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"nightbat" wrote in message
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nightbat wrote

MorituriMax wrote:

Double-A wrote:
nightbat wrote in message
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nightbat wrote

For you die hard Sarfatti fans or just those with way
too
much time on their hands, here's the ticket you've been looking for.
Especially the Darla alien fans over in alt.astronomy, who want to
know
when she/he and company are close by and just might want to come in
for
a little chat. It says it fits in your pocket for those lonely out in
the country or backyard adventures looking for ufo's.

See:http://www.futureHorizons.net/ufoa.htm


the nightbat


Batteries included???

Now we know what the aliens use as backup engines in their flying
saucers.

"It is powered by a typical piston powered aircraft engine using a
pusher prop
for forward propulsion. An advanced rudder and elevator control system
is
designed into the saucershape. The large opening in the middle of the
craft
allows ailerons to be positioned both forward and aft of the lateral
axis,
therby maximizing athe air deflection."

No wonder they keep crashing....

nightbat

No, no Max, you have it the opposite, the aliens have been after
nightbat to give them the exact knowledge you just handed to them. Their
saucers are basically cosmic inter galactic gas stream gliders only and
they needed the pusher prop forward propulsion system saucer adaptable
technology to get them out of tight cosmic stream or gravity planetary
difficulties. I was thinking of trading that technical broken down
Earthman info for the secret of eternal life and you gave it away for
free. Oh well, I still have lots more top secret info and inventions
they can't wait to get their hands on.

However, if they use your relayed knowledge to mount a full fledged
invasion don't blame me because you didn't first get a signed Inter
Galaxy Federation protocol agreement before divulging those secrets.


the nightbat

Goodnight, nightbat

nightbat wrote

MorituriMax wrote:

Double-A wrote:
nightbat wrote in message
...
nightbat wrote

For you die hard Sarfatti fans or just those with way too
much time on their hands, here's the ticket you've been looking for.
Especially the Darla alien fans over in alt.astronomy, who want to know
when she/he and company are close by and just might want to come in for
a little chat. It says it fits in your pocket for those lonely out in
the country or backyard adventures looking for ufo's.

See:http://www.futureHorizons.net/ufoa.htm


the nightbat


Batteries included???

Now we know what the aliens use as backup engines in their flying saucers.

"It is powered by a typical piston powered aircraft engine using a pusher prop
for forward propulsion. An advanced rudder and elevator control system is
designed into the saucershape. The large opening in the middle of the craft
allows ailerons to be positioned both forward and aft of the lateral axis,
therby maximizing athe air deflection."

No wonder they keep crashing....

nightbat

No, no Max, you have it the opposite, the aliens have been after
nightbat to give them the exact knowledge you just handed to them. Their
saucers are basically cosmic inter galactic gas stream gliders only and
they needed the pusher prop forward propulsion system saucer adaptable
technology to get them out of tight cosmic stream or gravity planetary
difficulties. I was thinking of trading that technical broken down
Earthman info for the secret of eternal life and you gave it away for
free. Oh well, I still have lots more top secret info and inventions
they can't wait to get their hands on.

However, if they use your relayed knowledge to mount a full fledged
invasion don't blame me because you didn't first get a signed Inter
Galaxy Federation protocol agreement before divulging those secrets.


the nightbat

nightbat wrote

MorituriMax wrote:

Double-A wrote:
nightbat wrote in message
...
nightbat wrote

For you die hard Sarfatti fans or just those with way too
much time on their hands, here's the ticket you've been looking for.
Especially the Darla alien fans over in alt.astronomy, who want to know
when she/he and company are close by and just might want to come in for
a little chat. It says it fits in your pocket for those lonely out in
the country or backyard adventures looking for ufo's.

See:http://www.futureHorizons.net/ufoa.htm


the nightbat


Batteries included???

Now we know what the aliens use as backup engines in their flying saucers.

"It is powered by a typical piston powered aircraft engine using a pusher prop
for forward propulsion. An advanced rudder and elevator control system is
designed into the saucershape. The large opening in the middle of the craft
allows ailerons to be positioned both forward and aft of the lateral axis,
therby maximizing athe air deflection."

No wonder they keep crashing....

nightbat

No, no Max, you have it the opposite, the aliens have been after
nightbat to give them the exact knowledge you just handed to them. Their
saucers are basically cosmic inter galactic gas stream gliders only and
they needed the pusher prop forward propulsion system saucer adaptable
technology to get them out of tight cosmic stream or gravity planetary
difficulties. I was thinking of trading that technical broken down
Earthman info for the secret of eternal life and you gave it away for
free. Oh well, I still have lots more top secret info and inventions
they can't wait to get their hands on.

