Who is Darla REALLY

Okay my dear friends, I have been Darla... and Yubiwan and Sil and "the
Pros" for more than six years, now.
And frankly, I'm getting tired of it.
But before I tell you who I really am, I thought it might be interesting to
see if anybody's actually guessed my true identity already.
So if you were to choose from all the other posters to alt.astronomy, past
and present, who do you think Darla is REALLY...

Most likely __________.

2nd most likely __________.

3rd most likely __________.

Anybody can enter, no purchase necessary.

Now here is my choice as to who will come up with the right answer...

Most likely would be Jeff Relf.

2nd most likely would be oc/Jughead.

3rd most likely would be Double-A.

Oh! and I almost forgot... you have to promise not to be too angry with me.
G

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**** Darla of news:sci.electromagnetics
Be well and come, be welcome.
You are the fifth star!

Well, until you learn to spoof headers better I know who you aren't: a
script kiddie.

"Darla" wrote in message
g.com...
Okay my dear friends, I have been Darla... and Yubiwan and Sil and "the
Pros" for more than six years, now.
And frankly, I'm getting tired of it.
But before I tell you who I really am, I thought it might be interesting
to see if anybody's actually guessed my true identity already.
So if you were to choose from all the other posters to alt.astronomy, past
and present, who do you think Darla is REALLY...

Most likely __________.

2nd most likely __________.

3rd most likely __________.

Anybody can enter, no purchase necessary.

Now here is my choice as to who will come up with the right answer...

Most likely would be Jeff Relf.

2nd most likely would be oc/Jughead.

3rd most likely would be Double-A.

Oh! and I almost forgot... you have to promise not to be too angry with
me. G

--
**** Darla of news:sci.electromagnetics
Be well and come, be welcome.
You are the fifth star!

"greysky" wrote in message
...
Well, until you learn to spoof headers better I know who you aren't: a
script kiddie.

Oh no! dear Greysky, I wouldn't dream of skidding like that.
I'm simply too old to go around trying to impress a bunch of hackers.
And then, there's also the "other GR". G

--
**** Darla of news:sci.electromagnetics
Be well and come, be welcome.
You are the fifth star!

"Darla" wrote in message
g.com...

"greysky" wrote in message
...
Well, until you learn to spoof headers better I know who you aren't: a
script kiddie.

Oh no! dear Greysky, I wouldn't dream of skidding like that.
I'm simply too old to go around trying to impress a bunch of hackers.
And then, there's also the "other GR". G


Then I would encourage you to keep a 'stiff upper lip' and not divulge your
true identity. I find the game a pleasant one - it also amuses me to read
the posts of those who don't think you're an alien - they obviously do not
know what role playing is all about. Plus, if we find out you're really a
Coffeeboy or, heaven forbid, Uncle Al or Eric Gisse, well, maybe the suicide
index really will rise a notch or two :-) If you still must come clean, you
can tell us you really work for DARPA (play on names) and have been running
a multi year psi-ops on the psychological factors influencing human - alien
interactions.

Just don't expect me to come clean and tell you that I'm really an alien
pretending to be human, monitoring internet traffic from my star-base
orbiting Rigel...

G

"greysky" wrote in message
...

"Darla" wrote in message
g.com...

"greysky" wrote in message
...
Well, until you learn to spoof headers better I know who you aren't: a
script kiddie.

Oh no! dear Greysky, I wouldn't dream of skidding like that.
I'm simply too old to go around trying to impress a bunch of hackers.
And then, there's also the "other GR". G


Then I would encourage you to keep a 'stiff upper lip' and not divulge
your true identity. I find the game a pleasant one - it also amuses me to
read the posts of those who don't think you're an alien - they obviously
do not know what role playing is all about. Plus, if we find out you're
really a Coffeeboy or, heaven forbid, Uncle Al or Eric Gisse, well, maybe
the suicide index really will rise a notch or two :-) If you still must
come clean, you can tell us you really work for DARPA (play on names) and
have been running a multi year psi-ops on the psychological factors
influencing human - alien interactions.

Just don't expect me to come clean and tell you that I'm really an alien
pretending to be human, monitoring internet traffic from my star-base
orbiting Rigel...

