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Old August 30th 07, 08:52 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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nightbat wrote

First the good news, present climate global warming may
delay next Ice Age for half a million years.

See:
http://www.physorg.com/news107609779.html

Now the bad news, the present in peril world populations, with rising
sea levels, monster mega cat 5+ storms, catastrophic powerful winds,
heat waves, endless rainstorms, floods, mud slides, out of control
fires, animals gone really berserk, spreading disease pestilence,
reawakening volcanos, and Officer Warhol's predicted 2012 dooms day
comet, may not make.



This can't be happening, can it? Thank goodness for AA profound Science
Team Officers for without their advanced help what would the World do,
oh the humanity!

at your service,
the nightbat
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Old August 30th 07, 09:05 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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On Aug 30, 12:52 am, nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

First the good news, present climate global warming may
delay next Ice Age for half a million years.

See:http://www.physorg.com/news107609779.html

Now the bad news, the present in peril world populations, with rising
sea levels, monster mega cat 5+ storms, catastrophic powerful winds,
heat waves, endless rainstorms, floods, mud slides, out of control
fires, animals gone really berserk, spreading disease pestilence,
reawakening volcanos,



Almost makes one wish for a nuclear winter!


and Officer Warhol's predicted 2012 dooms day
comet, may not make.



That could cause a cometary winter!



This can't be happening, can it? Thank goodness for AA profound Science
Team Officers for without their advanced help what would the World do,
oh the humanity!

at your service,
the nightbat



Ice or fire!

Double-A


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Old August 30th 07, 10:10 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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nightbat wrote

Double-A wrote:
Commander Double-A

On Aug 30, 12:52 am, nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

First the good news, present climate global warming may
delay next Ice Age for half a million years.

See:http://www.physorg.com/news107609779.html

Now the bad news, the present in peril world populations, with rising
sea levels, monster mega cat 5+ storms, catastrophic powerful winds,
heat waves, endless rainstorms, floods, mud slides, out of control
fires, animals gone really berserk, spreading disease pestilence,
reawakening volcanos,


Commander Double-A

Almost makes one wish for a nuclear winter!



nightbat

In the end woe are they left to witness such cries for relief
from the wide spread destruction. Boy I'm glad the net Seans came along
to give us hope.


and Officer Warhol's predicted 2012 dooms day

comet, may not make.


Commander Double-A

That could cause a cometary winter!


nightbat

Torment the likes of which never witnessed before.


This can't be happening, can it? Thank goodness for AA profound Science
Team Officers for without their advanced help what would the World do,
oh the humanity!

at your service,
the nightbat


Commander Double-A

Ice or fire!

Double-A


nightbat

Let's hope we are aboard the Sean Starships long before then.


hope for the best,
the nightbat
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Old August 31st 07, 09:17 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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How about: Carry on as usual, frootloop? There is NO GLOBAL WARMING!
An ice age soon has been predicted by people I'd sure trust a lot more
than I trust you and your stupid ossifers!

You lose again!

Saul Levy


On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:52:05 -0400, nightbat
wrote:

nightbat wrote

First the good news, present climate global warming may
delay next Ice Age for half a million years.

See:
http://www.physorg.com/news107609779.html

Now the bad news, the present in peril world populations, with rising
sea levels, monster mega cat 5+ storms, catastrophic powerful winds,
heat waves, endless rainstorms, floods, mud slides, out of control
fires, animals gone really berserk, spreading disease pestilence,
reawakening volcanos, and Officer Warhol's predicted 2012 dooms day
comet, may not make.



This can't be happening, can it? Thank goodness for AA profound Science
Team Officers for without their advanced help what would the World do,
oh the humanity!

at your service,
the nightbat

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Old August 31st 07, 09:19 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Saul Levy Saul Levy is offline
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sean doesn't exist, frootie. Keep hopin'!

Saul Levy


On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 05:10:50 -0400, nightbat
wrote:

nightbat wrote

Double-A wrote:
Commander Double-A

On Aug 30, 12:52 am, nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

First the good news, present climate global warming may
delay next Ice Age for half a million years.

See:http://www.physorg.com/news107609779.html

Now the bad news, the present in peril world populations, with rising
sea levels, monster mega cat 5+ storms, catastrophic powerful winds,
heat waves, endless rainstorms, floods, mud slides, out of control
fires, animals gone really berserk, spreading disease pestilence,
reawakening volcanos,


Commander Double-A

Almost makes one wish for a nuclear winter!



nightbat

In the end woe are they left to witness such cries for relief
from the wide spread destruction. Boy I'm glad the net Seans came along
to give us hope.


and Officer Warhol's predicted 2012 dooms day

comet, may not make.


Commander Double-A

That could cause a cometary winter!


nightbat

Torment the likes of which never witnessed before.


This can't be happening, can it? Thank goodness for AA profound Science
Team Officers for without their advanced help what would the World do,
oh the humanity!

at your service,
the nightbat


Commander Double-A

Ice or fire!

Double-A


nightbat

Let's hope we are aboard the Sean Starships long before then.


hope for the best,
the nightbat

 




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