UFO Pocket Detector

nightbat wrote

For you die hard Sarfatti fans or just those with way too
much time on their hands, here's the ticket you've been looking for.
Especially the Darla alien fans over in alt.astronomy, who want to know
when she/he and company are close by and just might want to come in for
a little chat. It says it fits in your pocket for those lonely out in
the country or backyard adventures looking for ufo's.

See:http://www.futureHorizons.net/ufoa.htm


the nightbat

nightbat wrote in message ...
nightbat wrote

For you die hard Sarfatti fans or just those with way too
much time on their hands, here's the ticket you've been looking for.
Especially the Darla alien fans over in alt.astronomy, who want to know
when she/he and company are close by and just might want to come in for
a little chat. It says it fits in your pocket for those lonely out in
the country or backyard adventures looking for ufo's.

See:http://www.futureHorizons.net/ufoa.htm


the nightbat


Batteries included???

Double-A

nightbat wrote in message ...
nightbat wrote

For you die hard Sarfatti fans or just those with way too
much time on their hands, here's the ticket you've been looking for.
Especially the Darla alien fans over in alt.astronomy, who want to know
when she/he and company are close by and just might want to come in for
a little chat. It says it fits in your pocket for those lonely out in
the country or backyard adventures looking for ufo's.

See:http://www.futureHorizons.net/ufoa.htm


the nightbat


Batteries included???

Double-A

Double-A wrote:
nightbat wrote in message
...
nightbat wrote

For you die hard Sarfatti fans or just those with way too
much time on their hands, here's the ticket you've been looking for.
Especially the Darla alien fans over in alt.astronomy, who want to know
when she/he and company are close by and just might want to come in for
a little chat. It says it fits in your pocket for those lonely out in
the country or backyard adventures looking for ufo's.

See:http://www.futureHorizons.net/ufoa.htm


the nightbat


Batteries included???

Now we know what the aliens use as backup engines in their flying saucers.

"It is powered by a typical piston powered aircraft engine using a pusher prop
for forward propulsion. An advanced rudder and elevator control system is
designed into the saucershape. The large opening in the middle of the craft
allows ailerons to be positioned both forward and aft of the lateral axis,
therby maximizing athe air deflection."

No wonder they keep crashing....

Double-A wrote:
nightbat wrote in message
...
nightbat wrote

For you die hard Sarfatti fans or just those with way too
much time on their hands, here's the ticket you've been looking for.
Especially the Darla alien fans over in alt.astronomy, who want to know
when she/he and company are close by and just might want to come in for
a little chat. It says it fits in your pocket for those lonely out in
the country or backyard adventures looking for ufo's.

See:http://www.futureHorizons.net/ufoa.htm


the nightbat


Batteries included???

Now we know what the aliens use as backup engines in their flying saucers.

"It is powered by a typical piston powered aircraft engine using a pusher prop
for forward propulsion. An advanced rudder and elevator control system is
designed into the saucershape. The large opening in the middle of the craft
allows ailerons to be positioned both forward and aft of the lateral axis,
therby maximizing athe air deflection."

No wonder they keep crashing....

No wonder they keep crashing....

That would explain all the crop circles. :-)

LJ

No wonder they keep crashing....

That would explain all the crop circles. :-)

LJ

nightbat wrote

Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote in message ...
nightbat wrote

For you die hard Sarfatti fans or just those with way too
much time on their hands, here's the ticket you've been looking for.
Especially the Darla alien fans over in alt.astronomy, who want to know
when she/he and company are close by and just might want to come in for
a little chat. It says it fits in your pocket for those lonely out in
the country or backyard adventures looking for ufo's.

See:http://www.futureHorizons.net/ufoa.htm


the nightbat

Batteries included???

