Don't MAKE me come DOWN there!

On Thu, 09 Feb 2006 21:55:09 +0100, Charles D. Bohne
, wrote:

On Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:08:23 GMT, "Lomie"
wrote:

Hello Charles and Heather!

Kiyo was born in Okinawa, Japan, on November 22, 1921.
We rescued her on Dec. 7, 1941, just a few days following her 20th birthday.
Her plane had been shot down by a new American battleship weapon.
We wanted to study the damage, so we rescued the plane.
We had to reassemble Kiyo and revive her.
She came through it rather nicely, I think.

While her calendar age is almost 85 years, her mental age is nearly 200
years, and her physical age is presently about 53 years.
She chose not to age her body there for awhile, and then after reading about
the sean aging rituals, she asked to participate.
Darla, thinking it was just a little bit unusual, okayed it anyways.
Not long after this, Kiyo became the H H I C of our crew.
Then she and Ollie became a "thing", and now she's pregnant with triplets
(girls girls girls hee hee ).

Despite her hefty IQ, Kiyo does get a little flustered by some of the modern
methods humans have devised to deal with their tremendous levels of fear,
such as in the coffeeboi posts this thread.
Couldn't you just FEEL the sweat oozing off the foreheads of Brucie and
K-man as they typed those words of yawning?
So wonderfully true to their primate heritage!

Thank you!

Lomie

I would have loved to hear that her biological age had stopped at 25 :-)
How would anyone (especially any female one) like to partake in an
"aging program"?


The pathetic Swede is looking for action again.

Just wondering...
C.

You are a sickening creature, Bohner.

Jade

On Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:08:23 GMT, "Lomie"
, wrote:

"Heather Thompkins" wrote in message
roups.com...

Charles D. Bohne wrote:
On Wed, 08 Feb 2006 10:34:58 GMT, "Kiyo"
wrote:

I am eighty-five years old come November this year.

So you were born in Nov.1921? In Japan I presume?


C.

When in November?


Hello Charles and Heather!

Kiyo was born in Okinawa, Japan, on November 22, 1921.
We rescued her on Dec. 7, 1941, just a few days following her 20th birthday.
Her plane had been shot down by a new American battleship weapon.
We wanted to study the damage, so we rescued the plane.
We had to reassemble Kiyo and revive her.
She came through it rather nicely, I think.

While her calendar age is almost 85 years, her mental age is nearly 200
years, and her physical age is presently about 53 years.
She chose not to age her body there for awhile, and then after reading about
the sean aging rituals, she asked to participate.
Darla, thinking it was just a little bit unusual, okayed it anyways.
Not long after this, Kiyo became the H H I C of our crew.
Then she and Ollie became a "thing", and now she's pregnant with triplets
(girls girls girls hee hee ).

You masturbate to anime, don't you kook?


Despite her hefty IQ, Kiyo does get a little flustered by some of the modern
methods humans have devised to deal with their tremendous levels of fear,
such as in the coffeeboi posts this thread.
Couldn't you just FEEL the sweat oozing off the foreheads of Brucie and
K-man as they typed those words of yawning?
So wonderfully true to their primate heritage!

Thank you!

Lomie

Next week when we go to the land of make believe, I get to be the choo
choo.

Jade

"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 8 Feb 2006 22:39:01 -0600, "Honest John"
wrote:

It wasn't just normal sex, that his wife could have done, but a fetish
that
he was ashamed of having (like most men with a fetish) and he did yield
to
temptation (being human). Anytime that kind of thing happens to a "man
of
God" it makes the news, but the biggest fell the hardest. It would be
like
Benny Hinn going through the same thing, today. Jimmy was man enough to
fess-up to his followers and that took a lot of guts, in my opinion. I
mean
that he didn't try to weasel out of it like a Jim Bakker would have done
in
similar circumstance. The point I'm trying to make is that eventhough he
did 99% good and 1% bad, he'll always be known for the 1% bad by most
people
out there today, and that's sad I think. Just look at ole Pat Robertson,
the media never misses a chance to blast him for a little comment, and
that
hurts me because he has led millions to the Lord including your truly.

HJ

It wasn't just normal sex? So what did she do for him? :-))
Tell me more about it ;:
C.

I'd have to e-mail that to you, it's too weird to put out here.

HJ

In article ,
Charles D. Bohne wrote:

On Thu, 09 Feb 2006 15:56:25 -0500, Daedalus wrote:

You are a sickening creature, Bohner.

