has a significant amount of typing slurs and always
misses the point of any such article written.
Subject is suffering from Liver failure which is causing an
Encephalitis type symptom (wetbrain), which is diagnost by
the way subject replies to any post on USENET.

4. Homosexuality -
Subject has been expressing a same-sex attraction to a
certain individual here in USENET known as Gölök Buday,
whereas Subject is even referring other patrons of USENET
(who aren't even homosexual), to get in touch with
Gölök Buday, so that those the Subject refers, may be
subjected to homosexual abuse, just as he is himself.
Or in otherwords, the Subject just wants to share his
male-friend with others.

5. Googlelytus -
Subject has a severe addiction to googling with Google
on the Internet, and then procedes to share his findings
with those who dont even share his same interests.
Because of his Googlelytus, Subject gets offended literally
when patrons of USENET post there articles of news
with a signature of more than 1-line of text at the end of
their post/reply.

6. Idiot -
Even tho the Subject can spell words and make sentences,
the Subject has never achieved an I.Q. score higher than
Idiot.

So if you would Bozo?,
"Please reply to this post and inform us of which number(s)
above (1 thru 6 and or all), best fits your pesonality and or
ailments so we can all stop guessing who'da'****'u'r!!!..."

Oh and please Bozo?,
"Take Gölök Buday' cock outta'yer'mouth, you've been mumbling
much too much lately, you cock'suckin'****'ass'faggot!!!..."

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original message restored

If you really must see JJAYBOYDs site?,
(click below) »»»
http://web.archive.org/web/200602072....comedyli.com/

Now Jewett?,
"You aint gotta'****in'thing to say, cause its
still up and running,...., so?!?!?!,....,
STFU!!!!..."

And for some?,
"JEweBoyD' Family pic?!?!?!..."
(click below) »»»
http://gallery.photo.net/photo/3262127-md.jpg
Doesnt?,
"Dr. Jason Ewe Boy'd Plawner??? (Bah-ah-ah,...., Bah-ah-ah),...., Look so
happy, with his kids?!?!?!..."

A Special word for the Dr. JEweBoyd Plawner (Bah-ah-ah,...., Bah-ah-ah)

Like always?,
"Watch out 'WHERE', the Dog ****z'ya!!!..."
And especially?,
"Watch out 'HOW', the Dog ****z'ya!!!..."
(click below) »»»
http://dog****art.com/images/boyand****2.jpg

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"Bozo_De_Clown_Hole" excremented
oups.com...
Kernel Jake you are one ****'n weird dude.
Trolls like who drop-in with their long-winded
sig-lines convulsing with all kinds of names, words
and expressions are the most truly disabled and pathetic
among us here. Get help dude. You need it. Nobody knows
what the **** you're trying to say or do here.
Maybe you should get in touch with Gölök Buday.
He may be the only other person among us who's in a position
to understand your problem and help you express yourself;
you poor ****n weirdo.

-Bozo-

Colonel Jake wrote:

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I'll never say whatever I flockin' want!!!


Nice edit job Bozo?,
"That might bring your I.Q. level up to Moron?!?!?!..."

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^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^´^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^

"Lame Jewett!!!..."

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:And then some...
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ng's added

"Bozo'De'Asshole"
wishing for a cornhole (dreamin'bout his male friend Gölök Buday)
Jacked'off writing this message wrote
oups.com...
: CornHole Jake, you blathering ****ing idiot, go the **** away already,
: don't you have a moronic web site somewhere to keep you busy you
: loitering clerk ****ing typist!?!
:
: -Bozo-
:

So if you would Bozo?,
"Please reply to this post and inform us of which number(s)
above (1 thru 6 and or all), best fits your pesonality and or
ailments so we can all stop guessing who'da'****'u'r!!!..."

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`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^
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¸,.,¸
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¸,.,¸
:AUK: Unabomber Surprise, Apr 06
`^'^´ http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page002/
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #20, Apr 06
`^'^´ http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page003/
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 06
`^'^´ http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page004/
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, May 06
`^'^´ trained by Pinku-Sensei
http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page005/

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Nada???,...., ain't got ****e from AFA-B yet ???
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I'll say whatever I flockin' want!!!

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^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^´^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^

"Bozo you ****ing Idiot!!!,...., keep it up?!?!?!,....,
and someday?!?!?!,...., you'll make ****ing Moron?!?!?!..."

¸,.,¸
:And then some...
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Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
fake Double0--Anus wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
fake Double-0-Anus wrote:
Colonel Jake wrote:
Its OK Blozo?,

kO0kscreed flushed.

ng's added

Colonel Jake, would you please keep these Bozos out of alt.astronomy!

Double-0-Anus

Request denied, saucerhead.


Hey, good luck in your Coward of the Year award competition, Bruce!

Double-0-Anus

Thanks, arsehole * 2. Too bad your saucerhead vote doesn't count.


Whether or not it counts, I wanted to cast it so you would know I was
supporting you all the way for the award!

Double-A