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Old July 29th 15, 01:09 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Hägar
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So, I was walking through the mall in San Francisco
and I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store."
I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim
bookstore, so I went in.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk
stopped me and asked if he could help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele,
so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald
Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy
regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

The clerk said, "**** off, get out and stay out!"

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in
paperback?"

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Old July 29th 15, 02:47 AM posted to alt.astronomy
palsing[_2_]
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On Tuesday, July 28, 2015 at 5:09:11 PM UTC-7, Hägar wrote:
So, I was walking through the mall in San Francisco
and I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store."
I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim
bookstore, so I went in.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk
stopped me and asked if he could help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele,
so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald
Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy
regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

The clerk said, "**** off, get out and stay out!"

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in
paperback?"


HA!
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Old July 29th 15, 12:06 PM posted to alt.astronomy
NotTroll2Ol5
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Default The Muslim Book Store ...



"Hägar" wrote in message ...

So, I was walking through the mall in San Francisco
and I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store."
I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim
bookstore, so I went in.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk
stopped me and asked if he could help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele,
so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald
Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy
regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

The clerk said, "**** off, get out and stay out!"

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in
paperback?"

**********************
Hagar would have us believe that he's been to San Francisco and spent time
in a book store. (Other than to run in to pick up his copy of Trailer Trash
Times).

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Old July 29th 15, 01:37 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Bast[_2_]
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Default The Muslim Book Store ...



NotTroll2Ol5 wrote:
"Hägar" wrote in message
...
So, I was walking through the mall in San Francisco
and I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store."
I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim
bookstore, so I went in.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk
stopped me and asked if he could help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele,
so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald
Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy
regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

The clerk said, "**** off, get out and stay out!"

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in
paperback?"

**********************
Hagar would have us believe that he's been to San Francisco and spent
time in a book store. (Other than to run in to pick up his copy of
Trailer Trash Times).






As much as I hate to give hagar credit for anythng, even plagerizing.
That IS funny.


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Old July 29th 15, 02:56 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Hägar
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Default The Muslim Book Store ...

"Bast" wrote in message ...



NotTroll2Ol5 wrote:
"Hägar" wrote in message
...
So, I was walking through the mall in San Francisco
and I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store."
I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim
bookstore, so I went in.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk
stopped me and asked if he could help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele,
so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald
Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy
regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

The clerk said, "**** off, get out and stay out!"

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in
paperback?"

**********************
Hagar would have us believe that he's been to San Francisco and spent
time in a book store. (Other than to run in to pick up his copy of
Trailer Trash Times).




As much as I hate to give hagar credit for anythng, even plagerizing.
That IS funny.


*** Obviously the noTroll didn't get it, Bastie ....
mayhaps you can 'splain it to him ...
he be 'tarded, you know ... inbreeding and all ...


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Old August 1st 15, 12:50 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_4_]
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Default The Muslim Book Store ...

On Tuesday, July 28, 2015 at 5:09:11 PM UTC-7, Hägar wrote:
So, I was walking through the mall in San Francisco
and I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store."
I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim
bookstore, so I went in.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk
stopped me and asked if he could help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele,
so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald
Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy
regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

The clerk said, "**** off, get out and stay out!"

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in
paperback?"



What? You couldn't find a burka for Dolly?

Double-A

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Old August 1st 15, 04:38 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Hägar
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Default The Muslim Book Store ...



"Double-A" wrote in message
...

On Tuesday, July 28, 2015 at 5:09:11 PM UTC-7, Hägar wrote:
So, I was walking through the mall in San Francisco
and I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store."
I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim
bookstore, so I went in.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk
stopped me and asked if he could help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele,
so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald
Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy
regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

The clerk said, "**** off, get out and stay out!"

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in
paperback?"



What? You couldn't find a burka for Dolly?

Double-A



*** Just in case you missed it ... Dolly went to meet her maker ...
alas, I forgot the scientist's name ...
Carry on dumpster diving, you loser.

