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  #31  
Old November 16th 08, 12:45 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Election Day!

Double-A wrote:
On Nov 14, 11:48 pm, ah wrote:
Double-A wrote:
On Nov 11, 6:22 pm, ah wrote:
Double-A wrote:
On Nov 4, 6:34 pm, ah wrote:
Double-A wrote:
It is finally Election Day. The ballots have been stuffed, the voting
machines have been rigged, and the computers have been secretly
reprogrammed. The last minute smear pamphlets have been hung on the
doorknobs overnight, the pool tax signs have gone up, and the goons
have been deployed to the polling places to look over your shoulder
hand help you make the "right" choice. Republicans have been reminded
to vote Nov. 4th, and Democrats have been reminded that THEIR day to
vote is Nov. 5th. So we are in for another rip-snortin' all American
election! Vote early and vote often and rest assured that however you
vote, the outcome of the election is in good hands. The Supreme Court
is standing by, so may the best foreign born candidate win!


Did you vote?
--
ah


No, ah. Unlike in truly democratic countries, in the US people
without fixed addresses are not allowed to vote.


Why does your address move around?


Would chains help?
--
ah


The government won't recognize my park bench as my residence, and it
won't recognize my postal box as a residential address either. I'll
bet where you live, anywhere a camel stops and a tent is pitched would
be good enough.


You got an iPhone, of sumpin?
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ah



Got a Motorola prepaid TracFone. And now, thanks to oc, a Toshiba
Satellite widescreen laptop! Am using Safeway's free unlimited access
wireless wi-fi Internet access. Thanks oc and Safeway!


Get-the-job-to-get-the-phone-to-get-the-apartment-to-get-the-car-to-get-the-better-job
syndrome got you down?
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ah
  #32  
Old November 16th 08, 07:06 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_2_]
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Default Election Day!

On Nov 15, 4:45*pm, ah wrote:
Double-A wrote:
On Nov 14, 11:48 pm, ah wrote:
Double-A wrote:
On Nov 11, 6:22 pm, ah wrote:
Double-A wrote:
On Nov 4, 6:34 pm, ah wrote:
Double-A wrote:
It is finally Election Day. *The ballots have been stuffed, the voting
machines have been rigged, and the computers have been secretly
reprogrammed. *The last minute smear pamphlets have been hung on the
doorknobs overnight, the pool tax signs have gone up, and the goons
have been deployed to the polling places to look over your shoulder
hand help you make the "right" choice. *Republicans have been reminded
to vote Nov. 4th, and Democrats have been reminded that THEIR day to
vote is Nov. 5th. *So we are in for another rip-snortin' all American
election! Vote early and vote often and rest assured that however you
vote, the outcome of the election is in good hands. *The Supreme Court
is standing by, so may the best foreign born candidate win!


Did you vote?
--
ah


No, ah. *Unlike in truly democratic countries, in the US people
without fixed addresses are not allowed to vote.


Why does your address move around?


Would chains help?
--
ah


The government won't recognize my park bench as my residence, and it
won't recognize my postal box as a residential address either. *I'll
bet where you live, anywhere a camel stops and a tent is pitched would
be good enough.


You got an iPhone, of sumpin?
--
ah


Got a Motorola prepaid TracFone. *And now, thanks to oc, a Toshiba
Satellite widescreen laptop! *Am using Safeway's free unlimited access
wireless wi-fi Internet access. *Thanks oc and Safeway!


Get-the-job-to-get-the-phone-to-get-the-apartment-to-get-the-car-to-get-the*-better-job
syndrome got you down?
--
ah



I've lost interest.

Double-A

  #33  
Old November 16th 08, 07:19 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_2_]
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Default Election Day!

On Nov 15, 4:42*pm, ah wrote:
G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Ah *Election over I have notice cars flying the Confederate flag,and
some houses. Black bigotry is alive and well in Central Florida.
Charlie Crist and the good old boys will see to it *TreBert


It's only to be expected.

When the dollar devalues to 1 cent, we'll see all that stuff taper-off.
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ah



The funny thing is that is hasn't been the US dollar that has been
devaluing. For instance the Canadian dollar has dropped from parity
against the US dollar to about 80 cents per US dollar in only a matter
of weeks. How is that riyal doing where you live?

Double-A

  #34  
Old November 16th 08, 10:42 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Double-A has tuned in, turned on, and dropped out.

You've tuned in, turned on, and dropped out.

  #35  
Old November 17th 08, 05:19 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Election Day!

Have all the gas stations closed lately? lmfjao!

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Considering how STUPID the Demorats are on energy, we DO need oil
experts!

Saul Levy


On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 15:46:46 -0500, "marika"
wrote:

maybe he's opening doors for some the way Palin thinks she deserves
No, I don't mean just opening the door. When they were not around OBama and
others would actively seek out their advice as if they thought they were the
font of all wisdom. and I thought it was pretty funny. But when I think
on it, no one has asked for Palin's advice not even recently even though she
argues she is an energy expert. As I've said before if she is an energy
expert then she should move to a state where they make fuel cells. We don't
need an oil expert anymore

  #36  
Old November 17th 08, 10:38 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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We knew it was an act right from the beginning, DA!

Can't fool me so easily.

Saul Levy


On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 11:09:32 -0800 (PST), Double-A
wrote:

Yes, but Obama seems to be bringing back the same old crew fro his
cabinet. Shows he has no new ideas. But he puts on a great act!

Double-A

 




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