"USENET!!!,...., lets all give him a BIG HAND!!!,...., Bozo de Niro da Clown" (JJAYBOYD' sidekick)

Colonel Jake TM wrote:
"Bozo de Niro" Bozo the Clown, wrote in message
oups.com...
: Colonel Jake TM writes and writes and writes and doodles and doodles and
doodles...
:
: by posting unreadable refrains with his favorite word "screed" this
: "screed" that, "I own him", "I own you", "I own her". Give it a break
: you tired old butt-pirate. You barely own the **** on your breath.
: Don't you ever get embarrassed by yourself you pathetic geezer. GAWD
: you stink.
:

At least?,
"You come to the right places, cause I and about fifty others here, are just
laughing so ****ing hard at you Bozo, you just wouldnt believe it, its like
everybody here, is singing the Bozo song!!!..."
all together now --

Bozo Bozo
He's a Clown
Clownin round
Bozo Bozo
Boa-zo the Clown

"Isnt life grand?!?!?!..."

Hey everybody?,
"Remember the JJAYBOYD song from last year?!?!?!..."
all together now --

(harmonica in the backgroud)
Oh give me a home
Where the buffalo roam
Where the deer and the antelope play
Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word
And the skys are not cloudy all day

(chorus)
Home
Home on the range
Where the deer and the antelope play
Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word
And the skys are not cloudy all day

Whats wrong Bozo?,
"We didnt hear you sing at all!!!,...., you arent no fun at all!!!,....,
what kind of Bozo are you???,...., you know Bozo?!?!?!,...., I do know alot
of things about Clowns, I got a buddy in Oregon, who worked as a Clown for
Ringling Bros. & Barnum Baily Circus, under the Clown name of RUHAPS, he did
it for 9-years (during the late 70's into the 80's), till his epilepsy took
him out of the Show Bizz, but he's still a Clown, he's still RUHAPS, and
what I learned from him was that, there are only so many registered Bozo',
who are still alive this day, and I was just wondering, which one of those
registered Bozo', are you Bozo?!?!?!,...., I didnt hear you,...., do you
think you can speak alittle bit louder to the hand?!?!?!,...., whatever
man,...., but RUHAPS told me that alot of them Clowns out there, have some
real stenchin' poor attitudes about life,...., are you one of them Clowns
Bozo?!?!?!, you know???, a ****ing *******?!?!?!,...., well thats alrightif
you are, cause we all know alot of them entertainers?!?!?!,...., was a daddy
short when they came to this world,...., dont believe me???,...., why lets
just ask Mr. Plawner man (JJAYBOYD), he'll tell you, he got his first daddy
when he was just 6-months old, and ever since?!?!?!,...., Mr. Plawner man
(JJAYBOYD),has been one of the biggest *******s USENET has ever
known!!!,...., but we are rootin' for you Bozo, there is a whole list of us,
and before you know it?!?!?!,...., you to can be one of the biggest *******s
too here on USENET, just give it some time, and you to can be just like Mr.
Plawner man (JJAYBOYD), but we'll keep you at???,...., Bozo for now!!!..."

You know Bozo?,
"Theres just so much to say right now, I think I'll save it for later!!!...."

"But any how?!?!?!..."
all together now --

Bozo Bozo
He's a Clown
Clownin round
Bozo Bozo
Boa-zo the Clown

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