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Old August 1st 15, 06:41 PM posted to alt.astronomy
NotTroll2Ol5
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Default The Muslim Book Store ...



"Hägar" wrote in message
.. .



"Double-A" wrote in message
...

On Tuesday, July 28, 2015 at 5:09:11 PM UTC-7, Hägar wrote:
So, I was walking through the mall in San Francisco
and I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store."
I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim
bookstore, so I went in.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk
stopped me and asked if he could help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele,
so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald
Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy
regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

The clerk said, "**** off, get out and stay out!"

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in
paperback?"



What? You couldn't find a burka for Dolly?

Double-A



*** Just in case you missed it ... Dolly went to meet her maker ...
alas, I forgot the scientist's name ...
Carry on dumpster diving, you loser.

*******************
Dolly is still with us. Hags is just trying to distance himself so that
newbies herein don't know he's a ewe ****er. Here on the Hagar page, Dolly
is between Hags sister and sister-in-law.
http://webpages.charter.net/notroll2015/


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Old August 1st 15, 09:34 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Hägar
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Default The Muslim Book Store ...



"NotTroll2Ol5" wrote in message
...



"Hägar" wrote in message
.. .



"Double-A" wrote in message
...

On Tuesday, July 28, 2015 at 5:09:11 PM UTC-7, Hägar wrote:
So, I was walking through the mall in San Francisco
and I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store."
I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim
bookstore, so I went in.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk
stopped me and asked if he could help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele,
so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald
Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy
regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

The clerk said, "**** off, get out and stay out!"

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in
paperback?"



What? You couldn't find a burka for Dolly?

Double-A



*** Just in case you missed it ... Dolly went to meet her maker ...
alas, I forgot the scientist's name ...
Carry on dumpster diving, you loser.

*******************
Dolly is still with us. Hags is just trying to distance himself so
that
newbies herein don't know he's a ewe ****er. Here on the Hagar page,
Dolly
is between Hags sister and sister-in-law.
http://webpages.charter.net/notroll2015/


*** What can I say, Trollster ... you're clueless, as usual.
Read it and weep:

http://www.animalresearch.info/en/me...lly-the-sheep/

At least you managed to sire some offspring ... I really pity them ...
the good looks of Dolly but your malfunctioning brain.
No need to thank me, dribble-dick ... it's help your
"Mentally Handicapped Ozarkian" week ... yer welcome.

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Old August 1st 15, 11:29 PM posted to alt.astronomy
NotTroll2Ol5
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Default The Muslim Book Store ...



"Hägar" wrote in message
...



"NotTroll2Ol5" wrote in message
...



"Hägar" wrote in message
.. .



"Double-A" wrote in message
...

On Tuesday, July 28, 2015 at 5:09:11 PM UTC-7, Hägar wrote:
So, I was walking through the mall in San Francisco
and I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store."
I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim
bookstore, so I went in.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk
stopped me and asked if he could help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele,
so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald
Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy
regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

The clerk said, "**** off, get out and stay out!"

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in
paperback?"



What? You couldn't find a burka for Dolly?

Double-A



*** Just in case you missed it ... Dolly went to meet her maker ...
alas, I forgot the scientist's name ...
Carry on dumpster diving, you loser.

*******************
Dolly is still with us. Hags is just trying to distance himself so
that
newbies herein don't know he's a ewe ****er. Here on the Hagar page,
Dolly
is between Hags sister and sister-in-law.
http://webpages.charter.net/notroll2015/


*** What can I say, Trollster ... you're clueless, as usual.
Read it and weep:

http://www.animalresearch.info/en/me...lly-the-sheep/

At least you managed to sire some offspring ... I really pity them ...
the good looks of Dolly but your malfunctioning brain.
No need to thank me, dribble-dick ... it's help your
"Mentally Handicapped Ozarkian" week ... yer welcome.

***********************
You're the one from southeast Missoura, you short bus riding trailer
dweller.

 




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