However, if they use your relayed knowledge to mount a full fledged
invasion don't blame me because you didn't first get a signed Inter
Galaxy Federation protocol agreement before divulging those secrets.


the nightbat

nightbat wrote

Lloyd Jones wrote:

No wonder they keep crashing....

That would explain all the crop circles. :-)

LJ

nightbat

It's not that, it's all those Bert sweet potato pies he's been
baking for Darla and aliens, so they sent their thanks by making crop
circles in alien sign language appreciation. Are those pies therefore a
danger to National Security, maybe not if it keeps the aliens happy.


the nightbat

nightbat wrote

Lloyd Jones wrote:

No wonder they keep crashing....

That would explain all the crop circles. :-)

LJ

nightbat

It's not that, it's all those Bert sweet potato pies he's been
baking for Darla and aliens, so they sent their thanks by making crop
circles in alien sign language appreciation. Are those pies therefore a
danger to National Security, maybe not if it keeps the aliens happy.


the nightbat

nightbat wrote

Elk wrote:

"nightbat" wrote in message
...
nightbat wrote

MorituriMax wrote:

Double-A wrote:
nightbat wrote in message
...
nightbat wrote

For you die hard Sarfatti fans or just those with way
too
much time on their hands, here's the ticket you've been looking for.
Especially the Darla alien fans over in alt.astronomy, who want to
know
when she/he and company are close by and just might want to come in
for
a little chat. It says it fits in your pocket for those lonely out in
the country or backyard adventures looking for ufo's.

See:http://www.futureHorizons.net/ufoa.htm


the nightbat


Batteries included???

Now we know what the aliens use as backup engines in their flying
saucers.

"It is powered by a typical piston powered aircraft engine using a
pusher prop
for forward propulsion. An advanced rudder and elevator control system
is
designed into the saucershape. The large opening in the middle of the
craft
allows ailerons to be positioned both forward and aft of the lateral
axis,
therby maximizing athe air deflection."

No wonder they keep crashing....

nightbat

No, no Max, you have it the opposite, the aliens have been after
nightbat to give them the exact knowledge you just handed to them. Their
saucers are basically cosmic inter galactic gas stream gliders only and
they needed the pusher prop forward propulsion system saucer adaptable
technology to get them out of tight cosmic stream or gravity planetary
difficulties. I was thinking of trading that technical broken down
Earthman info for the secret of eternal life and you gave it away for
free. Oh well, I still have lots more top secret info and inventions
they can't wait to get their hands on.

However, if they use your relayed knowledge to mount a full fledged
invasion don't blame me because you didn't first get a signed Inter
Galaxy Federation protocol agreement before divulging those secrets.


the nightbat

Goodnight, nightbat

nightbat

First Elk, it's daytime not nighttime here in the USA and your
answer to nightbat message got posted at 2:50 PM before even my original
at 2:57 PM so that means you must be one of the aliens or Earth contacts
with decoder ring who has pre space-time warped my post before it was
even posted. Wait till FTL Greysky hears about this, he has been trying
to prove his theory or gizmo works.


the nightbat

nightbat wrote

Elk wrote:

"nightbat" wrote in message
...
nightbat wrote

MorituriMax wrote:

Double-A wrote:
nightbat wrote in message
...
nightbat wrote

For you die hard Sarfatti fans or just those with way
too
much time on their hands, here's the ticket you've been looking for.
Especially the Darla alien fans over in alt.astronomy, who want to
know
when she/he and company are close by and just might want to come in
for
a little chat. It says it fits in your pocket for those lonely out in
the country or backyard adventures looking for ufo's.

See:http://www.futureHorizons.net/ufoa.htm


the nightbat


Batteries included???

Now we know what the aliens use as backup engines in their flying
saucers.

"It is powered by a typical piston powered aircraft engine using a
pusher prop
for forward propulsion. An advanced rudder and elevator control system
is
designed into the saucershape. The large opening in the middle of the
craft
allows ailerons to be positioned both forward and aft of the lateral
axis,
therby maximizing athe air deflection."