G




Well, thank you for that, my friend.
And yet I wouldn't mind being myself again, or as close to it as I've ever
come.
Let's see if others will try to guess my "Clark Kent" persona. G

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**** Darla of news:sci.electromagnetics
Be well and come, be welcome.
You are the fifth star!

"Darla" wrote in message
g.com...
Okay my dear friends, I have been Darla... and Yubiwan and Sil and "the
Pros" for more than six years, now.
And frankly, I'm getting tired of it.
But before I tell you who I really am, I thought it might be interesting
to see if anybody's actually guessed my true identity already.


See? I told you snappaheads that it's a man.

Poor idiots like Bert and Double A deserve an apology.


Indelibly, “Darla� is Star·Swirler, a.k.a. Panius, Mr. POISON FALLS,
Paine Ellsworth, Ronald ( or “Angie�, Angela E. ) Lehlbach,
in the Tampa Bay, FL area. web·site:

http://home.att.net/~Ron.Lehl-Bach/P...H/millions.htm

Ronald Lehlbach (813) 930-0341 Tampa, FL 33602
2506 West Hamilton Avenue Tampa, FL 33614

By the way, “ Breed like Rabbits, Die like Rabbits. �;
you can't fight hunger, child·prostitution, war, HIV, homelessness, etc.
unless you ·CONTROL· birth·rates ( via, admittedly, draconian laws ).

Sad, but true; if we want a civilized society,
taxes and regulations are the price we must pay.
Heavy·Handed child·support laws have blessed the U.S. AND me.

"Darla" wrote in message
g.com...
Okay my dear friends, I have been Darla... and Yubiwan and Sil and "the
Pros" for more than six years, now.
And frankly, I'm getting tired of it.
But before I tell you who I really am, I thought it might be interesting
to see if anybody's actually guessed my true identity already.
So if you were to choose from all the other posters to alt.astronomy, past
and present, who do you think Darla is REALLY...

Most likely: Alexa Cameron (bat-**** crazy).

2nd most likely: Charles "ChuckWeasel" de Bohnehead,
World renowned goat humper.

3rd most likely: Brad "GuthBall" Guth, make believe Vesusian.

Anybody can enter, no purchase necessary.

On Dec 5, 10:54*pm, "Darla" wrote:
Okay my dear friends, I have been Darla... and Yubiwan and Sil and "the
Pros" for more than six years, now.
And frankly, I'm getting tired of it.
But before I tell you who I really am, I thought it might be interesting to
see if anybody's actually guessed my true identity already.
So if you were to choose from all the other posters to alt.astronomy, past
and present, who do you think Darla is REALLY...

Most likely __________.

2nd most likely __________.

3rd most likely __________.

Anybody can enter, no purchase necessary.

Now here is my choice as to who will come up with the right answer...

Most likely would be Jeff Relf.

2nd most likely would be oc/Jughead.

3rd most likely would be Double-A.

Oh! and I almost forgot... you have to promise not to be too angry with me.
G

--
**** Darla of news:sci.electromagnetics
Be well and come, be welcome.
You are the fifth star!

Having more Sean fun at the expense of others, are we?

~ BG

On Dec 6, 1:42*am, "greysky" wrote:
"Darla" wrote in message

g.com...



"greysky" wrote in message
...
Well, until you learn to spoof headers better I know who you aren't: a
script kiddie.

Oh no! dear Greysky, I wouldn't dream of skidding like that.
I'm simply too old to go around trying to impress a bunch of hackers.
And then, there's also the "other GR". G

Then I would encourage you to keep a 'stiff upper lip' and not divulge your
true identity. I find the game a pleasant one - it also amuses me to read
the posts of those who don't think you're an alien - they obviously do not
know what role playing is all about. Plus, if we find out you're really a
Coffeeboy or, heaven forbid, Uncle Al or Eric Gisse, well, maybe the suicide
index really will rise a notch or two :-) *If you still must come clean, you
can tell us you really work for DARPA (play on names) and have been running
a multi year psi-ops on the psychological factors influencing human - alien
interactions.

Just don't expect me to come clean and tell you that I'm really an alien
pretending to be human, monitoring internet traffic from my star-base
orbiting Rigel...

G

That's correct, in that it's all a silly GAME with the likes of Darla,
isn't it.

~ BG