UFO Pocket Detector

In article , Uncle Al writes:
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In article %VjHd.7327$HT6.1328@trnddc04, ah writes:
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In article , SunDancingGuy writes:
Why would a UFO want a pocket detector?

How else it is going to detect pockets?

A µ-band protector detector?
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Hmm, interesting idea. But, mind you, it is a niche application.

Hence the need for pocket protectors to avoid detection and
confiscation.

I think we're getting into an escalation here. May end up with a
Department of Pocket Security. Hmm, Dee-P S. I like the sound of it.

Mati Meron | "When you argue with a fool,
| chances are he is doing just the same"

"SunDancingGuy" wrote in message
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Why would a UFO want a pocket detector?




To find out if it has any pockets?

Maybe its a nerd UFO and wants a pen protector.

Androcles.

Androcles wrote:
"SunDancingGuy" wrote in message
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Why would a UFO want a pocket detector?




To find out if it has any pockets?

Maybe its a nerd UFO and wants a pen protector.

Androcles.



Will this protect my "pocket rocket"?
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Double-A

nightbat wrote

Androcles wrote:

"SunDancingGuy" wrote in message
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Why would a UFO want a pocket detector?

To find out if it has any pockets?

Maybe its a nerd UFO and wants a pen protector.

Androcles.

nightbat

No, no, not you too Officer Androcles, say it isn't so.


the nightbat

nightbat Having a UFO pocket detector in my pocket is just as important
to me,as my Jack Armstrong decoder ring on my little finger. I could
never leave home without them. Bert

nightbat wrote

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:

nightbat Having a UFO pocket detector in my pocket is just as important
to me,as my Jack Armstrong decoder ring on my little finger. I could
never leave home without them. Bert

nightbat

Yes, I hear you Bert, I too always looked forward to seeing the
early first TV shows about Flash Gordon episodes, The Space Ranger, Sky
King and young Penny flying just knocked my socks off, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Be careful with that UFO pocket detector, you never know who or what you
might attract. Darla has indicated there are some negative cosmic races
out there.


the nightbat

Alien Review - A Question For You?


1. Who said, "Humans are a delicacy to my species."

a. Chief Wahbunga of Borneo?

b. Hannibal Lector?

c. The Lion King?

d. Darla?

e. The giant alien holding the book, "How to Serve Mankind"?


3. Who said, "My people were just thinking about "dinner," and your
people were running for their lives."

a. Chief Wallabooboo of the Amazon Basin?

b. Jeffrey Dahmer?

c. Darla?

d. The Donner Party?

e. None of the above?


3. Who said, "And there are very few species that have been able to
escape us."

a. Charlton Heston?

b. The "Body Snatchers"?

c. The Borg?

d. The president of the World Big Game Hunters Association?

e. Darla?


4. Who said, "All that truly matters is mutual gratification, each of
us satisfying the other in some way."

a. Linda Lovelace?

b. Hugh Hefner?

c. Twitty?
d. Bert?

e. Darla?


Grades will be posted!

1) a
2) a
3) a
4) d


Grades will be posted!

How did I do?

Ray Vingnutte wrote:
1) a
2) a
3) a
4) d


Grades will be posted!

How did I do?




Abysmally!

Take a refresher course.

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