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Old February 11th 06, 04:20 AM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.pizza.delivery.drivers,alt.fan.art-bell
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Kali wrote:

In article , posted Fri,
10 Feb 2006 19:43:29 -0700, Art Deco says...

Kali wrote:

In article e78Hf.371626$qk4.243600@bgtnsc05-
news.ops.worldnet.att.net, posted Fri, 10 Feb 2006 22:06:03
GMT, Lomie says...


[...]

Kiyo does get a little flustered by some of the modern

Talking about sockpuppet in the third person.

Oooo, SEE?
YOU have sockpuppet delusions, Too, PKB Master!

No delusion on Mr. Deco's part. We have:

,
Kiyo


And now we have:

,
Lomie


Plus these (note the froggery):

Message-ID:
"Silouen"

Message-ID:
"Dr. Why"

Message-ID:
"Darla"

Message-ID:
"Art D-D-Deco"


Imitation *is* flattery, of course.


tips sombrero

Message-ID:
"Andromedan"

Message-ID:
"Yubiwan"

Message-ID:
"Pros Pere"

Message-ID:
"Skyward"

Message-ID:

"Dr. Yubiwan"


That's an impressive list of Darlas.


[...]

See how many you matched:

http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm

My! oh my, now That's gotta be one of the most Objective websites I've Ever
Seen!

Objective for what?

Strong evidence to show that Justice is not only blind, it's also deaf,
odorless, touchless and tasteless.

Justice for what?


Fake aliens?


Fifty-three year old, pregnant with triplets, fake aliens?


With relatives "millions" of years old?

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ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
ah wrote:

mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges wrote:
In article ,
ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Charles D. Bohne wrote:

On Wed, 08 Feb 2006 06:50:11 GMT, "GOD"
wrote:

Buddha made me do it.G

Kiyo

Stop joking .. and COME!
C.

Take this to email, please.

Take this to email, please.

take this to shemail please

take this to gmail, please

take this to snailmail, please

take this to qmail, please


take this to fanmail, please


take this to sendmail, please


take this to procmail, please

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Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

"Have patience. First I shall deal with the State of Oregon
and County of Josephine, Then the AFAB, government/media
disinformation Agents with whom you conspire to libel me and my
family. Your time will come."
-- Raymond Ronald Karczewski©, usenet "christ"

"Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, and rather ironic, coming from
someone who obviously has no understanding of what a signature is. Tell me,
Haslam, do you sign your checks as 'Can't you show a little restraint?'"
-- David Tholen, Clueless Newbie of the Month, February 2003
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Art Deco wrote:
ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
ah wrote:

mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges wrote:
In article ,
ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Charles D. Bohne wrote:

On Wed, 08 Feb 2006 06:50:11 GMT, "GOD"
wrote:

Buddha made me do it.G

Kiyo

Stop joking .. and COME!
C.

Take this to email, please.

Take this to email, please.

take this to shemail please

take this to gmail, please

take this to snailmail, please


take this to qmail, please


take this to fanmail, please


take this to sendmail, please
--
ah
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Kali wrote:

In article sudHf.11919$id5.6358@bgtnsc04-
news.ops.worldnet.att.net, posted Sat, 11 Feb 2006 04:12:08
GMT, Lomie says...

"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
. ..
On Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:08:23 GMT, "Lomie"
wrote:

Hello Charles and Heather!

Kiyo was born in Okinawa, Japan, on November 22, 1921.
We rescued her on Dec. 7, 1941, just a few days following her 20th

birthday.
Her plane had been shot down by a new American battleship weapon.
We wanted to study the damage, so we rescued the plane.
We had to reassemble Kiyo and revive her.
She came through it rather nicely, I think.

While her calendar age is almost 85 years, her mental age is nearly 200
years, and her physical age is presently about 53 years.
She chose not to age her body there for awhile, and then after reading

about
the sean aging rituals, she asked to participate.
Darla, thinking it was just a little bit unusual, okayed it anyways.
Not long after this, Kiyo became the H H I C of our crew.
Then she and Ollie became a "thing", and now she's pregnant with triplets
(girls girls girls hee hee ).

Despite her hefty IQ, Kiyo does get a little flustered by some of the

modern
methods humans have devised to deal with their tremendous levels of fear,


Like making up stories about aliens and referring to herself in
the third person?

such as in the coffeeboi posts this thread.
Couldn't you just FEEL the sweat oozing off the foreheads of Brucie and
K-man as they typed those words of yawning?
So wonderfully true to their primate heritage!

Thank you!

Lomie

I would have loved to hear that her biological age had stopped at 25 :-)
How would anyone (especially any female one) like to partake in an
"aging program"?

