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Old May 29th 05, 11:57 AM
G=EMC^2 Glazier
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It is an embarrassment to think that the universe created humankind so
she could see herself,and her very first act we claim she can't measure
stuff equally. She shows us how precise she does things. The constant of
light speed.The strength of the gravity force. Gravity force if it was
slightly stronger the universe would collapse before stars could form.
The strength of EM force,and strong force had to be just right to an
almost infinite accuracy. She created three particles in the decay
process,and once the proton, electron,and neutrino came to be she gave
them an existence time that goes to infinity.She did things 100% right
Now knowing all this to be true we have to come up with how the
universe did not destroy itself at the beginning. It is humankind's
worse theory. It goes like this. Nature creates in pairs,such as
electrons,and positrons,and they do annihilate each other right away,but
there are more electrons than positrons,and here we are.(Oh Ya) Never
liked that theory. It puts nature down. In reality knowing how nature
does things the theory is shameful Bert

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Old May 29th 05, 12:16 PM
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Old May 29th 05, 02:50 PM
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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
It is an embarrassment to think that the universe created humankind so
she could see herself,and her very first act we claim she can't measure
stuff equally. She shows us how precise she does things. The constant of
light speed.The strength of the gravity force. Gravity force if it was
slightly stronger the universe would collapse before stars could form.
The strength of EM force,and strong force had to be just right to an
almost infinite accuracy. She created three particles in the decay
process,and once the proton, electron,and neutrino came to be she gave
them an existence time that goes to infinity.She did things 100% right
Now knowing all this to be true we have to come up with how the
universe did not destroy itself at the beginning. It is humankind's
worse theory. It goes like this. Nature creates in pairs,such as
electrons,and positrons,and they do annihilate each other right away,but
there are more electrons than positrons,and here we are.(Oh Ya) Never
liked that theory. It puts nature down. In reality knowing how nature
does things the theory is shameful Bert



I told you, Bert, it's those tranny positrons pretending be electrons
that keep the whole thing going!

Double-A

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Old May 29th 05, 10:25 PM
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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:

I Speak for our Universe.



It's good to know our universe finally has an official spokesman!

Bert is reminding me more and more of Tom Potter.

Potter wrote: "Know that I am God."

It has something to do with an exaggerated sense of self-importance!

Double-A

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Old May 29th 05, 10:35 PM
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Charles D. Bohne wrote:
On 29 May 2005 06:50:01 -0700, "Double-A" wrote:

I told you, Bert, it's those tranny positrons pretending be electrons
that keep the whole thing going!

Double-A


There is no "negativity" positrons are electrons going back in time.
C.



In that case, antimatter must fall up!

Hmmm! I wonder if that means that antimatter Treb can only **** up?

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Old May 29th 05, 11:14 PM
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From Double-A:

Bert is reminding me more and more of
Tom Potter.

Potter wrote: "Know that I am God."

It has something to do with an
exaggerated sense of self-importance!


That's nuttin'. Hawking's ultimate aim is "to know the mind of God".
Pretty audacious for a Void-Spacer.
oc

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Old May 29th 05, 11:50 PM
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nightbat wrote

Bill Sheppard wrote:

From Double-A:

Bert is reminding me more and more of
Tom Potter.

Potter wrote: "Know that I am God."

It has something to do with an
exaggerated sense of self-importance!


That's nuttin'. Hawking's ultimate aim is "to know the mind of God".
Pretty audacious for a Void-Spacer.
oc


nightbat

Ha, ha, ha oc, all this talk about God and his mind when we are
possibly about to get a chance to make it with net Star Race Goddesses.
Officer Bert can net speak for the Universe for heaven knows he speaks
for it sci fi now both his and imaginary Treb's. While the Void-Spacers
go on debating the issue we just might get to have some real fun in it
with all those reported beautiful nude in space Darla Star Maids.

carry on,
the nightbat
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Old May 30th 05, 04:51 AM
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nightbat wrote:
[..]
While the Void-Spacers
go on debating the issue we just might get to have some real fun in it
with all those reported beautiful nude in space Darla Star Maids.

