NOMINATION: Art Deco for Wollmann Rubber Turkey for New Years Day 2007 (was: USZ: The United States of Zionism)

"jitter" wrote in message
...
In article ,
l says...

Not a problem. It can get nominated, seconded and thirded etc. It still
has to be accepted which isn't going to happen unless the parties
involved
can be verified.

More Tinfoil Sombrero kampaigning? Damn, you must REALLY want that big,
shiny hat. It will look good on you while you go down on Deco's pussy.

Sounds like you know all about these GAY Netcabalers.

On Tue, 02 Jan 2007 17:44:00 -0700, jitter sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and
didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
says...
jitter wrote:
says...
"jitter" wrote...
l says...

Not a problem. It can get nominated, seconded and thirded etc. It
still has to be accepted which isn't going to happen unless the
parties
involved
can be verified.

More Tinfoil Sombrero kampaigning? Damn, you must REALLY want that
big, shiny hat. It will look good on you while you go down on
Deco's pussy.

Sounds like you know all about these GAY Netcabalers.

Deco must be quite a hottie, considering how hard Meat Plow has been
trying to protect her.

How sad for you, Bowturd, your kookdance has been reduced to slurping
outhouse john. Maybe you should try the cmsg barrage again.

That's one DEEPSEATED obsession with Bowtie you've got there. Better try
to keep it in check, or Meat Plow might get jealous and slap you around.

Cloo: I ain't him/her/it. Never have been. St00pid.

Not that I expect that cloo to sink into your k00ky solid-steel skull, but
I figure it can't hurt to at least throw it out there for you to froth
over while you await the arrival of your new Rubber Turkey.

You may or may not be the latest iteration of Rasta Khan, but you're
clearly a k00k in sockpuppet mode, or else you wouldn't be out to get
Art, since (if you weren't such a k00k) you'd be a n00b who doesn't know
anyone. So maybe you're Dustbin, or Perkoff, or Altie -- who cares? You
have a tone in common with those four award-winning k00ks (I _think_
Altie has already won one, anyway...), so you're likely one of 'em. OK,
I forgot about the Mop Jockey, but you can't blame me for that -- it
happens all the time.

--
__________________________________________________ ______________________
Hail Eris!
Demon Prince of Absurdity

"And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly
wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept
private." -- Kathy L. Mosesian, or possibly not really her, confesses
she may be a liar and committer of incest with her own son, in MID:
emailer.net

The reporter asked Colin Powell (or George Bush), "What proof do you
have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks

"They thought I was fair game. I was an instrument of purpose to achieve
their desires and not 100 percent real and ALSO that they had me by the
short curlies because I thought that the world revolved around them and
therefore I think that I am fair game and rightly so. If they want to
play dirty, I get to too. It's not a one-way street. I will use the
physcial strength that I have over them, my superior 5'7-3/4" height
advantage, the boxing moves I paid to learn, the suprise of pussyfooting
up to them with their back to me in a public place 18 1/2 years after
the fact and thus not only do will they not know that I am but a pica's
distance away from them, but that I even exist on earth." -- Chris Tsao
is secretly John Wentzky's psychic twin. MID:
.com

Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:

wrote in message
oups.com...

Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
On Tue, 02 Jan 2007 17:44:00 -0700, jitter sat in thee Comfee Chaire,
and
didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
says...
jitter wrote:
says...
"jitter" wrote...
l says...

Not a problem. It can get nominated, seconded and thirded etc.
It
still has to be accepted which isn't going to happen unless
the
parties
involved
can be verified.

More Tinfoil Sombrero kampaigning? Damn, you must REALLY want
that
big, shiny hat. It will look good on you while you go down on
Deco's pussy.

Sounds like you know all about these GAY Netcabalers.

Deco must be quite a hottie, considering how hard Meat Plow has been
trying to protect her.

How sad for you, Bowturd, your kookdance has been reduced to slurping
outhouse john. Maybe you should try the cmsg barrage again.

That's one DEEPSEATED obsession with Bowtie you've got there. Better
try
to keep it in check, or Meat Plow might get jealous and slap you
around.

Cloo: I ain't him/her/it. Never have been. St00pid.

Not that I expect that cloo to sink into your k00ky solid-steel skull,
but
I figure it can't hurt to at least throw it out there for you to froth
over while you await the arrival of your new Rubber Turkey.

You may or may not be the latest iteration of Rasta Khan, but you're
clearly a k00k in sockpuppet mode, or else you wouldn't be out to get
Art, since (if you weren't such a k00k)

as someone who is definitely not out to get anybody, i would like to
invite anybody else to call an insider at nrel.gov and whistleblow on
his using government equipment to browse kook groups and websites.

http://netkooks.org/osterwald

Say, that's a good idea!

H.J.

Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
On Tue, 02 Jan 2007 17:44:00 -0700, jitter sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and
didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
says...
jitter wrote:
says...
"jitter" wrote...
l says...

Not a problem. It can get nominated, seconded and thirded etc. It
still has to be accepted which isn't going to happen unless the
parties
involved
can be verified.

More Tinfoil Sombrero kampaigning? Damn, you must REALLY want that
big, shiny hat. It will look good on you while you go down on
Deco's pussy.

Sounds like you know all about these GAY Netcabalers.

Deco must be quite a hottie, considering how hard Meat Plow has been
trying to protect her.

How sad for you, Bowturd, your kookdance has been reduced to slurping
outhouse john. Maybe you should try the cmsg barrage again.

That's one DEEPSEATED obsession with Bowtie you've got there. Better try
to keep it in check, or Meat Plow might get jealous and slap you around.

Cloo: I ain't him/her/it. Never have been. St00pid.

Not that I expect that cloo to sink into your k00ky solid-steel skull, but
I figure it can't hurt to at least throw it out there for you to froth
over while you await the arrival of your new Rubber Turkey.

You may or may not be the latest iteration of Rasta Khan, but you're
clearly a k00k in sockpuppet mode, or else you wouldn't be out to get
Art, since (if you weren't such a k00k)

as someone who is definitely not out to get anybody, i would like to
invite anybody else to call an insider at nrel.gov and whistleblow on
his using government equipment to browse kook groups and websites.

http://netkooks.org/osterwald

you'd be a n00b who doesn't know
anyone. So maybe you're Dustbin, or Perkoff, or Altie -- who cares? You
have a tone in common with those four award-winning k00ks (I _think_
Altie has already won one, anyway...), so you're likely one of 'em. OK,
I forgot about the Mop Jockey,

...cept just then, ya tosser.

but you can't blame me for that -- it
happens all the time.

cept just then... your definition of "all the time" is quite an
underestimate.

HTH


--
__________________________________________________ ______________________
Hail Eris!
Demon Prince of Absurdity

"And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly
wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept
private." -- Kathy L. Mosesian, or possibly not really her, confesses
she may be a liar and committer of incest with her own son, in MID:
emailer.net

The reporter asked Colin Powell (or George Bush), "What proof do you
have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks

"They thought I was fair game. I was an instrument of purpose to achieve
their desires and not 100 percent real and ALSO that they had me by the
short curlies because I thought that the world revolved around them and
therefore I think that I am fair game and rightly so. If they want to
play dirty, I get to too. It's not a one-way street. I will use the
physcial strength that I have over them, my superior 5'7-3/4" height
advantage, the boxing moves I paid to learn, the suprise of pussyfooting
up to them with their back to me in a public place 18 1/2 years after
the fact and thus not only do will they not know that I am but a pica's
distance away from them, but that I even exist on earth." -- Chris Tsao
is secretly John Wentzky's psychic twin. MID:
.com

Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:

Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
On Tue, 02 Jan 2007 17:44:00 -0700, jitter sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and
didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
says...
jitter wrote:
says...
"jitter" wrote...
l says...

Not a problem. It can get nominated, seconded and thirded etc. It
still has to be accepted which isn't going to happen unless the
parties
involved
can be verified.

More Tinfoil Sombrero kampaigning? Damn, you must REALLY want that
big, shiny hat. It will look good on you while you go down on
Deco's pussy.

Sounds like you know all about these GAY Netcabalers.

Deco must be quite a hottie, considering how hard Meat Plow has been
trying to protect her.

How sad for you, Bowturd, your kookdance has been reduced to slurping
outhouse john. Maybe you should try the cmsg barrage again.

That's one DEEPSEATED obsession with Bowtie you've got there. Better try
to keep it in check, or Meat Plow might get jealous and slap you around.

Cloo: I ain't him/her/it. Never have been. St00pid.

Not that I expect that cloo to sink into your k00ky solid-steel skull, but
I figure it can't hurt to at least throw it out there for you to froth
over while you await the arrival of your new Rubber Turkey.

You may or may not be the latest iteration of Rasta Khan, but you're
clearly a k00k in sockpuppet mode, or else you wouldn't be out to get
Art, since (if you weren't such a k00k)

as someone who is definitely not out to get anybody, i would like to
invite anybody else to call an insider at nrel.gov and whistleblow on
his using government equipment to browse kook groups and websites.

http://netkooks.org/osterwald

you'd be a n00b who doesn't know
anyone. So maybe you're Dustbin, or Perkoff, or Altie -- who cares? You
have a tone in common with those four award-winning k00ks (I _think_
Altie has already won one, anyway...), so you're likely one of 'em. OK,
I forgot about the Mop Jockey,

...cept just then, ya tosser.

but you can't blame me for that -- it
happens all the time.

cept just then... your definition of "all the time" is quite an
underestimate.

