A New Dynamic Model of the Solar System

You're invited to review my Ph.D. research at the University of Texas
at Austin, "A New Dynamic Model of the Solar System," at
http://www.celestialmechanics.org

The material is mostly graphical and conceptual, so it is not hard to
follow. It's all based on the Three Body Problem of Celestial
Mechanics, which is described for you in the first section.

All together, the Theory explains many things about our Solar System -
the orbital elements of all the planets, why Jupiter has a "Great Red
Spot" and Neptune's "Great Dark Spot" and why our own moon always
presents the same side to Earth. There are insights into the
astonishing complexity of Saturn's rings recently discovered by
Cassini, and many more fascinating insights into the structure of
gravity ~ which is far, far more complex than anybody thought
possible!

There's another whole section of interest to islanders in the UK
(section Seven). It describes a theoretical basis for all those Crop
Circles (well, some of them) in your neighborhood. They're made by
gravity strings that separate from a gravity nexus surrounding Earth
like a big web; the first such incident was the parting of the Red Sea
in Biblical times . . . not to be outdone, another event occured
right after the U.S. Civil War near Vicksburg, as I describe in a free
novel I have written about it (several of my ancestors fought for the
Confederacy, at the famous defense of Vicksburg against the damn
Yankees). Gets you to thinking at least. . .

I hope you have a chance to visit!

Regards.

WH Clark
Austin, Texas

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Texas Center for Celestial Mechanics
http://www.celestialmechanics.org

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- Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson

"Bill Clark" wrote
There's another whole section of interest to islanders in the UK
(section Seven). It describes a theoretical basis for all those Crop
Circles (well, some of them) in your neighborhood. They're made by
gravity strings that separate from a gravity nexus surrounding Earth
like a big web; the first such incident was the parting of the Red Sea
in Biblical times . . .

You've submitted this drivel for a Ph.D.?

Christ. Can I have one too?

Or was that last paragraph a troll? Strike that; it was, wasn't it?


Martin
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Manchester, U.K. http://www.fleetie.demon.co.uk

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Bill Clark wrote:
It describes a theoretical basis for all those Crop
Circles (well, some of them) in your neighborhood.

Beeep! Loony alert!

-- Richard

Bill Clark wrote:
There's another whole section of interest to islanders in the UK
(section Seven). It describes a theoretical basis for all those Crop
Circles (well, some of them) in your neighborhood. They're made by
gravity strings that separate from a gravity nexus surrounding Earth
like a big web; the first such incident was the parting of the Red Sea
in Biblical times . . . not to be outdone, another event occured
right after the U.S. Civil War near Vicksburg, as I describe in a free
novel I have written about it (several of my ancestors fought for the
Confederacy, at the famous defense of Vicksburg against the damn
Yankees). Gets you to thinking at least. . .

I've been wondering for some time what the real story was behind your
dismissal from the Ph.D. program. And now we have our answer! Sir, you
need professional help.

Bill Clark wrote:
It describes a theoretical basis for all those Crop Circles

Bloody hell, I didn't think it would be possible, but you have made
Gillian McKeith look like a scientist!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/badsc...280808,00.html
http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/badsc...285600,00.html

Best,
Stephen

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Bill Clark wrote:
It describes a theoretical basis for all those Crop Circles

Bloody hell, I didn't think it would be possible, but you have made
Gillian McKeith look like a scientist!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/badsc...280808,00.html
http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/badsc...285600,00.html

Thanks for posting those links :-)
ISTR that the only defence against a libel charge is that you are
printing the truth (which is why Demon Internet didn't sue the Observer
for libel, for instance) So will we see "Doctor" McKeith and Ben
Goldacre in court?
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What have they got to hide? Release the ESA Beagle 2 report.
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(Bill Clark) wrote in message om...
You're invited to review my Ph.D. research at the University of Texas
at Austin, "A New Dynamic Model of the Solar System," at
http://www.celestialmechanics.org

The material is mostly graphical and conceptual, so it is not hard to
follow. It's all based on the Three Body Problem of Celestial
Mechanics, which is described for you in the first section.

All together, the Theory explains many things about our Solar System -
the orbital elements of all the planets, why Jupiter has a "Great Red
Spot" and Neptune's "Great Dark Spot" and why our own moon always
presents the same side to Earth. There are insights into the
astonishing complexity of Saturn's rings recently discovered by
Cassini, and many more fascinating insights into the structure of
gravity ~ which is far, far more complex than anybody thought
possible!

You don't say!!!

I have submitted your PhD material to:-

http://www.crank.net/

I thought you'd be happy to know...