Just wondering...
C.


Okay, after we put Kiyo back together (I did most of it because I was
freshly studying the technique. It was sort of a "test" for me.), Darla
explained to her that we could help her stop aging if she wanted.
Kiyo chose to stop aging, but then a few years later she began to study us
with a passion.
When she came across the sean aging rites, she seemed to be impressed with
the logic behind them.
So she asked to participate, and she's been aging ever since.

Now, when she gets a little older (she is almost to the human extraction
period) she will reverse the process and her body will, uhm, age negatively?


Okie dokie.

I'm not sure what to call it because there is no human word to cover it,
because it never happens on your planet.

Waitasec, I just found it in one of your books.
You have the mental equivalent you call "age regression".
Well, this would be a physical age regression.


Why not?

So anyways, when her body un-ages back to whatever age she decides to
stabilize at, that age is where she'll stay until the next aging rite.

So she partook in the aging program because she wanted to enjoy the benefits
of aging MENTALLY.
The mental age stays with you even after your body un-ages back to a favored
physical age.
And of course there are several other benefits that we'll tell everyone
about shortly following FOC.

Lomie


Aw, don't hold back *now*... have another of whatever it is, and
post some more.


Now the question becomes: why would anyone want *FIRST* "OFFICIAL"
*CONTACT* with idiots who write as poorly as this?

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Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
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Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

"Have patience. First I shall deal with the State of Oregon
and County of Josephine, Then the AFAB, government/media
disinformation Agents with whom you conspire to libel me and my
family. Your time will come."
-- Raymond Ronald Karczewski©, usenet "christ"

"Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, and rather ironic, coming from
someone who obviously has no understanding of what a signature is. Tell me,
Haslam, do you sign your checks as 'Can't you show a little restraint?'"
-- David Tholen, Clueless Newbie of the Month, February 2003
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Old February 11th 06, 04:39 AM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.pizza.delivery.drivers
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WARNING::::

It's GANG BANG the alien day in alt.astronomy::::

(Yes Artie, that IS a rapist lame. hee hee )

"Kali" wrote in message
...
In article TdkGf.356621$qk4.308956@bgtnsc05-
news.ops.worldnet.att.net, posted Wed, 08 Feb 2006 11:03:15
GMT, Kiyo says...

"Kadaitcha Man" wrote in
message ...
Kiyo , the ****-stained chiseler and
pleasure-seeking bunny boy who likes ruthless intimate liaisons with
tarantulas, and whose partner is a joy-sister with a grisly pink pit of
pleasure, wrote in
:

" Michael Baldwin Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...

[...]

Yes, to all good people.
These subhuman monsters delay your freedom from that rock.


I think they are quite human. Like you. And "the Seans", who are
the creation of a human imagination.


Interesting analysis, Kali!
So are you the resident shrink wannabee?
Or are you from another place in someone's rotting brain?

I am ashamed to be the same species as this idiot and the other one.


Obviously. That's why you maintain your delusions about aliens
who will wreak vengeance on your behalf.


When did she ever say that???
Cite one instance, Kali, where Kiyo threatened to wield seans like an axe!
Personally, I think you're competing with Art Deco for PKB Master (of
delusion).


Indeed, I am ashamed to be from the same planet!


We know.


Who is "we", coffeeboi?


When you scrape these dying pieces of rust off your otherwise shiny and
brilliant armor, let me know.
I have so much better things to do than to read this shapeless, odorous
excrement.


So... what kind of offspring do 85 year old ova produce?

En passant,
Kiyo


Kali


Actually, her ovum was much younger when Kiyo conceived, just a few days old
really.
You must have taken the biology course the same time you got your doctorate
in psychology?

But to answer your poorly phrased question, Kiyo is only in her fifties
physically.
When she went to Darla about Ollie and wanting children, Darla helped her
stave off menopause.
So her triplets are thus far happy and healthy in the womb, thank you very
much!

Lomie


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Oops! Wrong end!

Saul Levy


On Fri, 10 Feb 2006 19:14:06 -0700, Art Deco
wrote:

Saul Levy wrote:

Was that HHIC a hiccup by any chance? Just checking...


No, it was just a kookfart, Saul.

Saul Levy


On Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:08:23 GMT, "Lomie"
wrote:

"Heather Thompkins" wrote in message
egroups.com...

Charles D. Bohne wrote:
On Wed, 08 Feb 2006 10:34:58 GMT, "Kiyo"
wrote:

I am eighty-five years old come November this year.

So you were born in Nov.1921? In Japan I presume?


C.

When in November?