Jade

Maybe for you, jade...
but better a sickening than a SICK creature, Jader.

how nice of you
to decide its better to inflict harm on others
than to suffer from the harm of others

arf meow arf - nsa fodder
al qaeda terrorism nuclear bomb iran taliban big brother
if you meet buddha on the usenet killfile him

In article ,
Charles D. Bohne wrote:

On Thu, 09 Feb 2006 13:29:37 -0500, Daedalus wrote:

Tell us of you own experiences... I will read you later ...
it's time for my sleep-period, bye.
C.

It's obvious when Bohner is having his period.

Jade

Still problems with your tampon, Jade?
C.

i like it when you pleidians are so cool and calm

arf meow arf - nsa fodder
al qaeda terrorism nuclear bomb iran taliban big brother
if you meet buddha on the usenet killfile him

"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 9 Feb 2006 16:18:49 -0600, "Honest John"
wrote:

I'd have to e-mail that to you, it's too weird to put out here.

HJ

You are welcome .. all my mail-addresses work.

.. But maybe you can provide a web-link that explains it?
C.

I'm not sure that there is any, but I'll send an e-mail to the above
address.

HJ

In article ,
Charles D. Bohne wrote:

On Thu, 09 Feb 2006 16:29:21 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten
tomys des anges wrote:

Maybe for you, jade...
but better a sickening than a SICK creature, Jader.

how nice of you
to decide its better to inflict harm on others
than to suffer from the harm of others

Is this the logical consequence in your opinion?
And why do you answer my posts to "jade"? Is
s/he your sock or are you "her"?

stop whining

arf meow arf - nsa fodder
al qaeda terrorism nuclear bomb iran taliban big brother
if you meet buddha on the usenet killfile him

In article ,
Charles D. Bohne wrote:

On Thu, 09 Feb 2006 16:30:24 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten
tomys des anges wrote:

In article ,
Charles D. Bohne wrote:

On Thu, 09 Feb 2006 13:29:37 -0500, Daedalus wrote:

Tell us of you own experiences... I will read you later ...
it's time for my sleep-period, bye.
C.

It's obvious when Bohner is having his period.

Jade

Still problems with your tampon, Jade?
C.

i like it when you pleidians are so cool and calm

De nada! Now go and get her a towel, she might want to
pull the bluudy thing out.
C.

tu es rien

arf meow arf - nsa fodder
al qaeda terrorism nuclear bomb iran taliban big brother
if you meet buddha on the usenet killfile him

Kiyo wrote:

"Kadaitcha Man" wrote in
message ...
Kiyo , the ****-stained chiseler and
pleasure-seeking bunny boy who likes ruthless intimate liaisons with
tarantulas, and whose partner is a joy-sister with a grisly pink pit of
pleasure, wrote in
:

" Michael Baldwin Bruce" wrote in message
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Darla sock puppet AKA Kiyo wrote:
"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 08 Feb 2006 06:50:11 GMT, "GOD"
wrote:

Buddha made me do it.G

Kiyo

Stop joking .. and COME!
C.

You do not like me poking fun at the Christians, CDB?

I cannot come back.
I have not been back to Earth since I was taken in 1941.
As for the seans, right now they are too busy to come.
Nor would they come if they were not too busy, because people are
just not ready for them yet.
Most people care little if at all for very many other people, let
alone other life on Earth.
How much more or less would they care for seans?

Don't you mean Shorn the thick irish ****?


This must be a very sick man!
Do you caress your loved ones with those hands and fingers?
By the Gregorian, I am eighty-five years old come November this year.
In all these years I have never communicated with anybody as sick as
you seem to be.

How on Earth can anyone write things like this in public??? or even
not in public?
This is a most discusting thing in people!

Never EVER yours, TRULY
Kiyo

PSSST! Wanna buy a girl, mister? Big tits, tight ****. Sucks cock and
swallows.