HTH


--
__________________________________________________ ______________________
Hail Eris!
Demon Prince of Absurdity

"And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly
wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept
private." -- Kathy L. Mosesian, or possibly not really her, confesses
she may be a liar and committer of incest with her own son, in MID:
emailer.net

The reporter asked Colin Powell (or George Bush), "What proof do you
have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks

"They thought I was fair game. I was an instrument of purpose to achieve
their desires and not 100 percent real and ALSO that they had me by the
short curlies because I thought that the world revolved around them and
therefore I think that I am fair game and rightly so. If they want to
play dirty, I get to too. It's not a one-way street. I will use the
physcial strength that I have over them, my superior 5'7-3/4" height
advantage, the boxing moves I paid to learn, the suprise of pussyfooting
up to them with their back to me in a public place 18 1/2 years after
the fact and thus not only do will they not know that I am but a pica's
distance away from them, but that I even exist on earth." -- Chris Tsao
is secretly John Wentzky's psychic twin. MID:
.com

Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:

On Thu, 04 Jan 2007 14:55:19 -0800, rob.wolfe did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
On Tue, 02 Jan 2007 17:44:00 -0700, jitter sat in thee Comfee Chaire,
and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
says...
jitter wrote:
says...
"jitter" wrote...
l says...

Not a problem. It can get nominated, seconded and thirded etc.
It still has to be accepted which isn't going to happen unless
the parties
involved
can be verified.

More Tinfoil Sombrero kampaigning? Damn, you must REALLY want
that big, shiny hat. It will look good on you while you go down
on Deco's pussy.

Sounds like you know all about these GAY Netcabalers.

Deco must be quite a hottie, considering how hard Meat Plow has been
trying to protect her.

How sad for you, Bowturd, your kookdance has been reduced to slurping
outhouse john. Maybe you should try the cmsg barrage again.

That's one DEEPSEATED obsession with Bowtie you've got there. Better
try to keep it in check, or Meat Plow might get jealous and slap you
around.

Cloo: I ain't him/her/it. Never have been. St00pid.

Not that I expect that cloo to sink into your k00ky solid-steel skull,
but I figure it can't hurt to at least throw it out there for you to
froth over while you await the arrival of your new Rubber Turkey.

You may or may not be the latest iteration of Rasta Khan, but you're
clearly a k00k in sockpuppet mode, or else you wouldn't be out to get
Art, since (if you weren't such a k00k)

as someone who is definitely not out to get anybody, i would like to
invite anybody else to call an insider at nrel.gov and whistleblow on his
using government equipment to browse kook groups and websites.

http://netkooks.org/osterwald

you'd be a n00b who doesn't know
anyone. So maybe you're Dustbin, or Perkoff, or Altie -- who cares? You
have a tone in common with those four award-winning k00ks (I _think_
Altie has already won one, anyway...), so you're likely one of 'em. OK,
I forgot about the Mop Jockey,

..cept just then, ya tosser.

but you can't blame me for that -- it happens all the time.

cept just then... your definition of "all the time" is quite an
underestimate.

HTH

Have you just decided you want another owner, or something?

--
__________________________________________________ ______________________
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thousands as "just a comma" in world history.

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notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr

The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
On Thu, 04 Jan 2007 14:55:19 -0800, rob.wolfe did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
On Tue, 02 Jan 2007 17:44:00 -0700, jitter sat in thee Comfee Chaire,
and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
says...
jitter wrote:
says...
"jitter" wrote...
l says...

Not a problem. It can get nominated, seconded and thirded etc.
It still has to be accepted which isn't going to happen unless
the parties
involved
can be verified.

More Tinfoil Sombrero kampaigning? Damn, you must REALLY want
that big, shiny hat. It will look good on you while you go down
on Deco's pussy.

Sounds like you know all about these GAY Netcabalers.

Deco must be quite a hottie, considering how hard Meat Plow has been
trying to protect her.

How sad for you, Bowturd, your kookdance has been reduced to slurping
outhouse john. Maybe you should try the cmsg barrage again.

That's one DEEPSEATED obsession with Bowtie you've got there. Better
try to keep it in check, or Meat Plow might get jealous and slap you
around.

Cloo: I ain't him/her/it. Never have been. St00pid.

Not that I expect that cloo to sink into your k00ky solid-steel skull,
but I figure it can't hurt to at least throw it out there for you to
froth over while you await the arrival of your new Rubber Turkey.

