Possible Last Words Spoken on the Columbia

Possible Last Words Spoken on the Columbia:

-"Dont be silly. If this was really the ships "Self-Destruct Button",
do you think theyd leave it lying around where anyone could press it?"

-"Hmmm...the sign on the door says, "AIRLOCK". I wonder whats inside."


-"Dont worry. I know what Im doing!"


-"No problem. Thats easy!"


-"Those noises are probably nothing."


-"Ill pull the lever."


-"All clear, guys."


-"Maybe this wasnt such a good idea."


-"Hey, were out! Were safe!"


-"It could be dangerous!"


-"Uh Houston? Hello? Anyone?"


-"Oh that, Ive seen that before..."


-"What do you mean I hear popping?"


-"But the directions SAID to Pull lever THEN flip switch !"


-"Ill try to fix it."


-"Uh, what does explosive decompression mean?"


-"Trust me. I know what Im doing"


-"Can you make out this next message? It looks like someone spilled coffee on the console."


-"Well, at least I tried...?"


-"What could possibly go wrong?"


-"Ill attempt to patch it up."


-"Airbrake? .....But Ive got it extended all the way."


-"I have a very bad feeling about this."


-"There is only one left..."


-"Do something, SCHMUCK !"


- "So... who knows how to drive?"


-"Switch to 2nd system? Okay, what the hell..."


-"Lets see whatll happen when I flip two switches together ?"


-"But this was supposed to be foolproof!"


-"Whats that sound?" POP "Uhh... oh-oh..."


-"Watch this."

In article , George
Orwell wrote:

[attempt at humor snipped]

Don't quit your day job.