incapacitated one-eyed superhero; booger-eater; powerful mr. mojo
risin'; whoppers; hot dog n. An egg delicacy -something of an acquired
taste -famously enjoyed by the gay cult actor Divine. v. To eat said
morsel, freshly laid.; inventive cucumber rhumba; windsurfing on mount
baldy; hairy sausage; heirlooms; Kiyo, Twink Outdoor Gets Anus ****ed
Hardcore; odious load dropping; priapus; little elvis; beefcakes; corn
beef cudgel : n. Short, thick trouser stick the 'taking up' of which
relieves gentlemanly tensions. Also corn beef lighthouse.; rim job; fish
supper euph. chauvinistic Carnival knowledge (qv) to which, by rights, a
husband is entitled at the end of the day. See also get up them stairs.;
castrated muffins; give a hole to hide in; belly-****; pitching a tent
in one's shorts; Kiyo old fancy-girl slut with hairy ass & legs;
shameless she-male; obtrusive clone; nobs; breath control; wasted cock
sheath; sickening pearl necklaces; headlamps; erotic self-inflicted
intercourse; crippled beef bayonet; barbaric mr. salami; womb bruiser;
nasty marmite-motorway; endearing physical; tinkling fagola; unformed
puff the magic dragon; give someone a stab; inactive red helmeted love
warrior; punishing vein-laden meat pipe; dispassionate arse ****;
unspeakable circle ****s; bugaroch; adelphogamy; male pound of flesh;
skinclad tube; fiendish gherkin jerkin'; massive pocketbook; put and
take; naked **** passage; bonk-on; boy-lover; leg over; salmon canyon :
n. Piscine pass leading to tuna town (qv) that some folks round these
parts call Gobblers Gulch.; moist cootch; bing-bang-thank-you-mam;
ballock bag; oversize dirty pillows; semen-related; inferior cream
cannon; bean pole; chicken mc nuggets; juice someone; bath; sheath;
valueless tonsil tickler; digging a trench; animalistic fist ****s;
jillin' off; wicked exercise-the-armadillo; gender disphoric gut
stuffer; crappy **** passage; acculturation; negligible jukes;
comfortable Stinkhole-Bay; threadbare dick dock; low-ranking palookas;
batty-hole; beat the clit; have hot pudding; undersized rib cushions;
Kiyo, Hooker Deepthroating & Gagging In Ghetto; purple lollipop; Kiyo
does anal leather action; amphierotism; fist-****ed arse-bender; mature
fluff; damaged jubblies; glowing bum; put the; problem; Kiyo, Innocent
Chick Warm **** All Over Her Face; flabby teeters; undignified swish;
purple-veined tonsil-tickler; teapot-shaped nelly; hardfisted pussy
bumping; piston rod; giant titbits; seedy bourneville boulevard;
bustier; gun; garish back-door bandit; noxious orchid boat; slapper n.
Slag; dirty woman. She who has been a round a bit.; on the nest;
bachelor's life; custard-chucker; dirty work at the crossroads; Blond
Slim Amateur Teen Kiyo Spreading & Peeing; and shoes fetish; Busty Blond
Grandma Kiyo Jerking Big Cock; graceless culero; artist; Ghosthustlers;
vapid vomit rod; cock-stand; petty bumtickler; lecherous connubial
pleasures; nurtle; ample penis purse; despicable manual exercise;
floater n. 1. Scotch A turd in the pan which will not flush away. 2.
Member of the crap 70s soul band, e.g. Larry.; disagreeable meat
slipper; alloandrism; deformed pigsticker; exotic great white knuckler
riding; plump BVDeviant; long tits; hot birth cannon; pantilever; bit of
spare; love truncheon; luscious food-dropper; dinky chorizo; Kiyo
scarlet woman plumper gets naked and flashes; aidomania; oscar meyer;
babe; bald-headed pushin' cushion; debilitating pork pounding; amastia;
growling at the badger; Kiyo the flat-floosie needs cash will **** or
suck; spacious bosco-boulevard; Kiyo, Girl Peeing & ****ing With
Spreaded Pussy; beast; badido; Kiyo, Sexy Gay Hardcore Doggystyle
Banging; swingers; orchestra stalls; generating tool; lethal quickies;
suck off : v. To end it all by shooting yourself in the mouth with the
mutton musket (qv).; front bottom See fur burger.; turned on; warm one's
bed; interstitial glands; contagious chocolate-starfish; sandra; lib;
queen-sized turd fisher; breeding; bell-swagged; change purse; John : n.
Percy, Willie etc. See also John Thomas.; saw off a chunk; bans;
decadent bishop burying; pampering the pussy; the pink; Kiyo, Tranny
Hardcore Sucks Dick In Bar; ferret; rodney; exploitative dickie licking;
bimbosphere; Kiyo, Wild Shemales Suck & Jerking Twink On Sofa; bumper;
sordid rollicking; flimsy wonder weiner; anthophobia; blue angel; unfit
bum cleft speedway rider; do-hickies; Chubby Teen Kiyo Big Hooters Fat
Ass With Dildo; depraved rooting; band in the box; Kiyo and Group of
muscular bike riders orgy slaming ass party; Kiyo, Blond Tranny Hardcore
Banging Black Dick; wanna see Kiyo naked?; toxic muddy-starfish;
toffee-nosed buftie; debilitating bouncy-bouncy; barfy home plate; bit
of brown; disgustful kidney bruisers; Kiyo, Horny Mature Sluts With Big
Hooters ****ing; Kiyo, Sexy Average Amateur Hooker Giving Head; mapatasi
(ma-pa-ta-zee) euph. Aus. Minge. As in: "Show us yer mapatasi, Sheila".
abbr. Map of Tasmania. From the similarity in shape of said island to a
muff.; dickie; screw the arse off; beaver hunt; on the honk; backland;
humble flesh-bags; ass-wedge; peckertracks; vulgar boops; purple-headed;
sick tonsil tickler; bush talk; old damocles; demented visiting the
netherlands; explicit varnishing the cane; insufficient mazoomas; Kiyo,
Raunchy Gay Amateur Gets Kinky Handjob; wentworth falls; aulophobia;
purple pearler : n. Extendible icing tool for decorating pink
blancmanges.; ham shank rhyming slang for a Barclays (qv).; easy cat;
Kiyo, Tranny Chick Wants Dick In Her Ass; ravenous ****ing; ladies'
fever; wear it up in curls; slit; soaking back-parlour; kitten's noses;
hot member; immoderate mound pounding; contemptible manchild; delicate
condition; shorn munch box; lils n. Tits.; boobs; quailing bunghole
basher; hairless bomb bay; crank; have a turn on your back; give a shot
of; extreme Danish-pastry; jammy; bit of quimsy; red dollar days;
hard-hitting bald-headed bandit beating; short mosquito bites; immature
richard and the twins; lezzie; work; camel complaint; beat off; seedy
Bovril-bypass; rubbing bacons; mixing the baby juice; crude reproductive
fluid exchanges; petite bonkers; rock someone's world; outcast fondo
worm; Kiyo, Twink Outdoor Sucks Dick Hardcore; bit of raspberry; bring;
extravagant hands-on training; commodious spunk locker; slushy promised
land; Kiyo cumming in party girl's mouth; tubby-arsed cackpipe
cosmonaut; Kiyo, Black Tranny Sucking Fat Dick Outdoor; tray bits; Kiyo
village-bicycle slut gets anal sex with a big cock; routing;
unpretentious yubs; chestnuts; cold-blooded fur bumping; master member;
Kiyo and Pretty guy pushing the hand into the guys ass in a car; faggot;
tic-tac smuggling; hardfisted face ****ing; adulterine child; aged
quim-tickler; offensive mountains; autophilia; exploitative four-legged
frolic; Kiyo, Young Hairless Blond Babe ****ing In Garden; buff-boy;
rolling; indelicate volcanos of love; queer uranian; Kiyo, Barebacking
Twinks At Home Wants Facial; Kiyo, Gay Boy Outdoor Gets Tight Ass
****ed; aim Archie at the Armitage : euphemism. Urinate. Also point
Percy at the porcelain.; gay-lady slut lets dudes **** in mouth;
diseased cooter muffin