carry on,
the nightbat


"Star Maids"
I like it. However, we'll change it to Star Maidens, and off we go.
I'll contact the producers first thing in the morn. Sign the bimbos.
Dash Leatherjeans II 8-)




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Old May 30th 05, 07:45 AM
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nightbat wrote

Cactus88 wrote:

nightbat wrote:
[..]
While the Void-Spacers
go on debating the issue we just might get to have some real fun in it
with all those reported beautiful nude in space Darla Star Maids.

carry on,
the nightbat


Cactus88
"Star Maids"
I like it. However, we'll change it to Star Maidens, and off we go.
I'll contact the producers first thing in the morn. Sign the bimbos.
Dash Leatherjeans II 8-)


nightbat

Good, good Cactus88, thought some might like it and both screen
names Star Maids or Star Maidens is fine for they are Princess Darla's
reported devoted unmarried stunning Star girls duty protecting the
Mother Earth and inhabitants. Rights to any movie will have to be
contract approved by the nightbat to avoid Copyright infringement and
further protect against any abuse of the Maidens depiction and in order
to hold them in continued highest respect and honor. As you may know
because of the enlightened Earth Science research presented on this
newsgroup we have deduced the far advanced Star Race and Princess Darla
may be no less then Athena legendary Greek Goddess of old. Since she has
advised that she is space timeless and ageless, as also fellow Officer
Bert agrees, it all profoundly fits. The brilliance of the breaking of
the enigmatic Greek code and Temple significance, I must admit is just
fantastic, no sufficient scientific royal peer praise let alone awarding
of Nobel Prize can duly honor the nightbat and Fellow Earth Science
Officers untiring efforts to discover.

Before any signed contracts for Hollywood movie rights can be approved I
must make sure that there will be sufficient initial moneys awarded to
take care of all my humble contributing Fellow Earth Science Elect
Officers of which is highest priority. Especially my Officer Double-A
for he has informed me he is in need of travel funds to go see Officer
Twitty.

Possible approved actors for Hollywood blockbuster movie script of " The
Return Of Goddess Athena and the Space Virgin Maidens " is per list:

Zeus---Arnold Schwarzenegger
Athena (Princess Darla)---Demi Moore
Princess Sil---Her Beautiful Self
Dr. Yubiwan---Star Race Bones Brad Pitt
Earth Rescued Pilot---Tom Cruz
Venus--- Goddess Aphrodite our own sweet Officer Twitty
Hera(Juno)---Buzzing Bee
Helen of Troy---Britney Spears
Honorary Dr. Nightbat---As Himself of course
Number #1 Assistant In Command---Charles Bohne
Second Fuller Universe Picture Oc---Bill Sheppard
Officer Double-A--- Star Ship Chief Engineer And Space Cam Operator
Officer Zinni---Set Complainer
Officer Luigi---Black Comet Researcher
Officer Painius---Resident Poet Science Star Ship Officer Guest Member
Officer Greysky---Light Year Comm. Specialist Star Ship Officer
Officer Saul---Star Ship Space Earth Net Geologist and Weatherman
Officer Jim Tuzo---Apprentice Non Void Spacer
Officer Bert---Sci Fi Multiverse Searcher And Food And Drink Specialist
Officer Ray---English Officer And Critical Watcher Of Ship Alarms
Officer Uncle Al---Star Ship Chemist and Gravity Experiment Challenger
Cabin Boy---Wally Angleseal
Greek Sculptor---Odysseus
Assistant Greek Sculptor---Cactus88
Gravity Wave Specialist---OG
Old Earth Shuttle Specialist---Paul Sutton
Troll Officer Bohne Coffee Boy---Art Deco
Newsgroups sci.physics, sci.physics.relativity, alt
sci.physics.new-theories, and alt.astronomy Stand-Bys As Needed

carry on,
the nightbat
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Old May 30th 05, 07:52 AM
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