[Fwd: More Troubling Planetary News]

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: More Troubling Planetary News
Date: Sun, 09 Oct 2005 09:42:28 -0500
From: nightbat
Organization: Winstar Goodnet Inc. Copyright nightbat
Newsgroups: alt.astronomy

nightbat wrote

As previously reported by profound Earth Science Team
millions may lose their lives with the expected Bird Flu epidemic. Birds
are now found spreading the disease in Eastern Europe and vaccines
against the immense plague looming disaster are wholly inadequate or
unavailable. Please don't panic even though our Science Team Officer
Bert is predicting 50% of the world population may perish. Make sure you
wash your hands, limit contact with the public and stay in doors. If you
see someone sneezing avoid them at all cost after reminding them to
please use tissues or cover their mouth. If you can somehow get a flu
vaccine it would be wise to get it. Officer Bert has indicated sad
eyebrows on this one, warning, danger, please take caution for your life
may depend on it.

See:
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/sto... 0051008XVG106

Governments are preparing to hopefully avoid major world wide chaos due
to the vaccine shortage. We can make it through this one if you stay
clean and don't let your health run down. Protect yourself drink plenty
of fresh juice and wear a face mask whenever it is necessary to go out
in public. Change your bed sheets and personal clothing more often and
use household disinfectants. Wash all dishes in hot water and dry
thoroughly. If your sweety says they don't feel good get them to a
hospital but wear a face mask and wash thoroughly afterward. Authorities
are trying to keep the potential expected deaths to 200,000 but fear the
worst.

ponder on,
the nightbat

nightbat wrote:

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: More Troubling Planetary News
Date: Sun, 09 Oct 2005 09:42:28 -0500
From: nightbat
Organization: Winstar Goodnet Inc. Copyright nightbat
Newsgroups: alt.astronomy

nightbat wrote

As previously reported by profound Earth Science Team
millions may lose their lives with the expected Bird Flu epidemic. Birds
are now found spreading the disease in Eastern Europe and vaccines
against the immense plague looming disaster are wholly inadequate or
unavailable. Please don't panic even though our Science Team Officer
Bert is predicting 50% of the world population may perish. Make sure you
wash your hands, limit contact with the public and stay in doors. If you
see someone sneezing avoid them at all cost after reminding them to
please use tissues or cover their mouth. If you can somehow get a flu
vaccine it would be wise to get it. Officer Bert has indicated sad
eyebrows on this one, warning, danger, please take caution for your life
may depend on it.

See:

[malformed kooklink flushed]

Governments are preparing to hopefully avoid major world wide chaos due
to the vaccine shortage. We can make it through this one if you stay
clean and don't let your health run down. Protect yourself drink plenty
of fresh juice and wear a face mask whenever it is necessary to go out
in public. Change your bed sheets and personal clothing more often and
use household disinfectants. Wash all dishes in hot water and dry
thoroughly. If your sweety says they don't feel good get them to a
hospital but wear a face mask and wash thoroughly afterward. Authorities
are trying to keep the potential expected deaths to 200,000 but fear the
worst.

ponder on,
the nightbat

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