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October 2nd 05, 05:17 PM
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Fw: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, September 2005
Art Deco wrote: Forwarded to additional froups: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2005 Usenet Kook awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if: * you are a notorious net.kook * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot * you have officially been declared non-existent Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 12:00 noon GMT on October 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.) Brad Guth Fly Cooter neither of the above Neither. CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.) alt.astronomy saucerheads Fly Cooter Nunya Bidness none of the above Abstain. Because the Vote Wrangler thinks I am a saucerhead. COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.) Don Ocean Fly Cooter NunYa Bidness Tom Bishop, alias Jinn none of the above None. GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.) Sylvia Sullivan No. VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.) nightbat Twonky neither of the above Twonky. BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.) Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd Raymond Ronald Karczewski Sylvia Sullivan none of the above The Revd. BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.) Chris Assaf, alias A Former Atheist Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd NunYa Bidness Warhol none of the above The Revd. BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote yes or no.) Gerald Newton No. UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.) David Tholen No. Anyone with an asteroid named after him should be left alone. TAR & FEATHERS (Vote yes or no.) Fly Cooter No. KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL (Vote yes or no.) Uni No. GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.) Fly Cooter No. PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.) Fly Cooter No. ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.) Gerald Newton No. GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.) Colonel Jake Lightwing, alias his_elect_07 neither of the above Neither. 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.) Dore Williamson Lightwing, alias his_elect_07 neither of the above Neither. JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.) Alan Connor Fly Cooter & Onideus Mad Hatter Moris, alias superglue Uni none of the above None. SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one.) Gerald Newton Vito Kuhn & fam.* neither of the above Neither. TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.) Gerald Newton nightbat Raymond Ronald Karczewski none of the above Gerald Newton. BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.) Chuck Lysaght, trained by K A Cannon Joseph Bartlo, trained by Cujo DeSockpuppet Uni, trained by Aratzio none of the above None. OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.) John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes Robert Wolfe, alias Michael Davis Disorder Sylvia Sullivan Abstain. OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.) Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah Gerald Newton Kenneth R Pangborn Abstain. PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.) Gary L. Burnore & DataBasix Jimmy Snibbler, alias Charles Newton Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot none of the above None. HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.) Archie Leach No. HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.) Art Deco No. Because of his persecution of alt.astronomy. HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.) Bob Officer No. -- Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler "The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with both male and female genitalia." "Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core." -- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004 Double-A 
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#2
October 2nd 05, 05:30 PM
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Double-A wrote:
Art Deco wrote: Forwarded to additional froups: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2005 Usenet Kook awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if: * you are a notorious net.kook * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot * you have officially been declared non-existent Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 12:00 noon GMT on October 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.) Brad Guth Fly Cooter neither of the above Neither. CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.) alt.astronomy saucerheads Fly Cooter Nunya Bidness none of the above Abstain. Because the Vote Wrangler thinks I am a saucerhead. COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.) Don Ocean Fly Cooter NunYa Bidness Tom Bishop, alias Jinn none of the above None. GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.) Sylvia Sullivan No. VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.) nightbat Twonky neither of the above Twonky. BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.) Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd Raymond Ronald Karczewski Sylvia Sullivan none of the above The Revd. BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.) Chris Assaf, alias A Former Atheist Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd NunYa Bidness Warhol none of the above The Revd. BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote yes or no.) Gerald Newton No. UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.) David Tholen No. Anyone with an asteroid named after him should be left alone. TAR & FEATHERS (Vote yes or no.) Fly Cooter No. KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL (Vote yes or no.) Uni No. GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.) Fly Cooter No. PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.) Fly Cooter No. ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.) Gerald Newton No. GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.) Colonel Jake Lightwing, alias his_elect_07 neither of the above Neither. 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.) Dore Williamson Lightwing, alias his_elect_07 neither of the above Neither. JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.) Alan Connor Fly Cooter & Onideus Mad Hatter Moris, alias superglue Uni none of the above None. SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one.) Gerald Newton Vito Kuhn & fam.* neither of the above Neither. TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.) Gerald Newton nightbat Raymond Ronald Karczewski none of the above Gerald Newton. BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.) Chuck Lysaght, trained by K A Cannon Joseph Bartlo, trained by Cujo DeSockpuppet Uni, trained by Aratzio none of the above None. OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.) John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes Robert Wolfe, alias Michael Davis Disorder Sylvia Sullivan Abstain. OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.) Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah Gerald Newton Kenneth R Pangborn Abstain. PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.) Gary L. Burnore & DataBasix Jimmy Snibbler, alias Charles Newton Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot none of the above None. HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.) Archie Leach No. HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.) Art Deco No. Because of his persecution of alt.astronomy. Translation: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY!!" HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.) Bob Officer No. -- Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler "The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with both male and female genitalia." "Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core." -- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004 Double-A -- Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler "The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with both male and female genitalia." "Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core." -- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
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#3
October 2nd 05, 05:59 PM
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Art Deco wrote: Double-A wrote: Art Deco wrote: Forwarded to additional froups: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2005 Usenet Kook awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if: * you are a notorious net.kook * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot * you have officially been declared non-existent Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 12:00 noon GMT on October 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.) Brad Guth Fly Cooter neither of the above Neither. CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.) alt.astronomy saucerheads Fly Cooter Nunya Bidness none of the above Abstain. Because the Vote Wrangler thinks I am a saucerhead. COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.) Don Ocean Fly Cooter NunYa Bidness Tom Bishop, alias Jinn none of the above None. GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.) Sylvia Sullivan No. VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.) nightbat Twonky neither of the above Twonky. BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.) Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd Raymond Ronald Karczewski Sylvia Sullivan none of the above The Revd. BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.) Chris Assaf, alias A Former Atheist Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd NunYa Bidness Warhol none of the above The Revd. BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote yes or no.) Gerald Newton No. UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.) David Tholen No. Anyone with an asteroid named after him should be left alone. TAR & FEATHERS (Vote yes or no.) Fly Cooter No. KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL (Vote yes or no.) Uni No. GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.) Fly Cooter No. PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.) Fly Cooter No. ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.) Gerald Newton No. GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.) Colonel Jake Lightwing, alias his_elect_07 neither of the above Neither. 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.) Dore Williamson Lightwing, alias his_elect_07 neither of the above Neither. JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.) Alan Connor Fly Cooter & Onideus Mad Hatter Moris, alias superglue Uni none of the above None. SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one.) Gerald Newton Vito Kuhn & fam.* neither of the above Neither. TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.) Gerald Newton nightbat Raymond Ronald Karczewski none of the above Gerald Newton. BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.) Chuck Lysaght, trained by K A Cannon Joseph Bartlo, trained by Cujo DeSockpuppet Uni, trained by Aratzio none of the above None. OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.) John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes Robert Wolfe, alias Michael Davis Disorder Sylvia Sullivan Abstain. OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.) Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah Gerald Newton Kenneth R Pangborn Abstain. PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.) Gary L. Burnore & DataBasix Jimmy Snibbler, alias Charles Newton Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot none of the above None. HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.) Archie Leach No. HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.) Art Deco No. Because of his persecution of alt.astronomy. Translation: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY!!" HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.) Bob Officer No. -- Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler "The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with both male and female genitalia." "Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core." -- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004 Double-A -- Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler "The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with both male and female genitalia." "Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core." -- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004 Don't cry, Art. You lost my vote this time, but if you are really, really good, well, next time, who knows? Double-A
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October 2nd 05, 06:31 PM
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Double-A wrote:
