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CONGRESS LETTING IT GET AWAY WITH MURDER

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It has been three months since Sen. Jay Rockefeller
and Rep. Lamar Smith were informed about the greatest
conspiracy in the history of History,

To wit, the discovery of petrified human remains between
anthracite coal veins in Pennsylvania.

And, much more importantly, they were informed about
the Scientific Establishment's total deceit, deception,
collusion and conspiracy involved in keeping these
monumental discoveries from the public's eye.

What the Smithsonian and the Vested Interest politicians
don't want to see.

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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg

Congress certainly is aware that these mind-boggling
discoveries relegate Darwin's theory of man's evolution
to the garbage heap, bound for burial forever inside
some dirty old landfill.

In September, I brought this matter to the attention
of Senator Rockefeller and Rep. Smith but so far there
has been absolutely no reply from either office.

And not having heard a blessed word from them, I'm now
sort of wondering where they sleep on some of their
nights in Washington, D.C.

Might it be at 1000 Jefferson Drive SW?

And could it be under comfy covers of Secretary Wayne
Clough's roll-a-bed in his office at the Smithsonian
Institution? (If so, I certainly hope they don't run
out of Vaseline.)

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Mr. Rockefeller, you aren't an average senator. You're
chairman of the U.S. Senate's Committee on Commerce,
SCIENCE and Transportation.

And you, Congressman Smith, are also pretty special --
chairman of the House Committee on SCIENCE, Space
and Technology.

Consequently, you both have a duty and a responsibility
to get involved in this sordid matter. I'm sure you agree,
YOU HAVE NO ALTERNATIVE. You unfortunately are caught
in the middle

I trust you will have the decency to contact me immediately
-- if not sooner -- so together we finally can remove the
stench of sheer fiction about our past and replace it with
the fresh air of fact about our true origin and ancestry.

All you need do is demand a Congressional investigation.
I, of course, would be delighted to be the star witness.

Cordially,

Ed Conrad

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SMITHSONIAN GUILTY OF A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY

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HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER

(DISCOVERED BETWEEN ANTHRACITE COAL VEINS)

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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skullb.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg

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HOW INNOCENTLY IT HAD ALL BEGUN

In June of 1981, Ed Conrad discovered what appeared to
be the petrified skull of a large land animal between
coal veins.

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/in...data/first.jpg

He sent a photo to the Smithsonian and was extended an
invitation to bring it in to be examined.

This was done but three of the Smithsonian's so-called
experts -- after only a few minutes -- unanimously declared
it to be a concretion, a strangely-shaped rock -- WITHOUT
DOING ANY TESTING WHATSOEVER.

Ed accepted their "expert" opinion.

However, a few months later, he discovered another skull-like
object embedded in a boulder at the same location which
bore a dramatic resemblance to the side view of a human
cranium (based on comparative anatomy).

He sent color photos to the Smithsonian, with this response.

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ED CONRAD SENDS SMITHSONIAN GRANULES
REMOVED FROM BOULDER (AS INSTRUCTED)

Ed favorably followed up on Rye's request and removed
granules from the rind of the object resembling a human
cranium protruding from the boulder. However, before
mailing, Ed had the granules tested microscopically.

This is because, at this point in time, he had learned
quite a bit about the identification of bone that he didn't
know during his visit to the Smithsonian previously.

Ed was now aware that bone contains minuscule Haversian
canals and their presence is the conclusive evidence
of bone, even if the bone had petrified.

This scientific fact appears in the book, "Science in
Archaeology," which states that neither age nor the
petrification process can remove what are known as
Haversian canals, an integral part of the cell structure
of bone.

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Ed had learned that, since the Haversian canals are actually
passageways for oxygen and nutrients to living bone, even
the process of petrification cannot displace them because,
as tiny tunnels, there was nothing there to begin with (and,
therefore, nothing that could be replaced.)

Prior to sending the granules to the Smithsonian, the microscopic
examination had revealed the presence of "pinholes" in the thinnest
pieces, virtually identical to cadaver bone at the same low
magnification.

MICROSCOPIC VIEW AT APPROXIMATELY 400X

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MICROSCOPIC VIEW AT APPROXIMATELY 800X

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/proof1.jpg

Yet when Ed sent the granules to the Smithsonian, this was its
response:

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EXAMINATION OF CELL STRUCTURE TOTALLY IGNORED

On Oct. 11, 1982, Ed wrote to Rye, wondering why the Smithsonian
tested for "mineral composition" when he originally mentioned it
needed to examine the "cell structure" of the granules that had
been removed from the rind of what appeared to be the contour
of a human skull embedded in the boulder.

After all, Ed maintained, Rye had stated in his letter: "We must
do a microscopic study of the outer rind to determine if it has
the structure of bone." But, according to Rye, this was not done.
Or, if it was, the Smithsonian wanted to hide that fact.