--
Cooking tonight: Shot discarded douchebags and cricket blight garnish
garnished with ruined crunchy handkerchief dregs and bullfinch head
garnish with prostrate brain aside impure aborted feotus and carrier
pigeon wart topping and half-cooked kidney stones with foul-smelling
dead animals and cabbage seasoning, simmered in a turbid tureen stuffed
with grubby pieces of green pepper and hodgepodge of chestnut in melted
cheese, a side of melanoma and a mug of smegma.

Yes, to all good people.
These subhuman monsters delay your freedom from that rock.
I am ashamed to be the same species as this idiot and the other one.
Indeed, I am ashamed to be from the same planet!
When you scrape these dying pieces of rust off your otherwise shiny and
brilliant armor, let me know.
I have so much better things to do than to read this shapeless, odorous
excrement.

You can always switch to another sockpuppet, Lamie. That should help.

En passant,
Kiyo



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Charles D. Bohne wrote:

On Wed, 08 Feb 2006 18:32:40 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten
tomys des anges wrote:

you learned well from master jimmy swaggart
obi-wan charly

I take that for a compliment - not knowing who this person is,
hope he's not one of the bad guys.
C.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

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"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

"Have patience. First I shall deal with the State of Oregon
and County of Josephine, Then the AFAB, government/media
disinformation Agents with whom you conspire to libel me and my
family. Your time will come."
-- Raymond Ronald Karczewski©, usenet "christ"

"Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, and rather ironic, coming from
someone who obviously has no understanding of what a signature is. Tell me,
Haslam, do you sign your checks as 'Can't you show a little restraint?'"
-- David Tholen, Clueless Newbie of the Month, February 2003