Art Deco wrote: Double-A wrote: Art Deco wrote: Forwarded to additional froups: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2005 Usenet Kook awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if: * you are a notorious net.kook * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot * you have officially been declared non-existent Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 12:00 noon GMT on October 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.) Brad Guth Fly Cooter neither of the above Neither. CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.) alt.astronomy saucerheads Fly Cooter Nunya Bidness none of the above Abstain. Because the Vote Wrangler thinks I am a saucerhead. COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.) Don Ocean Fly Cooter NunYa Bidness Tom Bishop, alias Jinn none of the above None. GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.) Sylvia Sullivan No. VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.) nightbat Twonky neither of the above Twonky. BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.) Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd Raymond Ronald Karczewski Sylvia Sullivan none of the above The Revd. BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.) Chris Assaf, alias A Former Atheist Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd NunYa Bidness Warhol none of the above The Revd. BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote yes or no.) Gerald Newton No. UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.) David Tholen No. Anyone with an asteroid named after him should be left alone. TAR & FEATHERS (Vote yes or no.) Fly Cooter No. KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL (Vote yes or no.) Uni No. GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.) Fly Cooter No. PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.) Fly Cooter No. ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.) Gerald Newton No. GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.) Colonel Jake Lightwing, alias his_elect_07 neither of the above Neither. 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.) Dore Williamson Lightwing, alias his_elect_07 neither of the above Neither. JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.) Alan Connor Fly Cooter & Onideus Mad Hatter Moris, alias superglue Uni none of the above None. SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one.) Gerald Newton Vito Kuhn & fam.* neither of the above Neither. TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.) Gerald Newton nightbat Raymond Ronald Karczewski none of the above Gerald Newton. BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.) Chuck Lysaght, trained by K A Cannon Joseph Bartlo, trained by Cujo DeSockpuppet Uni, trained by Aratzio none of the above None. OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.) John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes Robert Wolfe, alias Michael Davis Disorder Sylvia Sullivan Abstain. OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.) Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah Gerald Newton Kenneth R Pangborn Abstain. PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.) Gary L. Burnore & DataBasix Jimmy Snibbler, alias Charles Newton Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot none of the above None. HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.) Archie Leach No. HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.) Art Deco No. Because of his persecution of alt.astronomy. Translation: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY!!" HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.) Bob Officer No. -- Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler "The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with both male and female genitalia." "Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core." -- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004 Double-A -- Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler "The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with both male and female genitalia." "Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core." -- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004 Don't cry, Art. You lost my vote this time, but if you are really, really good, well, next time, who knows? Double-A Did the quotes confuse you, again? [insert next round of off-topic coffee boy lames here] -- Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler "The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with both male and female genitalia." "Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core." -- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
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October 2nd 05, 08:39 PM
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On 2 Oct 2005 08:17:10 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks: UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.) David Tholen No. Anyone with an asteroid named after him should be left alone. However, the asteroid isn't as massive as some of his digests. HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.) Art Deco No. Because of his persecution of alt.astronomy. Pssst. That's (partly) what he was nominated for, idiot. btw, I think Ensign Fr00tbat needs to be rebooted. Please give this matter your urgent attention before Fr00tbat loses an account for spamming. PJR :-) -- alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ: http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
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October 2nd 05, 11:14 PM
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PJR wrote: On 2 Oct 2005 08:17:10 -0700, Double-A wrote in alt.usenet.kooks: UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.) David Tholen No. Anyone with an asteroid named after him should be left alone. However, the asteroid isn't as massive as some of his digests. HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.) Art Deco No. Because of his persecution of alt.astronomy. Pssst. That's (partly) what he was nominated for, idiot. btw, I think Ensign Fr00tbat needs to be rebooted. Please give this matter your urgent attention before Fr00tbat loses an account for spamming. PJR :-) -- alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ: http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/ I don't suppose you guys feel in any way responsible for setting him off? Double-A
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#7
October 3rd 05, 04:59 AM
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Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote: Art Deco wrote: Double-A wrote: Art Deco wrote: Forwarded to additional froups: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2005 Usenet Kook awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if: * you are a notorious net.kook * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot * you have officially been declared non-existent Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 12:00 noon GMT on October 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.) Brad Guth Fly Cooter neither of the above Neither. CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.) alt.astronomy saucerheads Fly Cooter Nunya Bidness none of the above Abstain. Because the Vote Wrangler thinks I am a saucerhead. COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.) Don Ocean Fly Cooter NunYa Bidness Tom Bishop, alias Jinn none of the above None. GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.) Sylvia Sullivan No. VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.) nightbat Twonky neither of the above Twonky. BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.) Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd Raymond Ronald Karczewski Sylvia Sullivan none of the above The Revd. BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.) Chris Assaf, alias A Former Atheist Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd NunYa Bidness Warhol none of the above The Revd. BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote yes or no.) Gerald Newton No. UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.) David Tholen No. Anyone with an asteroid named after him should be left alone. TAR & FEATHERS (Vote yes or no.) Fly Cooter No. KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL (Vote yes or no.) Uni No. GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.) Fly Cooter No. PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.) Fly Cooter No. ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.) Gerald Newton No. GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.) Colonel Jake Lightwing, alias his_elect_07 neither of the above Neither. 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.) Dore Williamson Lightwing, alias his_elect_07 neither of the above Neither. JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.) Alan Connor Fly Cooter & Onideus Mad Hatter Moris, alias superglue Uni none of the above None. SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one.) Gerald Newton Vito Kuhn & fam.* neither of the above Neither. TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.) Gerald Newton nightbat Raymond Ronald Karczewski none of the above Gerald Newton. BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.) Chuck Lysaght, trained by K A Cannon Joseph Bartlo, trained by Cujo DeSockpuppet Uni, trained by Aratzio none of the above None. OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.) John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes Robert Wolfe, alias Michael Davis Disorder Sylvia Sullivan Abstain. OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.) Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah Gerald Newton Kenneth R Pangborn Abstain. PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.) Gary L. Burnore & DataBasix Jimmy Snibbler, alias Charles Newton Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot none of the above None. HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.) Archie Leach No. HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.) Art Deco No. Because of his persecution of alt.astronomy. Translation: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY!!" HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.) Bob Officer No. -- Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler "The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with both male and female genitalia." "Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core." -- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004 Double-A -- Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler "The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with both male and female genitalia." "Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core." -- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004 Don't cry, Art. You lost my vote this time, but if you are really, really good, well, next time, who knows? Double-A Did the quotes confuse you, again? He's a saucerhead, Bruce. They are permanently confused. [insert next round of off-topic coffee boy lames here] [insert next round of off-topic coffee boy lames here] -- Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler "The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with both male and female genitalia." "Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core." -- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
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October 3rd 05, 05:01 AM
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Bruce AKA PJR wrote:
On 2 Oct 2005 08:17:10 -0700, Double-A wrote in alt.usenet.kooks: UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.) David Tholen No. Anyone with an asteroid named after him should be left alone. However, the asteroid isn't as massive as some of his digests. Nothing is as massive as his digests, Bruce. They are the black holes of Usenet. HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.) Art Deco No. Because of his persecution of alt.astronomy. Pssst. That's (partly) what he was nominated for, idiot. FNID, Bruce. btw, I think Ensign Fr00tbat needs to be rebooted. Please give this matter your urgent attention before Fr00tbat loses an account for spamming. Frootbat is as frootbat does, Bruce. PJR :-) -- alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ: http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
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#9
October 3rd 05, 05:19 AM
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Robert Buchanan wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in oups.com: PJR wrote: On 2 Oct 2005 08:17:10 -0700, Double-A wrote in alt.usenet.kooks: UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.) David Tholen No. Anyone with an asteroid named after him should be left alone. However, the asteroid isn't as massive as some of his digests. HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.) Art Deco No. Because of his persecution of alt.astronomy. Pssst. That's (partly) what he was nominated for, idiot. btw, I think Ensign Fr00tbat needs to be rebooted. Please give this matter your urgent attention before Fr00tbat loses an account for spamming. PJR :-) -- alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ: http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/ I don't suppose you guys feel in any way responsible for setting him off? Pfft. No. Tard. Are there still any doubts about why the saucerheads are up for CNotM? -- Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler "The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with both male and female genitalia." "Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core." -- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
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October 3rd 05, 05:47 AM
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"Michael Baldwin Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Bruce AKA PJR wrote: On 2 Oct 2005 08:17:10 -0700, Double-A wrote in alt.usenet.kooks: UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.) David Tholen No. Anyone with an asteroid named after him should be left alone. However, the asteroid isn't as massive as some of his digests. Nothing is as massive as his digests, Bruce. They are the black holes of Usenet. HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.) Art Deco No. Because of his persecution of alt.astronomy. Pssst. That's (partly) what he was nominated for, idiot. FNID, Bruce. PJR is also Jade. btw, I think Ensign Fr00tbat needs to be rebooted. Please give this matter your urgent attention before Fr00tbat loses an account for spamming. Frootbat is as frootbat does, Bruce. PJR :-) -- alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ: http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
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