Ed insists the Smithsonian had supplied an answer to a question
-- about mineral composition -- that did not even apply in this
particular case. In any event, in his response to Ed's follow-up
letter, Rye rather surprisingly agreed about the necessity of
having the cell structure examined.

However, Rye offered an extremely weak and pathetic explanation
why the Smithsonian had not done so (although only a imbecile
would even think its experts had not viewed the cell structure
of the granules and HAD SEEN the Haversian canals, thus confirming
the material IS bone and that the object embedded in the boulder
IS INDEED a human cranium).

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ED CONRAD: GROUND SECTION WASN'T NEEDED

First of all, Ed notes that the Smithsonian certainly didn't have
to prepare a ground section to examine the cell structure since
it easily could've used the granules (as he had done).

The plain and simple fact is that Rye HAD REQUESTED the granules
for the specific purpose of examining the cell structure, yet
did not have this done (or lied after it was done).

Meanwhile, if the preparation -- and examination -- of a ground
section was so important, Ed wondered why Rye had not even mentioned
it in his letter.

But even worse was Rye's explanation that, because of budget
restraints, the Smithsonian could not prepare a ground section
at taxpayers' expense.

Then -- same as now -- the Smithsonian's laboratories are fully
equipped to prepare ground sections at minimal expense and they're
made almost every blessed day. The expense involved would've been
peanuts.

It was then that Ed had very serious questions about the
Smithsonian's integrity. He knew for sure that, coupled with
earlier events, it wanted nothing to do with the honest
investigation of any of his specimens and was playing him
for a fool.

Ed had a good idea back then -- and later would become 100
percent certain (as you'll soon see) -- that the human-like
skull embedded in the boulder is indeed a human skull but
the Smithsonian obviously didn't want it known because
of the repercussions it would cause to the long-held
-- but bull**** -- theory of man's origin and ancestry.

Most importantly, the Smithsonian's pseudo-scientists
knew that a human skull discovered in Carboniferous strata
-- which indeed it was -- means that man had inhabited
the earth eons before Darwin's evolutionists has put
us here.

The Smithsonian also knew -- in one felt swoop -- that
the discovery of human remains between coal veins would
decimate the evolutionary theory of man's origin from some
lowly animals of 60-65 million years ago, since It means
man had to inhabit the earth long, long before.

And now Ed offers proof of the Smithsonian's lack of integrity
by presenting microscopic photos of granules removed from
the boulder, proving that it is indeed a petrified human
skull that's as old as coal (and very possibly older).

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/proof1.jpg

Granules that were removed from the specimen resembling
a human skull embedded in the boulder reveal Haversian
canals, the telltale indicator of bone. This photo was
taken at 400X, using top lighting and a dark field. It's
important to note that, because of height differential,
portions of the photo are blurry.

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/proof1.jpg

Photograph of cross section of bone, showing Haversian systems.
Each Haversian system is seen as a nearly round area. The light
circular core of each system is the Haversian canal, through
which oxygen and nutrients pass.

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LARGEST NAIL IN SMITHSONIAN'S COFFIN

TEST RESULTS OF GRANULES REMOVED FROM
SKULL-LIKE OBJECT EMBEDDED IN BOULDER

Submitted by Physicians CLinical Laboratory
Hazleton National Bank Building
101 W. Broad St.
Hazleton, Pa. 18201

OFFICIAL REPORT
AMERICAN MEDICAL LABORATORIES
Chantilly, Va.

51945059/0 Received: 04/08/2000

75843/Chantilly For Null

CALCULUS ANALYSIS BY CRYSTALOGRAPHY

The specimen consists of a few small pieces of dried
blood. None of the constituents normally found in
urinary calculi are present.

*** FINAL REPORT ***

CP 978171-CS 84751

Nathan Sherman, M.D.
Director of Laboratories

Submitted by Physicians Clinical Laboratory
Hazleton National Bank Building
101 W. Broad St.
Hazleton, Pa. 18201

======================

GOOD GAWD! YOU MEAN THERE'S EVEN MORE . . .

It's important to emphasize that, when Ed was getting
the royal runaround from the Smithsonian in the honest
investigation of his specimens, he brought the matter
to the attention of Gus Yatron, his congressman.

Ed pulled no punches with Yatron, accusing the Smithsonian
of a lack of integrity concerning the honest investigation
of his specimens.

Yatron's office contacted the Smithsonian on Ed's behalf
and, in response, was promptly greeted with an extremely
sarcastic, hostile letter from the office of its top
administrator, Secretary Robert McCormick Adams.

SMITHSONIAN'S OFFICIAL RESPONSE LACKS CREDIBILITY

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SMITHSONIAN TELLS A WHALE OF A LIE

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GREATEST CONSPIRACY IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORY

aka / CRIME IN RHYME

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Evolutionists, their interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested

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Never in the history of History has as much physical
evidence existed to debunk and destroy an existing
scientific theory.

But it certainly DOES EXIST -- in spades -- concerning
the theory of man's evolution (and other creatures,
for that matter).

