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Buddha made me do it.G

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On Sun, 12 Feb 2006 18:32:18 GMT, "Lomie"
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In article sudHf.11919$id5.6358@bgtnsc04-
news.ops.worldnet.att.net, posted Sat, 11 Feb 2006 04:12:08
GMT, Lomie says...

"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
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On Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:08:23 GMT, "Lomie"
wrote:

Hello Charles and Heather!

Kiyo was born in Okinawa, Japan, on November 22, 1921.
We rescued her on Dec. 7, 1941, just a few days following her 20th
birthday.
Her plane had been shot down by a new American battleship weapon.
We wanted to study the damage, so we rescued the plane.
We had to reassemble Kiyo and revive her.
She came through it rather nicely, I think.

While her calendar age is almost 85 years, her mental age is nearly
200
years, and her physical age is presently about 53 years.
She chose not to age her body there for awhile, and then after reading
about
the sean aging rituals, she asked to participate.
Darla, thinking it was just a little bit unusual, okayed it anyways.
Not long after this, Kiyo became the H H I C of our crew.
Then she and Ollie became a "thing", and now she's pregnant with
triplets
(girls girls girls hee hee ).

Despite her hefty IQ, Kiyo does get a little flustered by some of the
modern
methods humans have devised to deal with their tremendous levels of
fear,

Like making up stories about aliens and referring to herself in
the third person?

such as in the coffeeboi posts this thread.
Couldn't you just FEEL the sweat oozing off the foreheads of Brucie
and
K-man as they typed those words of yawning?
So wonderfully true to their primate heritage!

Thank you!

Lomie

I would have loved to hear that her biological age had stopped at 25
:-)
How would anyone (especially any female one) like to partake in an
"aging program"?

Just wondering...
C.

Okay, after we put Kiyo back together (I did most of it because I was
freshly studying the technique. It was sort of a "test" for me.), Darla
explained to her that we could help her stop aging if she wanted.
Kiyo chose to stop aging, but then a few years later she began to study
us
with a passion.
When she came across the sean aging rites, she seemed to be impressed
with
the logic behind them.
So she asked to participate, and she's been aging ever since.

Now, when she gets a little older (she is almost to the human extraction
period) she will reverse the process and her body will, uhm, age
negatively?

Okie dokie.

I'm not sure what to call it because there is no human word to cover it,
because it never happens on your planet.

Waitasec, I just found it in one of your books.
You have the mental equivalent you call "age regression".
Well, this would be a physical age regression.

Why not?

So anyways, when her body un-ages back to whatever age she decides to
stabilize at, that age is where she'll stay until the next aging rite.

So she partook in the aging program because she wanted to enjoy the
benefits
of aging MENTALLY.
The mental age stays with you even after your body un-ages back to a
favored
physical age.
And of course there are several other benefits that we'll tell everyone
about shortly following FOC.

Lomie

Aw, don't hold back *now*... have another of whatever it is, and
post some more.

Kali
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nothing but superstitions and falsehoods of the Devil we burned
them all." - Bishop Diego De Landa, who burned priceless books
of Mayan history and science

Okay, Kali, if you promise not to woooooosh me, too. G

By the way, did I mention that I'm not really an alien?
Silouen and I were both born on Earth.

Did you grow up in the same ward?


And anyways, another short-term benefit begins to manifest itself either the
second or third time you go through the aging rite.
Each time you regress physically, your skin thickens back to normal for the
age you go back to.
And each time, the skin actually thickens a teeny bit more, so after the
third or fourth ritual experience, your skin has thickened to where it is So
much harder to pierce or bruise you.

Can you do the same skin thickening process to Bohner so he doesn't
get so hysterical and whiny when people make fun of him?

Yet it is hardly noticeable in terms of any burdening difference from
normal.

One long-term advantage we've found is that while the mental age saturates
(ceases to increase) after a few million years, it does undergo a series of
"jumps" after that where it increases just a little every few times you
practice the ritual.
The main reason weuns the seans practice this ritual is to remind us of all
the reasons we do not like to age physically.
Well, at least that's My main reason.
Others have their own reasons, I suppose.

Just between you and me, we're all hoping that by participating in our aging
ritual, Kiyo will feel better about both herself and her presence here with
us.
I love her very much, as she's like a second Mom to me, so I'm hoping she's
able to go on fighting the strong tendency to want to die.
But life doesn't really get that much easier.

Lomie


Lemme ask you something, has any real live person ever bought a
scintilla of this hokum you're spewing?

Jade

On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 14:45:53 -0700, Art Deco ,
wrote:

Charles D. Bohne wrote:

On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 04:12:08 GMT, "Lomie"
wrote:

Okay, after we put Kiyo back together (I did most of it because I was
freshly studying the technique. It was sort of a "test" for me.),

You reanimated a dead human body?

