NASA: New Space Plan Will Take Months

""To people who are working on these programs, this is like a death in
the family," an emotional NASA chief Charles Bolden told reporters
Tuesday, choking up at times. "Everybody needs to understand that and
we need to give them time to grieve and then we need to give them time
to recover.""

http://www.space.com/news/nasa-futur...on-100202.html

NASA is going to be getting the top recruits now, no doubt about it.~

--Mike Jr.

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""To people who are working on these programs, this is like a death in
the family," an emotional NASA chief Charles Bolden told reporters
Tuesday, choking up at times. "Everybody needs to understand that and
we need to give them time to grieve and then we need to give them time
to recover.""





http://www.space.com/news/nasa-futur...on-100202.html

NASA is going to be getting the top recruits now, no doubt about it.~


--Mike Jr.


Just outsource it to Russia!

Mike Jr wrote:

""To people who are working on these programs, this is like a death in
the family," an emotional NASA chief Charles Bolden told reporters
Tuesday, choking up at times. "Everybody needs to understand that and
we need to give them time to grieve and then we need to give them time
to recover.""

http://www.space.com/news/nasa-futur...on-100202.html

NASA is going to be getting the top recruits now, no doubt about it.~

Yeah, top recruits,

BRODY, "When can we have the Ark?"
EATON, "I thought we answered that. It's someplace very safe -"
INDY, "That's a powerful force. Research should be done -"
EATON. "Oh, it will be, Dr. Jones, I assure you. We have top men
working on it right now."
INDY, "Who?"
EATON, "Top men."

Everybody knew Return to the Moon! was a farce. Everybody burned the
budget, had nice lunches, and sent out their resumes while the fish
still didn't stink. As for "getting the top recruits," Werner von
Braun and his boys are dead.

Fire 90% of NASA management. Allow the dozen or so engineers to get
bored and think of something interesting. Grab Apophis on 13 Friday
April 2029 when it passes within 18,800 to 20,800 miles of the
surface. IS THAT CLOSE ENOUGH? Sell pieces on eBay, $(USD)100/100
mg.

NASA, "I can has asteroid?"

TOP SECRET
ARMY INTEL. #9906753
DO NOT OPEN!

--
Uncle Al
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/
(Toxic URL! Unsafe for children and most mammals)
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/qz4.htm

Mike Jr wrote:

""To people who are working on these programs, this is like a death in
the family," an emotional NASA chief Charles Bolden told reporters
Tuesday, choking up at times. "Everybody needs to understand that and
we need to give them time to grieve and then we need to give them time
to recover.""

http://www.space.com/news/nasa-futur...on-100202.html

NASA is going to be getting the top recruits now, no doubt about it.~

Yeah, top recruits,

BRODY, "When can we have the Ark?"
EATON, "I thought we answered that. It's someplace very safe -"
INDY, "That's a powerful force. Research should be done -"
EATON. "Oh, it will be, Dr. Jones, I assure you. We have top men
working on it right now."
INDY, "Who?"
EATON, "Top men."

Everybody knew Return to the Moon! was a farce. Everybody burned the
budget, had nice lunches, and sent out their resumes while the fish
still didn't stink. As for "getting the top recruits," Werner von
Braun and his boys are dead.

Fire 90% of NASA management. Allow the dozen or so engineers to get
bored and think of something interesting. Grab Apophis on 13 Friday
April 2029 when it passes within 18,800 to 20,800 miles of the
surface. IS THAT CLOSE ENOUGH? Sell pieces on eBay, $(USD)100/100
mg.

NASA, "I can has asteroid?"

TOP SECRET
ARMY INTEL. #9906753
DO NOT OPEN!

--
Uncle Al
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/
(Toxic URL! Unsafe for children and most mammals)
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/qz4.htm