Planetary dynamics and climate

The new climate site from NOAA gets the dynamics behind seasonal
changes wrong hence it cannot distinguish global climate from
hemispherical weather conditions of Spring/Summer/Fall/Winter thereby
showing itself to be a phony climate website -

http://www.climate.gov/

http://www.crh.noaa.gov/fsd/astro/season.php

An astronomer looks at the El Nino event and sees the temperature
fluctuations are organised around the Earth's Equatorial regions
thereby affecting the background conditions for local weather along
with all the other known inputs such as proximity to the Oceans or
landmass hence it is easy enough to distinguish global climate from
weather even without explaining the benchmark for global climate using
planetary dynamics and distance from the Sun,the latter representative
of planetary comparisons rather than the elliptical nature of its
orbital geometry.

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news...no-la-nina.jpg

I enjoy global climate and especially the modification of the
explanation first provided by Copernicus himself and reiterated
poorly by the NOAA website.When this organisation,one which I respect
enormously,jumps the tracks and supports the dysfunctional ideas
surrounding a minor atmospheric gas,it is time to review what is known
in such a way as to make climate enjoyable again and not a source of
fear or attached to a social agenda.

Clip-clop, clip-clop, One-trick, Professor Tommy Cooper hobbles the
wonky boards.

Desperate for attention. Yet blind and deaf to the howls of derision
for your one, fumbled slight-of-hand.

Perhaps you need a lady assistant? To bring some accidental humour to
the show?

Some sad, voluptuous young wench to draw attention away from your sad
failure of a single magic trick?

A Clyde to your Bonnie, as you travel the fairgrounds together,
murdering science wherever you find it.

Somebody to pick up the last, tattered pieces of cardboard from your
sun-bleached and frequently rain sodden, child's conjuring set.