Hello Charles and Heather!

Kiyo was born in Okinawa, Japan, on November 22, 1921.
We rescued her on Dec. 7, 1941, just a few days following her 20th birthday.
Her plane had been shot down by a new American battleship weapon.
We wanted to study the damage, so we rescued the plane.
We had to reassemble Kiyo and revive her.
She came through it rather nicely, I think.

While her calendar age is almost 85 years, her mental age is nearly 200
years, and her physical age is presently about 53 years.
She chose not to age her body there for awhile, and then after reading about
the sean aging rituals, she asked to participate.
Darla, thinking it was just a little bit unusual, okayed it anyways.
Not long after this, Kiyo became the H H I C of our crew.
Then she and Ollie became a "thing", and now she's pregnant with triplets
(girls girls girls hee hee ).

Despite her hefty IQ, Kiyo does get a little flustered by some of the modern
methods humans have devised to deal with their tremendous levels of fear,
such as in the coffeeboi posts this thread.
Couldn't you just FEEL the sweat oozing off the foreheads of Brucie and
K-man as they typed those words of yawning?
So wonderfully true to their primate heritage!

Thank you!

Lomie

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Art Deco wrote:
ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
ah wrote:

mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges wrote:
In article ,
ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Charles D. Bohne wrote:

On Wed, 08 Feb 2006 06:50:11 GMT, "GOD"
wrote:

Buddha made me do it.G

Kiyo

Stop joking .. and COME!
C.

Take this to email, please.

Take this to email, please.

take this to shemail please

take this to gmail, please

take this to snailmail, please

take this to qmail, please

take this to fanmail, please


take this to sendmail, please


take this to procmail, please


take this to chainmail, please
--
ah
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"ah" wrote in message
...
Art Deco wrote:
ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
ah wrote:

mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges wrote:
In article ,
ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Charles D. Bohne wrote:

On Wed, 08 Feb 2006 06:50:11 GMT, "GOD"


wrote:

Buddha made me do it.G

Kiyo

Stop joking .. and COME!
C.

Take this to email, please.

Take this to email, please.

take this to shemail please

take this to gmail, please

take this to snailmail, please

take this to qmail, please

take this to fanmail, please

take this to sendmail, please


take this to procmail, please


take this to chainmail, please


Take this to Pony Express, please


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Honest John wrote:

"ah" wrote in message
...
Art Deco wrote:
ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
ah wrote:

mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges wrote:
In article ,
ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Charles D. Bohne wrote:

On Wed, 08 Feb 2006 06:50:11 GMT, "GOD"


wrote:

Buddha made me do it.G

Kiyo

Stop joking .. and COME!
C.

Take this to email, please.

Take this to email, please.

take this to shemail please

take this to gmail, please

take this to snailmail, please

take this to qmail, please

take this to fanmail, please

take this to sendmail, please

take this to procmail, please


take this to chainmail, please


Take this to Pony Express, please


take this to webtv, please

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

"Have patience. First I shall deal with the State of Oregon
and County of Josephine, Then the AFAB, government/media
disinformation Agents with whom you conspire to libel me and my
family. Your time will come."
-- Raymond Ronald Karczewski©, usenet "christ"

"Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, and rather ironic, coming from
someone who obviously has no understanding of what a signature is. Tell me,
Haslam, do you sign your checks as 'Can't you show a little restraint?'"
-- David Tholen, Clueless Newbie of the Month, February 2003
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Kali wrote:

When did she ever say that???
Cite one instance, Kali, where Kiyo threatened to wield seans like an axe!
Personally, I think you're competing with Art Deco for PKB Master (of
delusion).


12% will commit suicide when the Seans come. And they don't care
about life, they just want their planet. The lucky of the
inferior humans will be saved. Here in Reality, we have a
special name for it: hostile B.S.

Indeed, I am ashamed to be from the same planet!

We know.


Who is "we", coffeeboi?


Everyone who isn't buying your story, Darla.


Fpm mpfmfmfpmffmffm pfmpppmmm'mfm pfppffpfmfpmpfppff: fpfmmpmmpfpf
mmpmpp mfmmppmmpffmffm.

--
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Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

"Have patience. First I shall deal with the State of Oregon
and County of Josephine, Then the AFAB, government/media
disinformation Agents with whom you conspire to libel me and my
family. Your time will come."
-- Raymond Ronald Karczewski©, usenet "christ"

"Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, and rather ironic, coming from
someone who obviously has no understanding of what a signature is. Tell me,
Haslam, do you sign your checks as 'Can't you show a little restraint?'"
-- David Tholen, Clueless Newbie of the Month, February 2003
 




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