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Old April 29th 12, 05:04 PM posted to sci.astro.amateur,sci.math,alt.usage.english,alt.fan.howard-stern,alt.marketing.online.ebay
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http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/216473-header.jpg

Ed Conrad is pestered by his legion of fans as
he signs autographs at Walmart this morning

===============

Today is NOT an international Day of Joy but it damn well should be.

Today -- April 29 -- is the birthday of Ed Conrad who ranks right up
there with Galileo and Copernicus as the greatest scientists in the
history of History.

Actually, Ed is ranked a wee bit higher than the other two.

Professor Conrad, you see, has provided us with the truth about our
origin and ancestry -- that we AREN'T descendants of prehistoric
lemurs or monkeys because, hell, it is now proven fact that our
ancestors inhabited the earth long before those creatures were even a
glint in the Creator's eye.

Please rip up this picture -- of what you thought were your most
remote ancestors -- from your genealogy photo album and promptly
flush
it down your commode.

http://www.aspencountry.com/assets/p...4999/34513.jpg

These chimpanzees certainly can't be your ancestors if the following
fossils -- all petrified -- were discovered between 280-million-year-
old coal veins -- which they we

PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, EVEN SOFT
ORGANS FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS

"THE WORLD'S OLDEST HUMAN SKULL"

-- Wilton M. Krogman was the world-famous physical anthropologist and
human anatomist who wrote the book, "The Human Skeleton in Forensic
Medicine"

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skully.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cm...es/catcalv.jpg

=============

A HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN BOULDER

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skulla.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg

==============

HUMAN FINGERS (with fingernails) . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg

A FEMUR . . . (Still embedded in shale)

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg

Ed Conrad poses at a site where he is seen digging for coal-age human
fossils -- in the dead of winter.

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...nradshovel.jpg

MORE WHERE THEY CAME FROM

A TIBIA . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg

A FRONTAL MANDIBLE . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanJaw3.jpg

A SIDE MANDIBLE . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdea...ata/conrad.jpg

GALL BLADDER . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/GallBladder1.jpg

A HUMAN BRAIN (Only one hemisphere, unfortunately) . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg

A PETRIFIED PENIS . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg

THE OLDEST MAN-MADE TOOL

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg

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A PETRIFIED BONE EMBEDDED IN SLATE

http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/InSlate11.jpg

TWO PETRIFIED FETUSES (One has turned to coal) . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg

A CANINE TOOTH OF A LARGE ANIMAL

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cm...les/1tooth.jpg

"MR. LONG-EARS" EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER

http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg

============================

JUST SOME OF THE PHYSICAL EVIDENCE

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg

THE PSEUDOS SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT
SOMEDAY THEIR **** WOULD HIT THE FAN

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/in.../quotesnew.gif

http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/hooton.gif

WHEN ONE PHOTO IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg

==============

MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.f...2305f02e955b66

===================

Ed Conrad . . . who also gave us

PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH

http://www.edconrad.org

================

Major Religions of the World
Ranked by Number of Adherents

Christianity: 2.1 billion
Islam: 1.5 billion
Secular/Nonreligious/Agnostic/Atheist: 1.1 billion
Hinduism: 900 million
Chinese traditional religion: 394 million
Buddhism: 376 million
Primal-indigenous: 300 million
African Traditional & Diasporic: 100 million
Sikhism: 23 million
Juche: 19 million
Spiritism: 15 million
Judaism: 14 million
Baha'i: 7 million
Jainism: 4.2 million
Shinto: 4 million
Cao Dai: 4 million
Zoroastrianism: 2.6 million
Tenrikyo: 2 million
Neo-Paganism: 1 million
Unitarian-Universalism: 800 thousand
Rastafarianism: 600 thousand
Scientology: 500 thousand

ATHEIST ORGANIZATIONS
American Atheists
Atheist Alliance
The Secular Web
Positive Atheism
Atheists United
M.A.A.F (Military Association of Atheists)
Secular Coalition
Secular Humanism Organization
Atheists Anonymous
About Atheism
Campus Freethought
The Net Atheists
Atheist Activism
Atheist Outreach
God is a Myth
No Beliefs Freethinkers
Atheist.com
Detox Webzine
Invisible Pink Unicorn
Strong Atheism
Atheists.com
Losing My Religion
Atheist Empire
The War on Faith

LONDON DAILY NEWSPAPERS
Daily Express
Daily Mirror
Daily Telegraph
Evening Standard
Guardian Unlimited
Independent
Jewish Chronicle
Latin American Newsletters
Morning Star
Sun
Times of London

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Old April 29th 12, 06:24 PM posted to sci.astro.amateur,sci.math,alt.usage.english,alt.fan.howard-stern,alt.marketing.online.ebay
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Old April 29th 12, 07:33 PM posted to sci.astro.amateur,sci.math,alt.marketing.online.ebay
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On 4/29/2012 1:24 PM, RichA wrote:
General IP Information
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Decimal: 1162360226
Hostname: wlbr-69-72-53-162.dynamic-dialup.coretel.net
ISP: Coretel America
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City: Frackville
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WTF? Why post this crap? Clearly you have no idea what to do with this
information, and posting it here is meaningless.

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Old April 30th 12, 04:11 AM posted to sci.astro.amateur,sci.math,alt.marketing.online.ebay
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Default ED CONRAD IS EVERYBODY'S HERO . . .

