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Vote! Official Usenet Kook Awards, April 2004
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Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Forwarded to relevant ngs: Here followeth the one and only true April 2004 kook ballot. Voters who use socks will lose them for ever in the washing-machine of destiny. Voters who attempt to vote twice will be tied to stakes and burned - twice. Kook of the Month winners who attempt to vote will be laughed at even more then they usually are. But all decent men, women and persons of indeterminate gender are encouraged to vote as honestly as the blackness of their souls may permit. Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is allowable. You have until noon GMT on May 8th to cast your votes. Kook of the Month (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") connor_a Mark Zahn (aka LIBERATOR) Robert Wolfe Tom Bishop Uni (aka ArtistMike) none of the above Clueless Newbie of the Month (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Alan Connor Russell B. Waters (aka kittlesthekat) none of the above Coward of the Month (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Robert Wolfe Uni (aka ArtistMike) none of the above Golden Killfile (vote yes or no for each candidate) Charles Nemo Tom Bishop Balsa Gavel (vote yes or no) Gordon Roy Parker (aka Ray Gordon) Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award (vote yes or no) Alexa Cameron (aka *) Order of the Holey Sockpuppet (vote yes or no for each candidate) Uni (aka ArtistMike) Chuck Lysaght (aka Jethro's Giant Brain) |
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Vote! Official Usenet Kook Awards, April 2004
In article , Friendly
Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Here followeth the one and only true April 2004 kook ballot. Voters who use socks will lose them for ever in the washing-machine of destiny. Voters who attempt to vote twice will be tied to stakes and burned - twice. Kook of the Month winners who attempt to vote will be laughed at even more then they usually are. But all decent men, women and persons of indeterminate gender are encouraged to vote as honestly as the blackness of their souls may permit. Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is allowable. You have until noon GMT on May 8th to cast your votes. Kook of the Month (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") connor_a Mark Zahn (aka LIBERATOR) Robert Wolfe [X] Tom Bishop Uni (aka ArtistMike) none of the above This is really, really hard, lots of deserving nominees this month. But I already said I would vote for Bishop. Clueless Newbie of the Month (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Alan Connor [X] Russell B. Waters (aka kittlesthekat) "I AM NOT A NEWBIE!!" none of the above Coward of the Month (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") [X] Robert Wolfe Uni (aka ArtistMike) none of the above Golden Killfile (vote yes or no for each candidate) [a thousand penis skulls YES] Charles Nemo [no]Tom Bishop Chuckles Chicken Zero gets a kook award. Balsa Gavel (vote yes or no) Gordon Roy Parker (aka Ray Gordon) Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award (vote yes or no) [YES] Alexa Cameron (aka *) But how does this change the fact that Lockheed is hiding a saucer at Groom Lake? Order of the Holey Sockpuppet (vote yes or no for each candidate) [YES] Uni (aka ArtistMike) [YES] Chuck Lysaght (aka Jethro's Giant Brain) -=-=-=-=- Official AFA-B Bully, Pest, Antagonist, Gubmint Disinformation Agent, and "Dr. Green" Sockpuppet. |
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Vote! Official Usenet Kook Awards, April 2004
On Sat, 01 May 2004 09:01:53 -0700, "Carl R. Osterwald"
wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message : In article , Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Forwarded to relevant ngs: Here followeth the one and only true April 2004 kook ballot. Voters who use socks will lose them for ever in the washing-machine of destiny. Voters who attempt to vote twice will be tied to stakes and burned - twice. Kook of the Month winners who attempt to vote will be laughed at even more then they usually are. But all decent men, women and persons of indeterminate gender are encouraged to vote as honestly as the blackness of their souls may permit. Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is allowable. You have until noon GMT on May 8th to cast your votes. I've barely heard of most of these zipperheads. I gotta get out more, Man. Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award (vote yes or no) Alexa Cameron (aka *) YES! -- V.G. Change pobox dot alaska to gci. "I are so sure of yourself don't you .. (ehe ehe ehe)" - Peitro Alitardia ) "No doubt about it, 9-11 was orchestrated by Lockheed." - *lexa 'connects the dots' ) (This sig file contains not less than 80% recycled SPAM) Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield. |
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Vote! Official Usenet Kook Awards, April 2004
In article , Monkey Boy
wrote: On Sat, 01 May 2004 09:01:53 -0700, "Carl R. Osterwald" wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message : In article , Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Forwarded to relevant ngs: Here followeth the one and only true April 2004 kook ballot. Voters who use socks will lose them for ever in the washing-machine of destiny. Voters who attempt to vote twice will be tied to stakes and burned - twice. Kook of the Month winners who attempt to vote will be laughed at even more then they usually are. But all decent men, women and persons of indeterminate gender are encouraged to vote as honestly as the blackness of their souls may permit. Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is allowable. You have until noon GMT on May 8th to cast your votes. I've barely heard of most of these zipperheads. I gotta get out more, Man. You missed Zero for Golden Killfile. Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award (vote yes or no) Alexa Cameron (aka *) YES! -=-=-=-=- Official AFA-B Bully, Pest, Antagonist, Gubmint Disinformation Agent, and "Dr. Green" Sockpuppet. |
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Vote! Official Usenet Kook Awards, April 2004