Double-A

nightbat

You want batteries to come with the plans for just twenty bucks,
come on Double-A, an actual already put together model may cost anywhere
from $100,000.00 on up and way more for the luxury instant page gold
model. If you have an old computer lying around you can make one using
some of the old mother board parts. It picks up disturbances of gravity
waves in the air not gravity itself. I haven't gotten my plans in the
mail yet but can hardly wait since you know Darla has told us the aliens
are trying to figure out how to land anonymously and reward me for
helping them save most able flight engineer and pilot Sil. The detector
will notify me as soon as Darla and company starts to make their final
approach to my property for the quick gift drop of far advanced alien
technology info, decoder rings, and very interesting space toys and
gadgets. I turned off and can't use my motion or sound detector property
lights for now because it might attract too much attention from the SAC,
local town and State Police, neighbors, or general traveling population
as the huge mother ship saucer taxies in.

Darla is keeping a low key wait and see mode until the actual drop can
be accomplished. Knowing how good Sil is it shouldn't be too difficult
to finally get the job done without upsetting the natives. I expect a
night drop due to the logistics will be better and less conspicuous all
around. I'll keep you posted and will set aside a Darla decoder ring for
you.


the nightbat

nightbat wrote

Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote in message ...
nightbat wrote

For you die hard Sarfatti fans or just those with way too
much time on their hands, here's the ticket you've been looking for.
Especially the Darla alien fans over in alt.astronomy, who want to know
when she/he and company are close by and just might want to come in for
a little chat. It says it fits in your pocket for those lonely out in
the country or backyard adventures looking for ufo's.

See:http://www.futureHorizons.net/ufoa.htm


the nightbat

Batteries included???

Double-A

nightbat

You want batteries to come with the plans for just twenty bucks,
come on Double-A, an actual already put together model may cost anywhere
from $100,000.00 on up and way more for the luxury instant page gold
model. If you have an old computer lying around you can make one using
some of the old mother board parts. It picks up disturbances of gravity
waves in the air not gravity itself. I haven't gotten my plans in the
mail yet but can hardly wait since you know Darla has told us the aliens
are trying to figure out how to land anonymously and reward me for
helping them save most able flight engineer and pilot Sil. The detector
will notify me as soon as Darla and company starts to make their final
approach to my property for the quick gift drop of far advanced alien
technology info, decoder rings, and very interesting space toys and
gadgets. I turned off and can't use my motion or sound detector property
lights for now because it might attract too much attention from the SAC,
local town and State Police, neighbors, or general traveling population
as the huge mother ship saucer taxies in.

Darla is keeping a low key wait and see mode until the actual drop can
be accomplished. Knowing how good Sil is it shouldn't be too difficult
to finally get the job done without upsetting the natives. I expect a
night drop due to the logistics will be better and less conspicuous all
around. I'll keep you posted and will set aside a Darla decoder ring for
you.


the nightbat

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nightbat wrote

MorituriMax wrote:

Double-A wrote:
nightbat wrote in message
...
nightbat wrote

For you die hard Sarfatti fans or just those with way
too
much time on their hands, here's the ticket you've been looking for.
Especially the Darla alien fans over in alt.astronomy, who want to
know
when she/he and company are close by and just might want to come in
for
a little chat. It says it fits in your pocket for those lonely out in
the country or backyard adventures looking for ufo's.

See:http://www.futureHorizons.net/ufoa.htm


the nightbat


Batteries included???

Now we know what the aliens use as backup engines in their flying
saucers.

"It is powered by a typical piston powered aircraft engine using a
pusher prop
for forward propulsion. An advanced rudder and elevator control system
is
designed into the saucershape. The large opening in the middle of the
craft
allows ailerons to be positioned both forward and aft of the lateral
axis,
therby maximizing athe air deflection."

No wonder they keep crashing....

nightbat

No, no Max, you have it the opposite, the aliens have been after
nightbat to give them the exact knowledge you just handed to them. Their
saucers are basically cosmic inter galactic gas stream gliders only and
they needed the pusher prop forward propulsion system saucer adaptable
technology to get them out of tight cosmic stream or gravity planetary
difficulties. I was thinking of trading that technical broken down
Earthman info for the secret of eternal life and you gave it away for
free. Oh well, I still have lots more top secret info and inventions
they can't wait to get their hands on.

However, if they use your relayed knowledge to mount a full fledged
invasion don't blame me because you didn't first get a signed Inter
Galaxy Federation protocol agreement before divulging those secrets.


the nightbat

Goodnight, nightbat