On Apr 29, 1:33*pm, PeterD wrote:
On 4/29/2012 1:24 PM, RichA wrote:





* General IP Information
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Decimal: * 1162360226
Hostname: *wlbr-69-72-53-162.dynamic-dialup.coretel.net
ISP: * * * Coretel America
Organization: * * *Coretel America
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City: * * *Frackville
Latitude: *40.7852
Longitude: -76.223
Area Code: 570


WTF? Why post this crap? Clearly you have no idea what to do with this
information, and posting it here is meaningless.


Why does a dog lick its nuts?

Because he can.

He has free will.
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Old May 2nd 12, 12:15 AM posted to sci.astro.amateur,sci.math,alt.marketing.online.ebay
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Default ED CONRAD IS EVERYBODY'S HERO . . .

In article 76a38efa-9a85-4899-b644-905e0cabef83
@h12g2000yqi.googlegroups.com, says...
Ridding
the world of Americans would cure global warming,


Check again. The US is not the largest emitter of greenhouse gases.


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Old May 2nd 12, 02:34 AM posted to sci.astro.amateur,sci.math,alt.marketing.online.ebay
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Default ED CONRAD IS EVERYBODY'S HERO . . .

On Apr 30, 6:47*am, Evan Platt
wrote:
On Sun, 29 Apr 2012 14:33:37 -0400, PeterD wrote:
On 4/29/2012 1:24 PM, RichA wrote:
* General IP Information
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Decimal: * * * 1162360226
Hostname: * * *wlbr-69-72-53-162.dynamic-dialup.coretel.net
ISP: * Coretel America
Organization: *Coretel America
Services: * * *None detected
Type: *Dial-up
Assignment: * *Dynamic IP
Blacklist:
Geolocation Information
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State/Region: *Pennsylvania
City: *Frackville
Latitude: * * *40.7852
Longitude: * * -76.223
Area Code: * * 570


WTF? Why post this crap? Clearly you have no idea what to do with this
information, and posting it here is meaningless.


My guess is Rich is suggesting people complain to coretel.net. I've
been reporting Conrad's spam to them for years, they dont' give a
****.
--
To reply via e-mail, remove The Obvious and .invalid from my e-mail address.


Perhaps because Ed Conrad isn't spam by any definition you'd care to
argue.

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Old May 2nd 12, 04:36 AM posted to sci.astro.amateur,sci.math,alt.marketing.online.ebay
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Default ED CONRAD IS EVERYBODY'S HERO . . .

On May 2, 2:15*am, "J. Clarke" wrote:
In article 76a38efa-9a85-4899-b644-905e0cabef83
@h12g2000yqi.googlegroups.com, says...

Ridding
the world of Americans would cure global warming,


Check again. *The US is not the largest emitter of greenhouse gases.



Who cares? It was up until 2006 and now China is, but without USA
China's economy would go kapput and then they would also stop
producing, or almost, greenhouse gases.

Thus, USA's disappearance would be pretty positive for the Earth and
for us all...something that, of course, could be said practically of
any other country, for this or that reason.

Tonio
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Old May 2nd 12, 12:41 PM posted to sci.astro.amateur,sci.math,alt.marketing.online.ebay
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On 5/1/2012 9:34 PM, Brad Guth wrote:
Perhaps because Ed Conrad isn't spam by any definition you'd care to
argue.


Yep, most don't understand the difference between a spammer and a
troller! Ed trolls, just so that people like us will respond and tell
him to shut up. That is his high, his life, his avocation, his existence.

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Old May 2nd 12, 02:13 PM posted to sci.astro.amateur,sci.math,alt.marketing.online.ebay
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On May 2, 5:36*am, Tonico wrote:

Who cares? It was up until 2006 and now China is, but without USA
China's economy would go kapput and then they would also stop
producing, or almost, greenhouse gases.

Thus, USA's disappearance would be pretty positive for the Earth and
for us all...something that, of course, could be said practically of
any other country, for this or that reason.


Indeed. Just because the US exported its manufacturing base to China
does not remove America's total responsibility for its proxy pollution
and slave labour conditions in China. See the ongoing debate about
Apple's i-Slave factories. "Lean" i-Jobs-worth died of shame. While he
was busy patenting rounded, plastic corners and i-Sheep shearing, real
Chinese people were, and probably still are, suffering at the hands of
Apple's bully-boy, overseas employees. So much easy profit. So little
humanity. Anybody would think Apple were signed up members of the
Chinese Corruption Dictatorship.
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Old May 6th 12, 03:39 AM posted to sci.astro.amateur,sci.math,alt.marketing.online.ebay
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In article ,
Evan Platt wrote:

On Wed, 02 May 2012 07:41:06 -0400, PeterD wrote:

On 5/1/2012 9:34 PM, Brad Guth wrote:
Perhaps because Ed Conrad isn't spam by any definition you'd care to
argue.


Yep, most don't understand the difference between a spammer and a
troller! Ed trolls, just so that people like us will respond and tell
him to shut up. That is his high, his life, his avocation, his existence.


I consider off topic crap spam. Maybe it's just me....


I'd say that's a necessary condition, but insufficient: to me spam _per
se_ is also posted widely, repeatedly, and indiscriminately -- by which
criteria the subject certainly qualifies.

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