"Carl R. Osterwald" wrote in message ... In article , Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Forwarded to relevant ngs: Here followeth the one and only true April 2004 kook ballot. Voters who use socks will lose them for ever in the washing-machine of destiny. Voters who attempt to vote twice will be tied to stakes and burned - twice. Kook of the Month winners who attempt to vote will be laughed at even more then they usually are. But all decent men, women and persons of indeterminate gender are encouraged to vote as honestly as the blackness of their souls may permit. Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is allowable. You have until noon GMT on May 8th to cast your votes. Kook of the Month (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") connor_a Mark Zahn (aka LIBERATOR) Robert Wolfe Tom Bishop Uni (aka ArtistMike) [X] none of the above Clueless Newbie of the Month (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Alan Connor Russell B. Waters (aka kittlesthekat) [X] none of the above Coward of the Month (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Robert Wolfe Uni (aka ArtistMike) none of the above [X] none of the above Golden Killfile (vote yes or no for each candidate) [YES] Charles Nemo [NO] Tom Bishop Balsa Gavel (vote yes or no) Gordon Roy Parker (aka Ray Gordon) Abstain Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award (vote yes or no) [YES!!!] Alexa Cameron (aka *) (Lockh**d demands it!) ESL! -- Bookman -The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in AFA-B Kazoo Konspirator #668 (The Neighbor of the Beast) We're not laughing _with_ bRay! Clue-Bat Wrangler Namer of the 10-gallon Creel Keeper of the Nickname List Despotic Kookologist of the New World Order |
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Vote! Official Usenet Kook Awards, April 2004
On Sat, 01 May 2004 16:09:16 -0600, "Carl R. Osterwald"
wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message : In article , Monkey Boy wrote: On Sat, 01 May 2004 09:01:53 -0700, "Carl R. Osterwald" wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message : In article , Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Forwarded to relevant ngs: Here followeth the one and only true April 2004 kook ballot. Voters who use socks will lose them for ever in the washing-machine of destiny. Voters who attempt to vote twice will be tied to stakes and burned - twice. Kook of the Month winners who attempt to vote will be laughed at even more then they usually are. But all decent men, women and persons of indeterminate gender are encouraged to vote as honestly as the blackness of their souls may permit. Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is allowable. You have until noon GMT on May 8th to cast your votes. I've barely heard of most of these zipperheads. I gotta get out more, Man. You missed Zero for Golden Killfile. Well, ahem there's a glaringly obvious reason for that. -- V.G. Change pobox dot alaska to gci. "I are so sure of yourself don't you .. (ehe ehe ehe)" - Peitro Alitardia ) "No doubt about it, 9-11 was orchestrated by Lockheed." - *lexa 'connects the dots' ) (This sig file contains not less than 80% recycled SPAM) Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield. |
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Vote! Official Usenet Kook Awards, April 2004
In article , Monkey Boy
wrote: On Sat, 01 May 2004 16:09:16 -0600, "Carl R. Osterwald" wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message : In article , Monkey Boy wrote: On Sat, 01 May 2004 09:01:53 -0700, "Carl R. Osterwald" wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message : In article , Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Forwarded to relevant ngs: Here followeth the one and only true April 2004 kook ballot. Voters who use socks will lose them for ever in the washing-machine of destiny. Voters who attempt to vote twice will be tied to stakes and burned - twice. Kook of the Month winners who attempt to vote will be laughed at even more then they usually are. But all decent men, women and persons of indeterminate gender are encouraged to vote as honestly as the blackness of their souls may permit. Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is allowable. You have until noon GMT on May 8th to cast your votes. I've barely heard of most of these zipperheads. I gotta get out more, Man. You missed Zero for Golden Killfile. Well, ahem there's a glaringly obvious reason for that. Oh, sorry, I thought mebbe you had just overlooked that ballot item. -=-=-=-=- Official AFA-B Bully, Pest, Antagonist, Gubmint Disinformation Agent, "Dr. Green" Sockpuppet, and Vote Rustler. |
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Vote! Official Usenet Kook Awards, April 2004
"Carl R. Osterwald" wrote in message
... In article , Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Golden Killfile (vote yes or no for each candidate) Charles Nemo Tom Bishop [X] Charles Nemo |
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Vote! Official Usenet Kook Awards, April 2004
On Sat, 01 May 2004 09:01:53 -0700, "Carl R. Osterwald"
wrote: Kook of the Month (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Tom Bishop Clueless Newbie of the Month (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Russell B. Waters (aka kittlesthekat) Coward of the Month (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") none of the above Golden Killfile (vote yes or no for each candidate) Charles Nemo Balsa Gavel (vote yes or no) Gordon Roy Parker (aka Ray Gordon) yes Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award (vote yes or no) Alexa Cameron (aka *) hell yes Order of the Holey Sockpuppet (vote yes or no for each candidate) Uni (aka ArtistMike) Chuck Lysaght (aka Jethro's Giant Brain) abstain -- Dr.Postman USPS, MBMC, BsD; "Disgruntled, But Unarmed" Member,Board of Directors of afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULT® member #15-51506-253. You can email me at: TuriFake(at)hotmail.com "Stars are visible in the night sky because of the laser of light they emit." - Nancy Lieder shares an aspect of "advanced" Zeta science |
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Vote! Official Usenet Kook Awards, April 2004
Kook of the Month
Roberta "Mop Jockey" Wolfe - yes Coward of the Month Roberta "Mop Jockey" Wolfe - yes Golden Killfile Charles Nemo - yes Balsa Gavel Gordon Roy Parker (aka Ray Gordon) - yes Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award Alexa Cameron (aka *) - YES Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Uni (aka ArtistMike) - yes Chuck Lysaght (aka Jethro's Giant Brain) - yes -- Rick Boston got a kooky quote archive and all I got was this lousy gender issue? - Mop Jockey |
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