Darla
explained to her that we could help her stop aging if she wanted.
Kiyo chose to stop aging, but then a few years later she began to study us
with a passion.
When she came across the sean aging rites, she seemed to be impressed with
the logic behind them.
So she asked to participate, and she's been aging ever since.

Looks like we have the pleasure to participate in it almost daily :-)


Now, when she gets a little older (she is almost to the human extraction
period) she will reverse the process and her body will, uhm, age negatively?
I'm not sure what to call it because there is no human word to cover it,
because it never happens on your planet.

How about rejuvenation/juvennescence?

Waitasec, I just found it in one of your books.

Which one?

You have the mental equivalent you call "age regression".
Well, this would be a physical age regression.

So anyways, when her body un-ages back to whatever age she decides to
stabilize at, that age is where she'll stay until the next aging rite.

So she partook in the aging program because she wanted to enjoy the benefits
of aging MENTALLY.
The mental age stays with you even after your body un-ages back to a favored
physical age.
And of course there are several other benefits that we'll tell everyone
about shortly following FOC.

Lomie

Well let's see what Art said:
I still can\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t decide: kook
or troll.

his proper wording was:
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pfmpppmmm\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'mfm
pfppffpfmfpmpfppff: fpfmmpmmpfpf
mmpmpp mfmmppmmpffmffm.

What's with all the backslash abuse, Chu*k?

Obviously he needs to go thorugh the skin thickening treatment that
the saucerhead has.

Oh, and also Charles De Bohne is an asshole.

Jade

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Art Deco wrote:
Charles D. Bohne wrote:

On Wed, 08 Feb 2006 06:50:11 GMT, "GOD"

wrote:

Buddha made me do it.G

Kiyo

Stop joking .. and COME!
C.

Take this to email, please.

Take this to email, please.

take this to shemail please

take this to gmail, please

take this to snailmail, please

take this to qmail, please

take this to fanmail, please

take this to sendmail, please

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Take this to Google Groups, please

Take this to MSN messenger, please

Take this to PHP Nuke, please

nuke php please

Neutronium, or PO deuterium?

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fig php
just fig it

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Fig C: http://www.ronflynn.com/images/Fig.%20C.jpg

Fig 7: http://www.asianart.com/articles/wood/large/fig-7.jpg

Rad !

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Daedalus wrote:

On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 14:45:53 -0700, Art Deco ,
wrote:

Charles D. Bohne wrote:

On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 04:12:08 GMT, "Lomie"
wrote:

Okay, after we put Kiyo back together (I did most of it because I was
freshly studying the technique. It was sort of a "test" for me.),

You reanimated a dead human body?

Darla
explained to her that we could help her stop aging if she wanted.
Kiyo chose to stop aging, but then a few years later she began to study us
with a passion.
When she came across the sean aging rites, she seemed to be impressed with
the logic behind them.
So she asked to participate, and she's been aging ever since.

Looks like we have the pleasure to participate in it almost daily :-)


Now, when she gets a little older (she is almost to the human extraction
period) she will reverse the process and her body will, uhm, age negatively?
I'm not sure what to call it because there is no human word to cover it,
because it never happens on your planet.

How about rejuvenation/juvennescence?

Waitasec, I just found it in one of your books.

Which one?

You have the mental equivalent you call "age regression".
Well, this would be a physical age regression.

So anyways, when her body un-ages back to whatever age she decides to
stabilize at, that age is where she'll stay until the next aging rite.

So she partook in the aging program because she wanted to enjoy the benefits
of aging MENTALLY.
The mental age stays with you even after your body un-ages back to a favored
physical age.
And of course there are several other benefits that we'll tell everyone
about shortly following FOC.

Lomie

Well let's see what Art said:
I still can\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t decide: kook
or troll.

his proper wording was:
Fpm mpfmfmfpmffmffm
pfmpppmmm\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'mfm
pfppffpfmfpmpfppff: fpfmmpmmpfpf
mmpmpp mfmmppmmpffmffm.

What's with all the backslash abuse, Chu*k?

Obviously he needs to go thorugh the skin thickening treatment that
the saucerhead has.

Oh, and also Charles De Bohne is an asshole.

I find myself in agreement with this poast.

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Snausages.

Grease stain reveals lost soul idolatrously clashes jizz queen.

Fred and ah would love each other.

You are a Uni sock, AICMF�!

Where is Uni? Happy Valentine to her, not you.

*I* got a card!

*Uno*!

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renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

"Have patience. First I shall deal with the State of Oregon
and County of Josephine, Then the AFAB, government/media
disinformation Agents with whom you conspire to libel me and my
family. Your time will come."
-- Raymond Ronald Karczewski©, usenet "christ"

"Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, and rather ironic, coming from
someone who obviously has no understanding of what a signature is. Tell me,
Haslam, do you sign your checks as 'Can't you show a little restraint?'"
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