No wonder they keep crashing....

nightbat

No, no Max, you have it the opposite, the aliens have been after
nightbat to give them the exact knowledge you just handed to them. Their
saucers are basically cosmic inter galactic gas stream gliders only and
they needed the pusher prop forward propulsion system saucer adaptable
technology to get them out of tight cosmic stream or gravity planetary
difficulties. I was thinking of trading that technical broken down
Earthman info for the secret of eternal life and you gave it away for
free. Oh well, I still have lots more top secret info and inventions
they can't wait to get their hands on.

However, if they use your relayed knowledge to mount a full fledged
invasion don't blame me because you didn't first get a signed Inter
Galaxy Federation protocol agreement before divulging those secrets.


the nightbat

Goodnight, nightbat

nightbat

First Elk, it's daytime not nighttime here in the USA and your
answer to nightbat message got posted at 2:50 PM before even my original
at 2:57 PM so that means you must be one of the aliens or Earth contacts
with decoder ring who has pre space-time warped my post before it was
even posted. Wait till FTL Greysky hears about this, he has been trying
to prove his theory or gizmo works.


the nightbat

Hi nightbat Mexican sweet potatoes grow in the ground.They are tubular
plants. You need corn,or wheat for making the best crop circles.
Darla like me knows the chemicals that give perpetual life(rapid cell
growth) She knows replacing body parts is good. Darla knows replacing
body cells fast is better. The reason for that is you can get a new
young heart but that does not help your brain. Your brain needs millions
of new neurons every 24 hours. For the poor(like me) Mexican sweet
potatoes does the job. Gates and Allen only have to take 3 pills a
day(made by the Swiss) Me its 5 LB of Mexican sweet potatoes each week.
Bert

Hi nightbat Mexican sweet potatoes grow in the ground.They are tubular
plants. You need corn,or wheat for making the best crop circles.
Darla like me knows the chemicals that give perpetual life(rapid cell
growth) She knows replacing body parts is good. Darla knows replacing
body cells fast is better. The reason for that is you can get a new
young heart but that does not help your brain. Your brain needs millions
of new neurons every 24 hours. For the poor(like me) Mexican sweet
potatoes does the job. Gates and Allen only have to take 3 pills a
day(made by the Swiss) Me its 5 LB of Mexican sweet potatoes each week.
Bert

nightbat wrote in message ...
nightbat wrote

MorituriMax wrote:

Double-A wrote:
nightbat wrote in message
...
nightbat wrote

For you die hard Sarfatti fans or just those with way too
much time on their hands, here's the ticket you've been looking for.
Especially the Darla alien fans over in alt.astronomy, who want to know
when she/he and company are close by and just might want to come in for
a little chat. It says it fits in your pocket for those lonely out in
the country or backyard adventures looking for ufo's.

See:http://www.futureHorizons.net/ufoa.htm


the nightbat


Batteries included???

Now we know what the aliens use as backup engines in their flying saucers.

"It is powered by a typical piston powered aircraft engine using a pusher prop
for forward propulsion. An advanced rudder and elevator control system is
designed into the saucershape. The large opening in the middle of the craft
allows ailerons to be positioned both forward and aft of the lateral axis,
therby maximizing athe air deflection."

No wonder they keep crashing....

nightbat

No, no Max, you have it the opposite, the aliens have been after
nightbat to give them the exact knowledge you just handed to them. Their
saucers are basically cosmic inter galactic gas stream gliders only and
they needed the pusher prop forward propulsion system saucer adaptable
technology to get them out of tight cosmic stream or gravity planetary
difficulties.


When observing films of UFO's, you see them making maneuvers such as
sharp 90-degree turns and almost instantaneous accelerations. If
these are indeed space vehicles, the only explanation could be a
gravity drive. No crew or equipment on board could withstand those
kinds of accelerations if they were driven by any conventional means.
Space must be so warped by their drive that they literally fall down
their forward trajectory. As in any kind of free fall, there would be
no g-forces felt onboard.


I was thinking of trading that technical broken down
Earthman info for the secret of eternal life and you gave it away for
free. Oh well, I still have lots more top secret info and inventions
they can't wait to get their hands on.


You know, Bert might actually have the secret of eternal life, but
it's not the sweet potatoes. You remember how the fountain of youth
was, according to legend, located somewhere in Florida. I think that
Bert is so angry about having to pay his water bills to AVATAR, that
he gets most of his water from some local spring or well that he
sneaks off to, which just happens to be......

You guessed it!


However, if they use your relayed knowledge to mount a full fledged
invasion don't blame me because you didn't first get a signed Inter
Galaxy Federation protocol agreement before divulging those secrets.


the nightbat

Double-A