revisiting Apollo

Yoda wrote:

Half of you arent worth responding to. Why don't you show your real
powers of scientific observation and answer my other post on why the Big
Bang is baloney....chicken ****

Yoda,

I gave a detailed reply to you last night on a pole shift
thread. I'd like to have you read it and reply, should you choose.

Tom McDonald

snip

CeeBee wrote:
Yoda wrote in sci.astro:

Half of you arent worth responding to.

Which half of me are you now responding to?

CeeBee, I think Yoda may be confusing you with Eric the Half-a-Bee of
Monty Python fame.

Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.

I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.

He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.


Tim
--
My last .sig was rubbish too.

CeeBee wrote:
Yoda wrote in sci.astro:

Half of you arent worth responding to.

Which half of me are you now responding to?

CeeBee, I think Yoda may be confusing you with Eric the Half-a-Bee of
Monty Python fame.

Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.

I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.

He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.


Tim
--
My last .sig was rubbish too.

Yoda wrote:
[snip]
Oh c'mon, Hawking is allowed to make errors, and in the words of some
crank on here, that is the mark of good science. True scientists know
when they are wrong and man enough to admit it.

Are you man enough to explicitly admit that you were wrong to claim
that members of the US government have admitted that certain footage
from the Apollo landings was faked?

I know you've kind of, almost, sort of admitted it after I showed that
your single source for that assertion (the documentary shown on CBS)
was itself a hoax, but I've yet to see an explicit admission that you
were wrong in making that claim. Are you man enough to include the
words "I was wrong" in your admission?


Tim
--
My last .sig was rubbish too.

Yoda wrote:
[snip]
Oh c'mon, Hawking is allowed to make errors, and in the words of some
crank on here, that is the mark of good science. True scientists know
when they are wrong and man enough to admit it.

Are you man enough to explicitly admit that you were wrong to claim
that members of the US government have admitted that certain footage
from the Apollo landings was faked?

I know you've kind of, almost, sort of admitted it after I showed that
your single source for that assertion (the documentary shown on CBS)
was itself a hoax, but I've yet to see an explicit admission that you
were wrong in making that claim. Are you man enough to include the
words "I was wrong" in your admission?


Tim
--
My last .sig was rubbish too.

"Yoda" wrote in message
t.cable.rogers.com...
Paul Lawler wrote:

"Yoda" wrote in message
ogers.com...

Oh c'mon, Hawking is allowed to make errors, and in the words of some
crank on here, that is the mark of good science. True scientists know
when they are wrong and man enough to admit it.

Too bad you're not.

**** you asshole. I know more about the universe than you can even
imagine.

Thanks for the offer... but all things considered, I think I'd prefer a
woman.

"Yoda" wrote in message
t.cable.rogers.com...
Paul Lawler wrote:

"Yoda" wrote in message
ogers.com...

Oh c'mon, Hawking is allowed to make errors, and in the words of some
crank on here, that is the mark of good science. True scientists know
when they are wrong and man enough to admit it.

Too bad you're not.

**** you asshole. I know more about the universe than you can even
imagine.

Thanks for the offer... but all things considered, I think I'd prefer a
woman.

"Wally AngleseaT" wrote in
message ...
On Mon, 19 Jul 2004 23:20:57 GMT, Yoda
wrote:

**** you asshole. I know more about the universe than you can even
imagine.


Really? then lets do a test.

What does the light curve of a cepheid variable tell us about the
universe (no peeking).

(jumping up and down, waving furiously) Ooh, ooh, pick me, pick me! I know!

"Wally AngleseaT" wrote in
message ...
On Mon, 19 Jul 2004 23:20:57 GMT, Yoda
wrote:

**** you asshole. I know more about the universe than you can even
imagine.


Really? then lets do a test.

What does the light curve of a cepheid variable tell us about the
universe (no peeking).

(jumping up and down, waving furiously) Ooh, ooh, pick me, pick me! I know!

Yoda wrote:

And you have wide experience of making footprints in fine material in
low-gravity vacuum environments, and can therefore authoritatively state
this.

Yeah ok, moon dust has the consistency of mud due to its low gravity and
lack of an atmosphere.

So, let me get this straight - *only* mud can retain footprints?

Oh dear, it's really not going your way, is it?

What was your name again?

Jim
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