The galaxy is a zero point machine producing mass, energy and spawns new galaxies from vacuum energy.

Art Deco wrote:
bellboy mother

Art Deco wrote:
"Home of the auk fake award really BIG Whoppers"

Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:
Daffy Ducky


Art Deco wrote:
bellboy mother

Art Deco wrote:
"Home of the auk fake award really BIG Whoppers"


Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:
Daffy Ducky

Art Deco wrote:
"Home of the auk fake award really BIG Whoppers"

Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:
Daffy Ducky


This guy is a keeper. He's posted his genius to sci.p a few times. Then
people point out their cluelessness and he disappears for a while and
then
comes back.

Like the profound science Officers, he has an infinite clue-resistivity
to
our
massive science newsgroups auk disinformation crossposting efforts.

Daffy Ducky

When we can't auk argue science, Captain insists on even more profound
p0asts. Keep
campaigning Deco for another COTM kook, you deserve it.

Bart Devo

Captain's posts make even sense than the usual logic he posts, so you're
right
for these fine self retard iterations I'll just nominate myself Deco for
auk's
the Palmjob Paddle.
Seconds?



Denied---You're too Deco silly, clueless, and base science mentally
deficient.


"We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
coffeeboy trained deprober."


Phineas T Puddleduck wrote: Daffy Ducky
Looney Maroon Award
The Looney Maroon Award is given based on the amount of childish, nonsensical,
funny and downright ludicrous behaviour exhibited over a particular month. It
is not meant to award the greatest overall Kook for that time, but is meant as
a recognition of outstandingly looney behaviour by an individual or group,
real
or anonymous, animate or robotic. Nominees from Usenet and beyond are eligible.
To win the LMA, a candidate must most strongly meet a majority of the
following
criteria: Which all of the auk coffeeboys naturally exhibit
? Show intelligence off the deep end of the bell curve
? Consistently say things that are hideously nonsensical
? Prove themselves wrong while pretending to be an 'expert'
? Exhibit a passion for metaphorically banging their head against a wall
? Be profoundly ignorant
? Persistently refuse to allow themselves to be enlightened
? Demonstrate a gift for false prophecy
? Regularly cite questionable sources of information as 'fact'


For post edits, Hoagland worship, attempting to pervert the course of AUKness
(by continually insisting we can fake AUK nominations) and being unable to
cope
with reality - I nominate the supreme leader of the auk coffeeboys the witless
dog from hell High Priest of the Idiocy Soviet Deco for the above award.

Seconds?


Bart Devo

Heh, certainly! I deserve it for sure!


"We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
coffeeboy trained deprober."

Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:
Daffy Ducky

In article ,
Art Deco wrote:
"Home of the auk fake award really BIG Whoppers"


Art Deco wrote:
bellboy mother

Daffy Ducky
For post edits, Hoagland worship, attempting to pervert the course of
AUKness
(by continually insisting we can fake AUK nominations) and being unable to
cope
with reality - I nominate the supreme leader of the auk coffeeboys the
witless
dog from hell High Priest of the Idiocy Soviet Deco for the above award.

Bart Devo
I Deco accept this nomination. I am so auk clueless I deserve it.


Daffy Ducky

With flying colours too. I Ducky love how you chief auk maroon has the sad science
level below that of a five year old.


"We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
coffeeboy trained deprober."