You may or may not be the latest iteration of Rasta Khan, but you're
clearly a k00k in sockpuppet mode, or else you wouldn't be out to get
Art, since (if you weren't such a k00k)

as someone who is definitely not out to get anybody, i would like to
invite anybody else to call an insider at nrel.gov and whistleblow on his
using government equipment to browse kook groups and websites.

http://netkooks.org/osterwald

you'd be a n00b who doesn't know
anyone. So maybe you're Dustbin, or Perkoff, or Altie -- who cares? You
have a tone in common with those four award-winning k00ks (I _think_
Altie has already won one, anyway...), so you're likely one of 'em. OK,
I forgot about the Mop Jockey,

..cept just then, ya tosser.

but you can't blame me for that -- it happens all the time.

cept just then... your definition of "all the time" is quite an
underestimate.

HTH

Have you just decided you want another owner, or something?

Who?

wrote in
oups.com:

as someone who is definitely not out to get anybody,

Yeah, right, Roberta.

i would like to
invite anybody else to call an insider at nrel.gov and whistleblow on
his using government equipment to browse kook groups and websites.

http://netkooks.org/osterwald

Well, Unixd0rk, you just made yourself eligible for more nominations.
While you didn't include alt.fan.art-bell (AFA-B) in the groups line for
this particular post, this thread did start out there before someone
capriciously changed the groups line to replace AFA-B with
sci.med.cardiology (this has been corrected) and you have posted in
AFA-B since the last election. It turns out that AFA-B has an award for
frivolous and malicious netKKKopping, the Tinfoil Star. Since the above
certainly is an example of the behavior recognized by this award, I'm
nominating you for it.

Seconds?

Also, the above constitutes a cowardly act. Since the reigning Coward
of the Month looks like he's going to win three in a row and not be
eligible for nine more months, it looks like AUK will need to recognize
someone else showing their yellow belly to USENET. Therefore, I'm going
to nominate you for Coward of the Month for January 2007.

Seconds?

Enjoy your newfound notoriety, Roberta!
--
Pinku-Sensei
The "Mr. Personality" of AUK

Pinku-Sensei , the pasty-faced sheriff,
boiled:
wrote in
oups.com:

as someone who is definitely not out to get anybody,

Yeah, right, Roberta.

i would like to
invite anybody else to call an insider at nrel.gov and whistleblow on
his using government equipment to browse kook groups and websites.

http://netkooks.org/osterwald

Well, Unixd0rk, you just made yourself eligible for more nominations.
While you didn't include alt.fan.art-bell (AFA-B) in the groups line
for this particular post, this thread did start out there before
someone capriciously changed the groups line to replace AFA-B with
sci.med.cardiology (this has been corrected) and you have posted in
AFA-B since the last election. It turns out that AFA-B has an award
for frivolous and malicious netKKKopping, the Tinfoil Star. Since
the above certainly is an example of the behavior recognized by this
award, I'm nominating you for it.

Seconds?

Also, the above constitutes a cowardly act. Since the reigning Coward
of the Month looks like he's going to win three in a row and not be
eligible for nine more months, it looks like AUK will need to
recognize someone else showing their yellow belly to USENET.
Therefore, I'm going to nominate you for Coward of the Month for
January 2007.

Seconds?

Aye! Seconded.

Enjoy your newfound notoriety, Roberta!


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September 2005 and April 2006

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maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

"remember that th [sic] head toecutter has quarter million confirmed
kadaitcha man kills ok" - the land surfer

****witted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."

Kadaitcha Man in reply to ****witted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."

Thou patchery. Thy complextion is perfect gallows.

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Pinku-Sensei , the pasty-faced sheriff,
boiled:
wrote in
oups.com:

as someone who is definitely not out to get anybody,

Yeah, right, Roberta.

i would like to
invite anybody else to call an insider at nrel.gov and whistleblow on
his using government equipment to browse kook groups and websites.

http://netkooks.org/osterwald

Well, Unixd0rk, you just made yourself eligible for more nominations.
While you didn't include alt.fan.art-bell (AFA-B) in the groups line
for this particular post, this thread did start out there before
someone capriciously changed the groups line to replace AFA-B with
sci.med.cardiology (this has been corrected) and you have posted in
AFA-B since the last election. It turns out that AFA-B has an award
for frivolous and malicious netKKKopping, the Tinfoil Star. Since
the above certainly is an example of the behavior recognized by this
award, I'm nominating you for it.

Seconds?

Also, the above constitutes a cowardly act. Since the reigning Coward
of the Month looks like he's going to win three in a row and not be
eligible for nine more months, it looks like AUK will need to
recognize someone else showing their yellow belly to USENET.
Therefore, I'm going to nominate you for Coward of the Month for
January 2007.

Seconds?

Aye! Seconded.

Enjoy your newfound notoriety, Roberta!


--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

"remember that th [sic] head toecutter has quarter million confirmed
kadaitcha man kills ok" - the land surfer

****witted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."

Kadaitcha Man in reply to ****witted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."

Thou patchery. Thy complextion is perfect gallows.


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