The discovery of thousands upon thousands of petrified
bones, teeth and even soft organs -- SOME HUMAN --
between coal veins has proven that Charles Darwin's
fable, "Origin of Species" isn't worth the papyrus
it was written on.

It means that man, in almost our present form, had
existed while anthracite was formed, and the most
golden rule of geology is that coal is at least
280 million years old.

Therefore, these discoveries certainly offer the
undeniable evidence that the majority of evolutionists,
atheists and physical anthropologists guilty of being
willful PARTICIPANTS in a monumental conspiracy
against mankind.

PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, SOFT ORGANS
-- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS

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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skulla.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skullb.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg

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WHAT HONEST SCIENCE LOOKS LIKE

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State-of-the-art testing by American Medical Labs
revealed that at least six of Ed Conrad's fossils, all
bearing a distinct resemblance to human bones via human
comparative anatomy, contain dried blood and, in some
cases, other relative components.

This offers state-of-the-art scientific evidence that
Ed Conrad is right and the arrogant, ignorant, pompous
buffoons wearing the white coats and dunce hats are
dead wrong.

=======================

The really scary part in all of this is how the bones,
teeth and even soft organs got broken and petrified.

It can mean only one thing: The humans and animals
that existed on earth eons ago were destroyed in an
earth-shattering catastrophe.

Anyone -- and I certainly mean ANYONE -- who doubts
that I've discovered thousands upon thousands of
petrified remains of man and animals is a fraud and
a phony.

The list includes the so-called "experts" at the
Smithsonian Institution, the University of California
at Berkeley, Harvard University, the U.S. Geological
Survey, Penn State University, the Paleontological
Research Institution, the University of Pennsylvania
and tenured-fossil professors of anthropology,
paleontology, geology amd physics -- to mention
just a few -- in America's universities.

I can ask "Why?" But I don't have to since I know WHY
this monumental hoax has long been perpetrated against
mankind.

It boils down to the protection of vested interests. The
Scoundrels of Science are fully aware that siding with
Truth can adversely affect their careers, their lucrative
weekly paychecks and their cushy positions.

God forbid, they dare not make any waves. So the mind-
boggling lie has gone on and on and on.

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OTHER DISCOVERIES BETWEEN COAL VEINS

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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg

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Oh, you want more? Okay!

HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
(Discovered Between Anthracite Veins)

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skulla.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skullb.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg

The following photos were taken while the human skull in
the boulder was on display at an international exhibit
in Berlin, Germany.

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SwitzerlandExhibit1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SwitzerlandExhibit2.jpg

=======================

Meanwhile, a variety of other state-of-the-art testing
has confirmed that Ed Conrad's mind-boggling discoveries
are Neither rocks nor concretions but fossils of creatures
that once lived, quite a few of them human.

They included testing for the presence of Haversian
canals (the tell-tale sign of bone), CATscans, and
SEM (scanning electronic microscope) investigation,
to mention just a few.

And let's NOT FORGET that the late Wilton M. Krogman,
one of the world's foremost human anatomists and
author of the book,"The Human Skeleton in Forensic
Medicine," had personally examined and tested one
of the discoveries and concluded that it's a calvarium,
a human skull with the eye sockets broken off.

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg

"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST
HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."

-- Wilton Krogman to a colleague
after confirming fossil is a human skull

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cm...krogwskull.jpg

Scrapings from the object embedded in the boulder were tested
by American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va. --
considered the most prestigious medical laboratory in the
world -- which documented that they contain DRIED BLOOD.

AML had performed testing on at least a half-dozen of Ed
Conrad's key specimens via Calculus Analysis by Crystal-
ography, the presence of blood was confirmed in an official
"Final Report" authorized by Dr. Nathan Sherman, director
of laboratories.

Blood not only was found in the skull-like object embedded
in the boulder but in the specimen that Krogman identified
as a calvarium, a human skull with the eye sockets broken
off; the fossil that he identified as a tibia; in two
specimens that appear to be human jawbones, and in others.

It's important to note that highly respected Dr. Geoffrey
Bourne, who had served as director of Yerkes Regional
Primate Research Center for many years, had tested one
of the discoveries between coal veins and identified it
as B-O-N-E in written correspondence.

==============================

KROGMAN IDENTIFIED THIS FOSSIL AS A TIBIA

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http://www.edconrad.com/images/bones.jpg

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Here's a petrified dinosaur foot still embedded in slate.
http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg

Here are several views of a portion of a giant prehistoric
scorpion identified as such by Krogman.

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg

====================

"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light." -- Plato

and

"You're not only fighting the man
in the ring, Ed. You're also fighting
the referee and the three judges."
-- Clayton Lennon, philosopher

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ANOTHER CONSPIRACY AGAINST TRUTH
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http://www.edconrad.org

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BIRDS OF A FEATHER WHO BLOW HOT AIR TOGETHER

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THE SMITHSONIAN
American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeoanthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison

Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology

UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society

INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora / NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists
 




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