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Old June 22nd 03, 03:19 AM
John Griffin
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The spooks sent me this message and asked me to
pass it along to Lisa Gardner.

Lisa, in the future when we raid your apartment, please
wait until someone yells "Up against the wall" before you
assume the position. You know we have to search your
closets, attic, toilet tank, etc. before we get into your
drawers.

Thank you for your cooperation.

/s/ name deleted in the interest of national security




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Old June 22nd 03, 06:43 PM
Slaaammmeeee Pax
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On Sat, 21 Jun 2003 19:19:10 -0700, "John Griffin"
wrote:

Thank you for your cooperation.

SHOW US YOUR TITAS , Lisa!


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Old June 22nd 03, 09:28 PM
Lisa Agnes Gardner
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"Slaaammmeeee Pax" wrote in message
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On Sat, 21 Jun 2003 19:19:10 -0700, "John Griffin"
wrote:

Thank you for your cooperation.

SHOW US YOUR TITAS , Lisa! [...]


I said: stipe does that, not me. Ask him to show you his.

Lisa Agnes Gardner




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Old June 23rd 03, 12:58 AM
Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)
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On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 13:30:24 -0700, "Lisa Agnes Gardner"
wrote in alt.fan.art-bell:

The mind control beams have erased your memories of it, that's all.


No, they've erased your intellect via mirror action I think.


I don't allow mirrors in my home. It helps keep the demonic entities
out.



Why don't you come and do it.

Then I will have something to hit with my fists. And you'd
better believe I would make a lot of noise so that the neighbors
would hear.


You never did, before. [...]


You should ask my neighbors about that.


Who do you think *put* those neighbors there?
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Old June 23rd 03, 01:06 AM
Lisa Agnes Gardner
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"John Griffin" wrote
[I said:]
I said: stipe does that, not me. Ask him to show you his.

Lisa Agnes Gardner


Is it true that you have a smiley face tattooed on one and a
pentagram on the other? Which is which? Just one little
jpg would answer the question.


Nope, I don't have any tattoos anywhere on my body.

Lisa Agnes Gardner


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Old June 23rd 03, 01:29 AM
Mister Sinister
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On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 13:28:44 -0700, "Lisa Agnes Gardner"
wrote:

I said: stipe does that, not me. Ask him to show you his.

But Lisa , my sweet popkin, yours are lickalicious!
Charles Nemo
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everything ridiculous and immature, from failed political dogma to
hypocrisy to childish fantasies."
~American Medical Journal #234 (June 2001)


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Old June 23rd 03, 01:30 AM
Mister Sinister
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On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 17:06:05 -0700, "Lisa Agnes Gardner"
wrote:

Nope, I don't have any tattoos anywhere on my body.

piercings? a Labia perhaps?
Charles Nemo
http://members.aol.com/Mymomdidntuse...ion/index.html
"Nemo is the 7-11 of the dark side, the one-stop superstore for
everything ridiculous and immature, from failed political dogma to
hypocrisy to childish fantasies."
~American Medical Journal #234 (June 2001)


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Old June 23rd 03, 01:48 AM
Lisa Agnes Gardner
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"Mister Sinister" wrote in message
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On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 13:28:44 -0700, "Lisa Agnes Gardner"
wrote:

I said: stipe does that, not me. Ask him to show you his.

But Lisa , my sweet popkin, yours are lickalicious!


I weigh 200 pounds.

You got wrong the object of the licking, mister voyeur.

Lisa Agnes Gardner


 




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