Election Day!

On Nov 11, 6:22*pm, ah wrote:
Double-A wrote:
On Nov 4, 6:34 pm, ah wrote:
Double-A wrote:
It is finally Election Day. *The ballots have been stuffed, the voting
machines have been rigged, and the computers have been secretly
reprogrammed. *The last minute smear pamphlets have been hung on the
doorknobs overnight, the pool tax signs have gone up, and the goons
have been deployed to the polling places to look over your shoulder
hand help you make the "right" choice. *Republicans have been reminded
to vote Nov. 4th, and Democrats have been reminded that THEIR day to
vote is Nov. 5th. *So we are in for another rip-snortin' all American
election! Vote early and vote often and rest assured that however you
vote, the outcome of the election is in good hands. *The Supreme Court
is standing by, so may the best foreign born candidate win!

Did you vote?
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ah

No, ah. *Unlike in truly democratic countries, in the US people
without fixed addresses are not allowed to vote.

Why does your address move around?

Would chains help?
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ah


The government won't recognize my park bench as my residence, and it
won't recognize my postal box as a residential address either. I'll
bet where you live, anywhere a camel stops and a tent is pitched would
be good enough.

Double-A